Ala bam a
LongJohn was arguing with Lorelei,
A task he couldn't win,
Of course ya know men always try,
But we know we never can.
They were arguing over love-making,
LongJohn said "Men enjoy it more,
Why do you think we're always hot,
It's something we adore."
Lorelei just shook her head,
And said, "Now listen here,
I'll prove to you that you are wrong,
And as dumb as Balladeer!"
"If you have an itch,
In your middle ear,
And ya stick your finger in,
And scratch it every where,
And when you've finally finished,
And pull out your finger 'dear',
Which one feels better,
Your finger or your ear?"