[First Post] 7
Deepest, Darkest, Africa
Looking out from my jungle apartment,
Over my wildlife kingdom,
I could really use some excitement,
Wish a young lady would swing in.
I've cleaned up the place with some palm leaves,
No elephant dung in the yard,
And cleaning up after Simba,
Is becoming a little too hard.
I cut down twenty large trees,
Constructed a 40 by 40 foot box,
Can't house train my elephant,
Nor my lion named socks.
That's why I need a soul mate,
House cleaning's becoming a chore,
I'd shower her with sweet fruit and dates,
Who could ask for anything more?
I'd give her a lovely new wardrobe,
Fig leaves in all shades of color,
Bug eaten leaves for negligees,
And a cave in the back for her mother.
[This message has been edited by Tarzzan (edited 01-14-2000).]