Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion
Chemistry is what has our 'Deer in doubt,
The way it seems to work when he has to do without.
But that's not the only scholastic discipline,
That in the past may have gotten the best of him.
One night when our young Deer was out really late,
With a frisky lady (Trish) on a frenzied date,
She looked down and said, "Is that a stump I see?"
Deer was just as surprised, "Oh! Gee-Ah'm-a-Tree!"
It just goes to show that Deer wasn't very sharp,
He thought his stump would become a tree if it was really dark.
But things got worse when he retorted to Trish about what he saw,
"Gee, Trish, do I detect you're wearing an algae-bra?"
Well, little Trish got all upset at Balladeer's remarks,
While they were a parking and smooching in the dark.
And so she told our hero, "That's enough for me."
And from that night until this day, he's been History.