Ala bam a
It was truly quite an awful sight,
It happened late on Saturday night.
After a long night of drinking,
Just a few hours before day-light.
LongJohn really had to pee,
But couldn't "find" his water spout,
He'd grown a large spare tire yassee,
His belly really stuck out.
"Honey please listen to me,
I think that you should "diet"
you're the size of Tennessee."
LongJohn listened to her plea,
But didn't agree with the "diet"
He said it wouldn't matter what color it was,
He still wouldn't be able to find it!