Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion
I liked the short, to-the-point statements in this poem. It came out as being direct and forceful. Very nicely written. I sent a copy to Toerag, and he must have thought you were writing to him because Toerag sent me the answers to all your questions:
Of course you did.
Fun??? Ya think talking 'bout relationships is fun???!!!
Everytime I'm out with old what's-her-name.
Ya think of me? (perk)
Hey! Don't go putting down naive women, ya hear?
They were little white lies, so that's OK. Right?
Benign? Sweet thang, the way your hooters poked me in the chest, those hugs were NOT benign!
Certainly NOT a waste of time (except after that last time when I knew I wasn't going to get lucky anymore).
I think you need to really tear into that Toerag fella and teach him a lesson. Whatta ya think?