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Toerag
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since 1999-07-29
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Ala bam a

0 posted 2000-01-02 11:22 AM



Hi ya Nan, my biggest fan,
How the hell you are?
Was your holiday full of fun?
Didya travel far?

I can tell ya missed me only 'cuz,
Ya haven't had to delete,
But I'll try to keep ya occupied,
You know I'm always so sweet.

Seriously though I have reformed,
No profanity from me you'll hear,
I'll behave for the rest of the day,
Where's that prick Balladeer?



© Copyright 2000 Toerag - All Rights Reserved
caroline
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1 posted 2000-01-02 11:38 AM


ROTFLMAO
  hehehe..good to see ya Toe!  


Nan
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since 1999-05-20
Posts 21191
Cape Cod Massachusetts USA
2 posted 2000-01-02 11:46 AM


Oh Geesh, my old friend Toe  - You're back!
You say you've changed I see.
I'm pleased to say from Santa's sack
Came white-out just for me.

He pulled a case out from his bag.
He said I could have more,
In case I need it if Toerag
Becomes an impish boor....

I've had a cold this holiday
But it is nearly through.
I'm sitting here on Cape Cod Bay
To keep my eye on you.


suthern
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3 posted 2000-01-02 11:57 AM


Nan, you need not watch Toe that much
Just leave that job to me!
For every time I look at him
I sure like what I see! *G*

Great poem, Toe... and so great to see you back!!! It's a battle persuading my computer to let me see... but worth every skirmish! *G*

Justin Thyme
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since 1999-09-13
Posts 216
Oz
4 posted 2000-01-02 12:09 PM


Heya, Toe! Well whaddya know?
You made it to Two Grand!
So glad you made it... you did anticipate it--
I wonder if it's what you planned?
Well, anyway, I'm here to say
I thought that your poem was 'cute'--
I sure hate that word, but in case you ain't heard,
I am stuck here today in this 'stute!
The words that I say are just part of the play
in this institute deep in my mind --
And so dear Rockwell, I'm here now to tell
ya, I think I like poems of this kind!
So, where is the 'deer, Mr. Balla himself?
Well, that's a good question, my friend!
Perhaps his old Pentium
skipped the Millennium
and we'll never see him again!
Forgosh, forgeez, I understand
you're watching your mouth at this place!
You wouldn't want Nan
to come in with her hand
and then push the 'delete' with no trace!
Oh, drat, where's this going?
My illness is showing...
I just can't remember my mission--
when writing replies
to your poem with the i's all well- dotted...
think I'll go fishin'!
Oh drat and oh darn
Nurse Cratchet did warn
me that my mind was right on the brink...
of disaster Two Thousand
while stuck in this housin'
for lunatics -- I need a drink!
Well, anyway, fella
I just came to tellya
this Nan, she's a friend of yours, right?
Keep all your poems clean
and then she won't be mean
and delete them quite swift, overnight!

-jt, just me


hoot_owl_rn
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since 1999-07-05
Posts 10750
Glen Hope, PA USA
5 posted 2000-01-02 01:08 PM


ROFL
Poet deVine
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Hurricane Alley
6 posted 2000-01-02 01:11 PM


Incorrigible!  LOL
Balladeer
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since 1999-06-05
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7 posted 2000-01-02 01:22 PM


Well, well, well. Lookee here. Trashmouth rides again. Since you're swearing off profanity I must assume prick means to penetrate your ugly hide with needles. You can count on that, my friend. I'm holding the football and you're Charlie Brown thinking that each new year might be the time you finally get to kick it.....but it's just another year you fall flat on your butt....maybe next millenium.  

(the poem cracks me up!)

Denise
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8 posted 2000-01-02 01:40 PM


hehehehehe...see your back to your old tricks!  

 Denise


Nan
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9 posted 2000-01-02 04:34 PM


How do you spose he kicks.... Rag On - Rag Off???????
Severn
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since 1999-07-17
Posts 7704

10 posted 2000-01-02 06:25 PM


Agreeing with Caroline here!

LOL!  




 ...I am not a painter, I am a poet... F. O'Hara

WhtDove
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since 1999-07-22
Posts 9245
Illinois
11 posted 2000-01-02 07:02 PM


ROFL...Glad to see ya poppin in Toe!  Always keeping Nan on her "Toe"....now, now, I didn't mean it like that Suthern. hehe

 <*\\\><
Where there is faith,
there is love.
Where there is love,
there is peace.
Where there is peace,
there is GOD.
Where there is GOD,
there is no need.

Hallmark



devina
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since 1999-10-28
Posts 3539
Cali
12 posted 2000-01-02 07:22 PM


Oh, you're back!!  Time to start the party dear! (just e-mail me the bad stuff before nan erases it lol!)  

 Open arms can be the most fragile in the world...

Echo Rhayne
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since 1999-09-17
Posts 1495
Canyon Country, CA
13 posted 2000-01-04 02:56 AM


ROTFLMAOPMP


 ~*~ ^i^ ~*~ Love is such a lonely art, and death is but a taste. Minds are merely instruments that often go to waste! ~*~ ^i^ ~*~

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