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Long Johns Latex Inc. (a funny note to go out on...)

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Local Rebel
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0 posted 01-05-2000 12:32 PM       View Profile for Local Rebel   Email Local Rebel   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to Submit your Poem to Passions  View IP for Local Rebel

She really had no idea,
When she sent her resume,
That Long John Latex Inc.
Made Condoms to her dismay.

The job she really needed,
So she settled for the offer,
The commission checks,
Would certainly,
Help her fill her coffer.

“Your first assignment”,
Long John said,
“On your new sales mission,
Is to work the new display booth,
At the Latex Exhibition .”

“Take fifty thousand samples,”
Said he,
And pass them out for free.

“But sir!”
She said her voice with dread,
“This ticket says carry on only”

“Yes” replied he to her chide,
“We’re running low on money”

“Just take this trunk of samples
and put your clothes right in it.
There’s room in there for underwear,
You’re flights in just a minute.”

So off she dashed
the ambitious lass,
Sprinting through the concourse,
Into the gate she clumsily crashed,
Her trunk breached by the force.

The samples flew,
Right through the air,
As well did her underwear.
The passersby couldn’t help but stare,
At the poor lass’s despair.

When they spied the contents though,
They were shocked well beyond mention,
To which she said,
“Oh it’s ok.. I’m on my way to a convention.”



 How much more grievous are the consequences of anger than the causes of it. -Marcus Aurelius
© Copyright 2000 Local Rebel - All Rights Reserved
Denise
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1 posted 01-05-2000 12:35 PM       View Profile for Denise   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Denise

ROFL   What a picture you have painted with latex!!

 Denise

suthern
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2 posted 01-05-2000 12:36 PM       View Profile for suthern   Email suthern   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for suthern

ROFL.... Yanno... Nan is just gonna LOVE you, Rebel Man! *G* But that's okay... we did tell her she should "be prepared" *G* (though perhaps not quite as well prepared as your hapless heroine! LOL)

And I love the poem! *G*
J.B.SR
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3 posted 01-05-2000 12:38 PM       View Profile for J.B.SR   Email J.B.SR   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for J.B.SR

GOOD JOB...THANX FOR THE LAUGH.  
Marilyn
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4 posted 01-05-2000 12:38 PM       View Profile for Marilyn   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Marilyn

Lmao...The poor lass. Shame on that Sailor for being so tight fisted.  

[This message has been edited by Marilyn (edited 01-05-2000).]
RainbowGirl
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5 posted 01-05-2000 12:40 PM       View Profile for RainbowGirl   Email RainbowGirl   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit RainbowGirl's Home Page   View IP for RainbowGirl

ROFL...that's some convention..*g*

HUSG

 Don't ask me where I'm going, just listen when I'm gone and far away you'll hear me singing softly to the dawn.

Pepper
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6 posted 01-05-2000 12:54 PM       View Profile for Pepper   Email Pepper   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Pepper

ROFL..... !!!!

 A soul that writes from the heart and shares it, truly gives a gift extraordinaire!
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7 posted 01-05-2000 12:56 PM       View Profile for Balladeer   Email Balladeer   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Balladeer's Home Page   View IP for Balladeer

It's never very practical
To carry luggage prophylactical

nice ending, LR.
Iloveit
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8 posted 01-05-2000 01:05 PM       View Profile for Iloveit   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Iloveit

ok ok, ROFG....ummmm what convention was that she was going to?.....ROFG....

and if you think I am going to let that thing in parenthesis go by unoticed you are wrong...even if I have to come spank you myself.....finally got you here, you ain't slipping away that easy
RainbowGirl
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9 posted 01-05-2000 01:10 PM       View Profile for RainbowGirl   Email RainbowGirl   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit RainbowGirl's Home Page   View IP for RainbowGirl

Iloveit: ROFL@Slipping away....must be my mind...*g*

HUSG

 Don't ask me where I'm going, just listen when I'm gone and far away you'll hear me singing softly to the dawn.

Local Rebel
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10 posted 01-05-2000 01:19 PM       View Profile for Local Rebel   Email Local Rebel   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Local Rebel

Thanks all...

And luvit...I'm running out of stuff... and any new stuff may be limited to the Adult bored...  
hoot_owl_rn
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11 posted 01-05-2000 02:06 PM       View Profile for hoot_owl_rn   Email hoot_owl_rn   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit hoot_owl_rn's Home Page   View IP for hoot_owl_rn

ROFL....oh, so funny. Thanks for the laugh  
Dreamer_556
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12 posted 01-05-2000 02:26 PM       View Profile for Dreamer_556   Email Dreamer_556   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dreamer_556

LOL
that's great!!

~*Dreamer*~
Iloveit
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13 posted 01-05-2000 02:44 PM       View Profile for Iloveit   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Iloveit

adult board? *perk* I don't think I would complain about you being inspired to post on the adult board  
Toerag
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14 posted 01-05-2000 04:18 PM       View Profile for Toerag   Email Toerag   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Toerag

Yea, and until he got married and Lorelei explained things to him....he just complained about it being the worst chewing gum he'd ever tried....LOL...great poem here Mr. Hawk, especially since I wasn't in it!!!!
 
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