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The Large Grave

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Toerag
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Ala bam a


0 posted 01-04-2000 08:38 AM       View Profile for Toerag   Email Toerag   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to Submit your Poem to Passions  View IP for Toerag

Little Tim was in the garden,
Digging a hole so deep,
The neighbor peered over the fence,
Just to take a peek.

"Tim" he said, "What are ya doing?
Digging such a big hole?"
Tim replied through tears of sadness,
"Burying my goldfish Joe"

The neighbor said, "That's too bad,
But you don't need a big hole like that?"
Tim replied as he finished his task,
"But he's inside of your #*#!%*% cat!"


[This message has been edited by Nan (edited 01-04-2000).]
© Copyright 2000 Toerag - All Rights Reserved
Local Rebel
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1 posted 01-04-2000 09:16 AM       View Profile for Local Rebel   Email Local Rebel   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Local Rebel

Ouch... ROFL ...

Another Toe Jam...
RainbowGirl
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2 posted 01-04-2000 09:19 AM       View Profile for RainbowGirl   Email RainbowGirl   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit RainbowGirl's Home Page   View IP for RainbowGirl

Toe: Good to see we're getting the same mail...I cracked up at that...LOL

Happy New Year btw..

HUSG

 Don't ask me where I'm going, just listen when I'm gone and far away you'll hear me singing softly to the dawn.

whiskey
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3 posted 01-04-2000 09:28 AM       View Profile for whiskey   Email whiskey   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit whiskey's Home Page   View IP for whiskey

Very good , made me laugh  
Lost Dreamer
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4 posted 01-04-2000 09:41 AM       View Profile for Lost Dreamer   Email Lost Dreamer   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Lost Dreamer

LOL, Glad to see you back, Happy New Year!
simplyYRREHS
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5 posted 01-04-2000 09:45 AM       View Profile for simplyYRREHS   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for simplyYRREHS

HAHAHA!
Great way to start the day,
with a laugh like that.
Thanks for the chuckle-full poem!

sherry
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6 posted 01-04-2000 10:26 AM       View Profile for Meadowmuse   Email Meadowmuse   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Meadowmuse's Home Page   View IP for Meadowmuse

poor widdle fish....

clever poem!


Dear LadyClaire

suthern
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on the threshold of a dream


7 posted 01-04-2000 10:37 AM       View Profile for suthern   Email suthern   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for suthern

When I saw the title of this poem... I was expecting another of your incredible, thought provoking, tear jerkers. *G*

And it is. LOL. Poor kitty cat was just hungry... and goldfish are supposed to be flushed!!!! *G* (When they're not inside a kitty... don't go getting any ideas, Long John! LOL)

Great job, Toe!!! Thanks for the grins!



[This message has been edited by suthern (edited 01-04-2000).]
Elizabeth Santos
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8 posted 01-04-2000 10:47 AM       View Profile for Elizabeth Santos   Email Elizabeth Santos   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Elizabeth Santos

Ah, you lift my spirit
Thanks for the laugh
Liz
Martie
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9 posted 01-04-2000 10:56 AM       View Profile for Martie   Email Martie   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Martie's Home Page   View IP for Martie

Good one Toe, and funny too.  Thanks for the smile.
Iloveit
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10 posted 01-04-2000 11:54 AM       View Profile for Iloveit   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Iloveit

ROFG....sure is good to see you back  
LngJhnAg
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Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion


11 posted 01-04-2000 01:22 PM       View Profile for LngJhnAg   Email LngJhnAg   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for LngJhnAg

Hey there, Toe - ya scalawag!  A great poem.  Welcome back - I'm glad to see you found an extension cord for your new home on the freeway.

Belle - LMAO@Inside the cat - your sense of wit will never cease to amaze me - such a smart lady!
Corinne
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12 posted 01-04-2000 02:39 PM       View Profile for Corinne   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Corinne

What a clear image this poem poses!

And a great title, too, how could anyone resist reading a poem entitled "The Large Grave!"

Corinne
jaxjoy
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13 posted 01-04-2000 03:59 PM       View Profile for jaxjoy   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for jaxjoy

Funny stuff   Wouldnt have been the same effect of course without the symbolism haha *#$%@!
Balladeer
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14 posted 01-04-2000 04:26 PM       View Profile for Balladeer   Email Balladeer   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Balladeer's Home Page   View IP for Balladeer

Sure, go ahead and try to win people over just because you've got a sharp wit and clever mind. Big deal  
Nan
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15 posted 01-04-2000 06:20 PM       View Profile for Nan   Email Nan   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Nan's Home Page   View IP for Nan

AHA - I found it!!! Just what I need for that ole' Toerag!!!! Geesh - How am I gonna get this thing home???

poetFemmeFatale
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16 posted 01-04-2000 07:20 PM       View Profile for poetFemmeFatale   Email poetFemmeFatale   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for poetFemmeFatale

Uh...I was gonna suggest just flushing the cat too, but I see someone else already said that......

Uh...Nan, what is that thing, and what exactly do you plan to do with it ??!!!  (quick Toe, get behind me, I'll protect you! )  LOL  

This is soooo funny 'Toe!  Glad to see your spirits are high as usual!  Very creative ditty here!  


 ** I'm reaching for the brightest star I've ever seen - knock my ladder out from under me, and you'll wish you hadn't !! -pFF ** Here's to 2000!
wayoutwalt
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17 posted 01-04-2000 11:14 PM       View Profile for wayoutwalt   Email wayoutwalt   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for wayoutwalt

hahahahahahahaah heeeheeee hooo yuh
hahaahah hahaha yuh yuh ahhahahahahahahahahaha yuh
tee hee
(editing out the ralphing from laughter sounds)



[This message has been edited by wayoutwalt (edited 01-04-2000).]
Bojopy
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18 posted 01-04-2000 11:20 PM       View Profile for Bojopy   Email Bojopy   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Bojopy

I recieved that in my email too very funny!!!!!

 


WhtDove
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19 posted 01-04-2000 11:22 PM       View Profile for WhtDove   Email WhtDove   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit WhtDove's Home Page   View IP for WhtDove

ROFL good to have ya back Toe!  I had to think on that picture up there for a moment, but it looks like one huge eraser, and that's just what Nan needs to keep up with you!  hahaha....

 <*\\\><
Where there is faith,
there is love.
Where there is love,
there is peace.
Where there is peace,
there is GOD.
Where there is GOD,
there is no need.

Hallmark


Marilyn
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20 posted 01-04-2000 11:45 PM       View Profile for Marilyn   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Marilyn

Ahh the Toe strikes again!! Wonderful little ditty my friend...lol.
Nan
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21 posted 01-05-2000 07:59 AM       View Profile for Nan   Email Nan   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Nan's Home Page   View IP for Nan

Rebecca - You think it's a huge eraser? Consider this - That's me in the lower right corner.....
hoot_owl_rn
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22 posted 01-05-2000 01:38 PM       View Profile for hoot_owl_rn   Email hoot_owl_rn   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit hoot_owl_rn's Home Page   View IP for hoot_owl_rn

ROFL...read this joke before...cute  
devina
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23 posted 01-05-2000 01:43 PM       View Profile for devina   Email devina   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for devina

LOL@Nan!  Keep em comin' Toe, dear!  We've all missed your laughs!

 Open arms can be the most fragile in the world...
 
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