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LongJohn's Little "Sprinkler"

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Toerag
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0 posted 01-07-2000 03:27 PM       View Profile for Toerag   Email Toerag   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to Submit your Poem to Passions  View IP for Toerag

It was truly quite an awful sight,
It happened late on Saturday night.
After a long night of drinking,
Just a  few hours before day-light.

LongJohn really had to pee,
But couldn't "find" his water spout,
He'd grown a large spare tire yassee,
His belly really stuck out.

Lorelei suggested;
"Honey please listen to me,
I think that you should "diet"
you're the size of Tennessee."

LongJohn listened to her plea,
But didn't agree with the "diet"
He said it wouldn't matter what color it was,
He still wouldn't be able to find it!
© Copyright 2000 Toerag - All Rights Reserved
Lorelei54
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1 posted 01-07-2000 03:29 PM       View Profile for Lorelei54   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Lorelei54

You are so bad Toe!!!
suthern
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2 posted 01-07-2000 03:33 PM       View Profile for suthern   Email suthern   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for suthern

ROFLMAO!! That's okay... I'm sure his face was colorful enough... with desperation and frustration! LOL. Great job, Toe!!!
LngJhnAg
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3 posted 01-07-2000 03:53 PM       View Profile for LngJhnAg   Email LngJhnAg   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for LngJhnAg

hmmmm... it seems that Toe "knows" me too well.  And all this time I thought it was Lorelei - lol
Denise
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4 posted 01-07-2000 05:45 PM       View Profile for Denise   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Denise

Cute, Toe!  

 Denise

Andrew Scott
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5 posted 01-07-2000 05:47 PM       View Profile for Andrew Scott   Email Andrew Scott   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Andrew Scott

LOL... that's our Toe
Balladeer
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6 posted 01-07-2000 06:19 PM       View Profile for Balladeer   Email Balladeer   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Balladeer's Home Page   View IP for Balladeer

Great picture of ya, Toe! You don't need to show the heel. We know it's there.  
Nan
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7 posted 01-07-2000 08:36 PM       View Profile for Nan   Email Nan   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Nan's Home Page   View IP for Nan

Balladeer - Have you seen my big toe eraser???
Seymour Tabin
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8 posted 01-07-2000 08:42 PM       View Profile for Seymour Tabin   Email Seymour Tabin   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Seymour Tabin

Toe,
You little devil, Now you got Nan looking for her eraser. Enjoyed the poem.
Rosemary J. Gwaltney
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9 posted 01-07-2000 09:09 PM       View Profile for Rosemary J. Gwaltney   Email Rosemary J. Gwaltney   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Rosemary J. Gwaltney's Home Page   View IP for Rosemary J. Gwaltney

Yes, this poem made me laugh!  And so did the picture!  What an original name, and then, what a picture to go with it!  No one could forget your name, that's for certain!  Congratulations!



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Moonshine
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10 posted 01-08-2000 01:56 AM       View Profile for Moonshine   Email Moonshine   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Moonshine's Home Page   View IP for Moonshine

ROFLMAO - well done!
cokey_95
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11 posted 01-08-2000 02:02 AM       View Profile for cokey_95   Email cokey_95   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for cokey_95

This is way to funny..lol
poetFemmeFatale
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12 posted 01-08-2000 01:17 PM       View Profile for poetFemmeFatale   Email poetFemmeFatale   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for poetFemmeFatale

Tooooooee!  I missed your picture!  Where'd it go?  Did you get in trouble over it and have to remove it?  LMAO  Probably knowing you!  Everywhere I go, people are talking about your photo - please let me seeeeeee!!   LOL   (whining and whimpering sadly!)  

Local Rebel
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13 posted 01-08-2000 01:28 PM       View Profile for Local Rebel   Email Local Rebel   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Local Rebel

Definitely put the picture back up man...

Nice slam dunk  
Toerag
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14 posted 01-08-2000 01:34 PM       View Profile for Toerag   Email Toerag   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Toerag

LR....I didn't take it down?...Guess Ron may have been jealous or something?...Nan trying out her eraser?....Beats the hell outta me...but it wasn't I that removed it..
Marilyn
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15 posted 01-08-2000 02:28 PM       View Profile for Marilyn   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Marilyn

Lmao...good one Toe. I wonder why your pic wouldn't be up? It is such a sexy picture..that must be it!! Now Balladeer doesn't think you can do anything right...Is that why the pic is of the left foot?...lol
suthern
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16 posted 01-08-2000 02:34 PM       View Profile for suthern   Email suthern   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for suthern

I don't know why your picture would disappear... I just went and read Ron's comments on not allowing drawings to be substitued for photos because of an upload problem... but this WAS a photo and was certainly recognizable as Toerag!!! LOL And it gave a lot of laughs... is there a problem with that somewhere?
WhtDove
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17 posted 01-08-2000 04:50 PM       View Profile for WhtDove   Email WhtDove   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit WhtDove's Home Page   View IP for WhtDove

I saw that picture before it came on here! hehe...it was a good one that's for sure....
Toe, you are so bad..hehe poor LJA!  hahaha

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