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Justin Thyme
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0 posted 01-04-2000 01:28 PM       View Profile for Justin Thyme   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to Submit your Poem to Passions  View IP for Justin Thyme

Y2P

Y2P? Well, that's because
you really  have to go.
Y2B? Well, can't you see?
You're quite alive, you know.
Y2C? It's just because
God gave you 2 blue eyes.
Y4D? 'Cause 39 is
no longer your size.
Y4U? Well, I don't know,
you asked for it, I guess.
Y4R? That Shakespeare dude
he answered that one best.
Y26? Well isn't that because
you want a son?
Y26? HAHA, I mean,
because you want some fun!
4U2? Well that's because
you much deserve it, too!
Y4I? You listen here,
'cause I do just like you!
YI1? Well, that's because
I beat you at your game!
YU1? It's just because
I let you win the same!
Y3D? Well, that's so you
can make a square a box!
Y2O? That's just because
you need some better stocks!
YU8? You're hungry, man,
why else would you do so?
Y2P? Oh golly gee,
I *STILL* have to GO!!!

But Y2K? That one's just hype
and all it did was make me type
this silly poem, there was no glitch --
(but I'm sure that it made SOMEONE rich!)


**********************
sincerely yours and (c)
Justin Thyme, 1/4/2000
aka Leonardo DaVinci
A.R.T.I.S.T.E.
(All Rights To Indefinitely Stay Thyme's Eternally)


hahahahahaha    

© Copyright 2000 Justin Thyme - All Rights Reserved
LngJhnAg
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Posts 3654
Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion


1 posted 01-04-2000 01:32 PM       View Profile for LngJhnAg   Email LngJhnAg   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for LngJhnAg

LOL - This poem could go on and on - very creative!  I enjoyed it immensely
Meadowmuse
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2 posted 01-04-2000 01:56 PM       View Profile for Meadowmuse   Email Meadowmuse   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Meadowmuse's Home Page   View IP for Meadowmuse

Huh? You mean I spent all those weeks changing all my Y's to K's for nothing??? Sheesh....

Clever rhyme, Mr. Thyme

Dear LadyClaire

Dreamer_556
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3 posted 01-04-2000 02:43 PM       View Profile for Dreamer_556   Email Dreamer_556   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dreamer_556

*laughs*
That's a classic! I loved it!

~*Dreamer*~
Denise
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4 posted 01-04-2000 04:40 PM       View Profile for Denise   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Denise

Very clever! I enjoyed this! Hillarious!  

 Denise

Severn
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5 posted 01-04-2000 05:02 PM       View Profile for Severn   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Severn

rotflmao!  

 ...I am not a painter, I am a poet... F. O'Hara
Justin Thyme
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6 posted 01-04-2000 06:01 PM       View Profile for Justin Thyme   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Justin Thyme

Thanks, you passionate poet people, you! Hey Severn, where did you find that quote you use in your "signature"? Too funny... reminds me of what I always say--

"I am not a poet, I'm a painter!"

signed,

Justin Thyme aka Leonardo DaVinci

Justin Kace
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7 posted 01-04-2000 06:50 PM       View Profile for Justin Kace   Edit/Delete Message     View IP for Justin Kace

My brother's really Justin Sayne.
He's got some silly code UC -
Justin Kace you hadn't seen
Would someone tell him Y2P?

It's really Justine Uff 4me
And should be equally 4U.
I'm trying very hard 2C
And I hope that Udo2.....


hoot_owl_rn
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8 posted 01-04-2000 11:51 PM       View Profile for hoot_owl_rn   Email hoot_owl_rn   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit hoot_owl_rn's Home Page   View IP for hoot_owl_rn

ROFL....Love it !!!
Severn
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9 posted 01-04-2000 11:54 PM       View Profile for Severn   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Severn

Ah - but poets never give away their secrets, and neither do painters as I recall...but anyway, as Frank would tell you - I got it out of a book ~shrug~...but, sadly, I have changed it...(got this out of a book too...)



 '...I want to be free - free to know people and their backgrounds - free to move to different parts of the world...' Sylvia Plath
Bojopy
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10 posted 01-05-2000 12:04 AM       View Profile for Bojopy   Email Bojopy   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Bojopy

I needed a laugh TY....
simplyYRREHS
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11 posted 01-05-2000 12:04 AM       View Profile for simplyYRREHS   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for simplyYRREHS

clever CLEVER C L E V E R

I love this showcase of imagination and fun!

sherry
Justin Thyme
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12 posted 01-05-2000 06:41 PM       View Profile for Justin Thyme   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Justin Thyme

What do you mean, bro' Justin Kace,
you say that you've had Justin Uff?--
This poem I wrote has not a trace
of dumb advice and stupid fluff...

Why am I asking Y2P?
Well, that's because I want to know
but then I answered it, you see,
and now I know I have to go!

So, CU2, bro' Justin Kace
you think that you've had Justin Uff
I'm going now 2PP2
no Y2K to call my bluff

The PP palace does not run
on chips, computers, by the way,
so while I'm off 2PP land
I'll not be scared of Y2K!

Bye bye, ta ta and toodle-oo
Ce soir, JT is leaving you,
'cause Y2K has hit the 'stute
and let us free, now ain't that cute?

            
au revoir... JT, that's me!

[This message has been edited by Justin Thyme (edited 01-05-2000).]
Andrew Scott
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since 06-24-99
Posts 2655
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13 posted 01-05-2000 08:01 PM       View Profile for Andrew Scott   Email Andrew Scott   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Andrew Scott

Ah my Justin friends... so good to know the Y2K did not put you away. As Y2P? That's 2EZ... 42P or not 2P is not the ? but a must or else 1 shall bust!  Take it from me, The Crayon King for I know of things that blow up.  Happy Holidays you 2, or 3, or 4...
 
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