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Ted Reynolds
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0 posted 2000-01-11 08:30 AM


Your toe bends both ways, it is true.
I guess that's the way that it grew.
          But I have to say "Drat,
          What's a joint like that
     Doing on a girl like you?"


© Copyright 2000 Ted Reynolds - All Rights Reserved
Meadowmuse
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1 posted 2000-01-11 09:05 AM


Smiling here...this is a clever one...loved the wordplay!

Dear LadyClaire



Toerag
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2 posted 2000-01-11 09:08 AM


But the "Toe" can be corrected,
No matter the way it grew,
Wrap with a "Rag" to protect-it,
And smoke a "joint" or two.

suthern
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3 posted 2000-01-11 09:40 AM


Upon greater reflection
Those tiny imperfections
Only add to the beauty
Of even a cutie! *G*

Enjoyed!!!  

Paul Hoekman
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5 posted 2000-01-11 10:33 AM


FUNNY!

EARTHMAN

Denise
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6 posted 2000-01-11 01:17 PM


Very funny! hehehehehe  

 Denise


Pepper
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7 posted 2000-01-11 01:23 PM


LOL....   
Nan
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8 posted 2000-01-11 09:30 PM


I think you all really should know
'Bout that girl with the crooked big Toe
It aims willy-nilly it's true
For it's only stuck on with some glue
She never knows which way to go....



[This message has been edited by Nan (edited 01-12-2000).]

Andrew Scott
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9 posted 2000-01-12 12:37 PM


Would you look at that digit!
Which way does that thing go?
Some say glue is the culprit
But I say it's vel-cro.


Smitty
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10 posted 2000-01-12 02:27 AM


Aren't you the witty one?  Delightful!


kaile
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11 posted 2000-11-29 01:09 PM


brought a smile to my face...thank you
wayoutwalt
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12 posted 2000-11-29 03:34 PM


heheheh yuh
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