Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA
I know that Toerag really wishes
I were sleeping with the fishes
Or rotting in some old cellblock
With doors that have a triple lock
But, fact is, I'm in pest control
You all know that...and it's my goal
To spray and lift up every rug
Until I've found the Y2K bug.
I've heard all year it was around
But it must want not to be found
'Cause, though I search both day and night
I haven't even got a bite!
I gave up all my rhyming ways
And, Like a rat caught in a maze,
I've searched through all Ft. Lauderdale
But I can't even find its trail.
So now it's time to quit the search.
I'll get back up upon that perch
And sing a verse or villanelle.
That Y2K can go to hell!!
Thanks for missing me.