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Red Necks Lament (one to end the day with a laugh)

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Local Rebel
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0 posted 01-03-2000 07:35 PM       View Profile for Local Rebel   Email Local Rebel   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to Submit your Poem to Passions  View IP for Local Rebel

I asked yew not ta leve me,
But, yew went ahed an dunnit,
Ya even took my credit card,
And in the red ya runnit.
One thing I can tell you now,
You really mashed my hart,
But messin with my pickup truck,
That wuz the meanist part,
You didn't take my huntin dog,
And its a real good thing,
Cause weez goin huntin yew,
When it comes round spring.




 How much more grievous are the consequences of anger than the causes of it. -Marcus Aurelius
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Marilyn
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1 posted 01-03-2000 07:46 PM       View Profile for Marilyn   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Marilyn

Gosh..I am glad I am not this woman...lol. I hope your huntin dog has a good nose ifn your waitin til spring. lol
patchoulipumpkin
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2 posted 01-03-2000 07:48 PM       View Profile for patchoulipumpkin   Email patchoulipumpkin   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for patchoulipumpkin

awesome, i think this is hilarious.  Look forward to maybe hearing more from our redneck friedn.
Poet deVine
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3 posted 01-03-2000 07:57 PM       View Profile for Poet deVine   Email Poet deVine   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Poet deVine

How kin yew say these things to me
didn't I luv you constantly
didn't I scratch your itchy back
didn't I paint this 'ere shack

You got the best years of my life
and never even called me wife
you alwis luved that dog mor'n me
to now yew've got him not me

If he can cook, I'll be switch'd
maybe yew can both get hitched
'cuz I ain't gonna be around
I got me a fireman that I found!


I liked your poem!
Denise
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4 posted 01-03-2000 08:32 PM       View Profile for Denise   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Denise

Thanks for the laughs, you guys! hehehehe

 Denise

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5 posted 01-03-2000 08:50 PM       View Profile for Balladeer   Email Balladeer   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Balladeer's Home Page   View IP for Balladeer

ROFL!!!! Certainly ends it with a laugh for me!   Great work from you both!  
Tara Simms
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6 posted 01-03-2000 09:20 PM       View Profile for Tara Simms   Email Tara Simms   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Tara Simms's Home Page   View IP for Tara Simms

I cooked yer grits,
mixed with cheese,
brought yer beer
anytime you pleased.

I rolled your cigs
with that crappy tobaccy,
Gave ya a can to spit in
but ya still weren't happy.

I let that flea bag sleep
at the foot o' our bed,
an' I only kicked him
once in the head.

I make possum stew,
it's the best in town.
but ya still git in the truck
to go cattin' around.

found out all about you
and one eyed emma,
heard about the night
with those alabama slammers.

late night lovin'
down in the swamp,
didn't think I knew
about this romp?

I'll have you know,
I'm smarter than that!
so I burned yer boots
and crushed yer hat.

Meadowmuse
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7 posted 01-03-2000 10:28 PM       View Profile for Meadowmuse   Email Meadowmuse   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Meadowmuse's Home Page   View IP for Meadowmuse

Yore poultry runs the gamut, shore,
an' tonite ah bin injoyin'
how yore stringin' yore words
in perty verse
an' beeutifull rhymes, employin'.

But ah hafta admit Ah'm wonderin' why
yew'd wate til spring's a'sprangin'
tew run off yonder after that there girl
when it's NOW she's left yew hangin'???

(clever poem, by the way)

Dear LadyClaire
whiskey
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8 posted 01-03-2000 10:50 PM       View Profile for whiskey   Email whiskey   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit whiskey's Home Page   View IP for whiskey

ROFL At everyones peoms well done guys  
Martie
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9 posted 01-03-2000 11:04 PM       View Profile for Martie   Email Martie   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Martie's Home Page   View IP for Martie

Oh my goodness, I wish I could speak that there lingo like youall, but I caint.  Great poem and laugh.

 In the dew of little things,
the heart finds its morning
and is refreshed.
(ee cummings)
Nan
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10 posted 01-03-2000 11:10 PM       View Profile for Nan   Email Nan   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Nan's Home Page   View IP for Nan

Geesh..... an' my 'ex' always wanted to go fishin'.... I never got to do any huntin'....
hoot_owl_rn
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11 posted 01-04-2000 12:36 AM       View Profile for hoot_owl_rn   Email hoot_owl_rn   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit hoot_owl_rn's Home Page   View IP for hoot_owl_rn

ROFL
Toerag
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Ala bam a


12 posted 01-04-2000 07:36 AM       View Profile for Toerag   Email Toerag   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Toerag

Damn nice poem,
Sounds like home,
Ya done good,
Knew ya could.
It ain't dirty,
It ain't wirddy
If I dint know better,
Ya could be Mr. Thirty.
Local Rebel
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13 posted 01-04-2000 09:31 AM       View Profile for Local Rebel   Email Local Rebel   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Local Rebel

ROFL@replies... thanks all... !  
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14 posted 01-04-2000 10:23 AM       View Profile for suthern   Email suthern   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for suthern

ROFLMAO! Love the poem, love the responses! *G*
Iloveit
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15 posted 01-04-2000 10:55 AM       View Profile for Iloveit   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Iloveit

ROFG@great poem.....great responses.....and I needed the smiles    
poetFemmeFatale
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16 posted 01-04-2000 07:45 PM       View Profile for poetFemmeFatale   Email poetFemmeFatale   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for poetFemmeFatale

Hey - for you to be one of those thar windy city fellers, you sure are good at talking like us hillbillies!  Er....did I spell that rite?  LOL  I thunk I did...This here poem sure is purdy!  (toothless grin atcha!)   hehe  (I'm from Arkansas, ya know...)  

 ** I'm reaching for the brightest star I've ever seen - knock my ladder out from under me, and you'll wish you hadn't !! -pFF ** Here's to 2000!
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