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Toerag
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Ala bam a


0 posted 01-05-2000 07:56 AM       View Profile for Toerag   Email Toerag   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to Submit your Poem to Passions  View IP for Toerag

I woke up early this mornin'
To write somethin' for this forum
Didn't want it to be borin'
And start ya all a'snorin.

I thought about old Balladeer,
To write about so nice,
I picked my brain and went insane,
Had to think about it twice.

Couldn't come up with a single thing,
(Well, one of his poems was fair),
Maybe I'd write about Iloveit,
Her legs and all that hair?

Suthern's too sweet to try to bash,
WayoutWalt is crazier than me,
Nan would just delete it,
If I wrote about her erotic'ly.

Now I could talk about PoetdeVine,
Or poetfemmeFatale,
Then I'd be horney all the time,
And Michael would give me hell.

I guess I could work on LongJohn,
Now there's a subject I know so well,
The sailor with pink lace panties,
(Though I wasn't supposed to tell) (Thanks for the pictures Lorelei)

His reputation precedes him,
So does his big huge gut,
He and Lorelei have a four foot wide chair,
That just barely fits his butt.

But I guess I won't write about him,
In fact I think I'll just wait,
I'll come up with something tomorrow,
That or I'll sleep in late.


[This message has been edited by Toerag (edited 01-05-2000).]
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wayoutwalt
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since 06-22-99
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TEXAS (it's all big)


1 posted 01-05-2000 08:04 AM       View Profile for wayoutwalt   Email wayoutwalt   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for wayoutwalt

crazy as ye huh well dunno bout that fact is im quite normal quite normal o yuh..its ya'll that's crazy o and toe funny tiz this one was!
whiskey
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2 posted 01-05-2000 08:12 AM       View Profile for whiskey   Email whiskey   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit whiskey's Home Page   View IP for whiskey

Great poem Toerag  alot of fun
JTF
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3 posted 01-05-2000 08:34 AM       View Profile for JTF   Email JTF   Edit/Delete Message     View IP for JTF

ROFL ... Nice one buddy ! ... I see you still write about your nemesis ...  
Poet deVine
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4 posted 01-05-2000 08:45 AM       View Profile for Poet deVine   Email Poet deVine   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Poet deVine

Thank you for including me in your poem... but correct me if I'm wrong..the condition you so eloquently described in connection with Femme and me is something that afflicts you all the time anyway isn't it? LOL  
Toerag
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5 posted 01-05-2000 08:49 AM       View Profile for Toerag   Email Toerag   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Toerag

deVine...Well, the crack of dawn ain't safe most of the time now that ya mention it....
suthern
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6 posted 01-05-2000 09:01 AM       View Profile for suthern   Email suthern   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for suthern

Anytime you wanta give dawn a rest, you know where to find me! LOL

This is great, Toe...Yanno... I have every confidence that you would excel at most any endeavor... 'cept I'm not sure you could be boring if you tried! LOL Thanks for the grins... I may be giggling, but I'm certainly not snorin'! *G*

So.... when are you gonna share those pictures of LJA??? *G* The secret's out... we might as well see! LOL.

RainbowGirl
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7 posted 01-05-2000 09:34 AM       View Profile for RainbowGirl   Email RainbowGirl   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit RainbowGirl's Home Page   View IP for RainbowGirl

LOL@sailor with pink panties...ROFL

HUSG

 Don't ask me where I'm going, just listen when I'm gone and far away you'll hear me singing softly to the dawn.

Local Rebel
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since 12-21-1999
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8 posted 01-05-2000 09:36 AM       View Profile for Local Rebel   Email Local Rebel   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Local Rebel

Must be bikers day off!  ROFL Toe...

Hey, can you forward those panty shots to me??
Iloveit
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9 posted 01-05-2000 09:47 AM       View Profile for Iloveit   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Iloveit

ROFG@panty shots.....loved this toe, and gee thanks for not bringing up my hair again...I had just about gotten past that one lolol
 
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