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It's Miller Time

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Toerag
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0 posted 01-11-2000 05:33 PM       View Profile for Toerag   Email Toerag   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to Submit your Poem to Passions  View IP for Toerag

The time comes as it comes to all,
When I finally got my boss's call,
I can leave without a lie,
To consume some beer and Irish rye.

Yall be good, don't let LongJohn,
Make ya believe or lead ya on,
About his love for romance and such,
With dancing-lovin-tender touch.

His motives are the same as "Deer's"
And those gutter minded guys,
Not like Toerag, the sensitive type,
(I won't lead ya on with lies)

(Now then, anyone wanna buy a Yugo?....One owner, driven by a Pentacostal Preacher's wife back and forth to church only?)...If so, call LongJohn Silver at 555-YUGO.....

© Copyright 2000 Toerag - All Rights Reserved
RainbowGirl
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1 posted 01-11-2000 05:47 PM       View Profile for RainbowGirl   Email RainbowGirl   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit RainbowGirl's Home Page   View IP for RainbowGirl

ROFL...thanks for the daily dose of laughter darling..

HUSG

 Don't ask me where I'm going, just listen when I'm gone and far away you'll hear me singing softly to the dawn.

Denise
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2 posted 01-11-2000 05:48 PM       View Profile for Denise   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Denise

You are too much, Toe! This is great! Enjoy your Miller (one that is, right?!) and don't stay out too late. I'm sure the boss would like to see you tomorrow! hehehehehe  

Thanks again for the laughs!!

 Denise

Martie
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3 posted 01-11-2000 07:10 PM       View Profile for Martie   Email Martie   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Martie's Home Page   View IP for Martie

Hey Toe, where are you going?  Don't be gone long I will miss that smile that you are so good at making with your sensitivity.  

 In the dew of little things,
the heart finds its morning
and is refreshed.
(ee cummings)
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4 posted 01-11-2000 08:32 PM       View Profile for suthern   Email suthern   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for suthern

I was hoping that your phone would ring quickly, dear one! And I'm so glad it did!!   I hope you're enjoying your well-earned brew by now!

For the first time in over a month, I'm accessing from home without too much difficulty... and find this poem waiting!!! What a special treat...  I should buy a lottery ticket! *G* Thanks for the smiles!
Nan
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6 posted 01-11-2000 09:07 PM       View Profile for Nan   Email Nan   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Nan's Home Page   View IP for Nan

How 'bout an Edsel? - There you are Toe....
Andrew Scott
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7 posted 01-12-2000 12:45 AM       View Profile for Andrew Scott   Email Andrew Scott   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Andrew Scott

Miller! Ugh... Have at there boy... You're talkin to a born again beer snob who has a fine english pub in walkin' distance of work. Enjoy your evening and bottoms up brother.
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8 posted 01-12-2000 02:50 AM       View Profile for whiskey   Email whiskey   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit whiskey's Home Page   View IP for whiskey

This is Great Toe  
SnglDad
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9 posted 01-22-2000 06:23 AM       View Profile for SnglDad   Email SnglDad   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for SnglDad

LOL
Just wanted to thank you for the laugh.
I called that number and it`s no longer in service??
Must have sold the Yugo huh?
Thanx again
                           Joel
 
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