Ala bam a
The time comes as it comes to all,
When I finally got my boss's call,
I can leave without a lie,
To consume some beer and Irish rye.
Yall be good, don't let LongJohn,
Make ya believe or lead ya on,
About his love for romance and such,
With dancing-lovin-tender touch.
His motives are the same as "Deer's"
And those gutter minded guys,
Not like Toerag, the sensitive type,
(I won't lead ya on with lies)
(Now then, anyone wanna buy a Yugo?....One owner, driven by a Pentacostal Preacher's wife back and forth to church only?)...If so, call LongJohn Silver at 555-YUGO.....