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Funny Toe Limerick

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Ted Reynolds
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0 posted 01-11-2000 08:30 AM       View Profile for Ted Reynolds   Email Ted Reynolds   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to Submit your Poem to Passions  View IP for Ted Reynolds

Your toe bends both ways, it is true.
I guess that's the way that it grew.
          But I have to say "Drat,
          What's a joint like that
     Doing on a girl like you?"

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Meadowmuse
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1 posted 01-11-2000 09:05 AM       View Profile for Meadowmuse   Email Meadowmuse   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Meadowmuse's Home Page   View IP for Meadowmuse

Smiling here...this is a clever one...loved the wordplay!

Dear LadyClaire


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2 posted 01-11-2000 09:08 AM       View Profile for Toerag   Email Toerag   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Toerag

But the "Toe" can be corrected,
No matter the way it grew,
Wrap with a "Rag" to protect-it,
And smoke a "joint" or two.
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3 posted 01-11-2000 09:40 AM       View Profile for suthern   Email suthern   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for suthern

Upon greater reflection
Those tiny imperfections
Only add to the beauty
Of even a cutie! *G*

Enjoyed!!!  
Paul Hoekman
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5 posted 01-11-2000 10:33 AM       View Profile for Paul Hoekman   Email Paul Hoekman   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Paul Hoekman's Home Page   View IP for Paul Hoekman

FUNNY!

EARTHMAN
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6 posted 01-11-2000 01:17 PM       View Profile for Denise   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Denise

Very funny! hehehehehe  

 Denise

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7 posted 01-11-2000 01:23 PM       View Profile for Pepper   Email Pepper   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Pepper

LOL....   
Nan
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8 posted 01-11-2000 09:30 PM       View Profile for Nan   Email Nan   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Nan's Home Page   View IP for Nan

I think you all really should know
'Bout that girl with the crooked big Toe
It aims willy-nilly it's true
For it's only stuck on with some glue
She never knows which way to go....



[This message has been edited by Nan (edited 01-12-2000).]
Andrew Scott
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9 posted 01-12-2000 12:37 AM       View Profile for Andrew Scott   Email Andrew Scott   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Andrew Scott

Would you look at that digit!
Which way does that thing go?
Some say glue is the culprit
But I say it's vel-cro.

Smitty
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10 posted 01-12-2000 02:27 AM       View Profile for Smitty   Email Smitty   Edit/Delete Message     View IP for Smitty

Aren't you the witty one?  Delightful!

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11 posted 11-29-2000 01:09 PM       View Profile for kaile   Email kaile   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for kaile

brought a smile to my face...thank you
wayoutwalt
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12 posted 11-29-2000 03:34 PM       View Profile for wayoutwalt   Email wayoutwalt   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for wayoutwalt

heheheh yuh
 
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