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Hi Ya "Nan"

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Toerag
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since 07-29-99
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Ala bam a


0 posted 01-02-2000 11:22 AM       View Profile for Toerag   Email Toerag   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to Submit your Poem to Passions  View IP for Toerag


Hi ya Nan, my biggest fan,
How the hell you are?
Was your holiday full of fun?
Didya travel far?

I can tell ya missed me only 'cuz,
Ya haven't had to delete,
But I'll try to keep ya occupied,
You know I'm always so sweet.

Seriously though I have reformed,
No profanity from me you'll hear,
I'll behave for the rest of the day,
Where's that prick Balladeer?


© Copyright 2000 Toerag - All Rights Reserved
caroline
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1 posted 01-02-2000 11:38 AM       View Profile for caroline   Email caroline   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for caroline

ROTFLMAO
  hehehe..good to see ya Toe!  

Nan
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Posts 24426
Cape Cod Massachusetts USA


2 posted 01-02-2000 11:46 AM       View Profile for Nan   Email Nan   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Nan's Home Page   View IP for Nan

Oh Geesh, my old friend Toe  - You're back!
You say you've changed I see.
I'm pleased to say from Santa's sack
Came white-out just for me.

He pulled a case out from his bag.
He said I could have more,
In case I need it if Toerag
Becomes an impish boor....

I've had a cold this holiday
But it is nearly through.
I'm sitting here on Cape Cod Bay
To keep my eye on you.

suthern
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since 07-29-99
Posts 20770
on the threshold of a dream


3 posted 01-02-2000 11:57 AM       View Profile for suthern   Email suthern   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for suthern

Nan, you need not watch Toe that much
Just leave that job to me!
For every time I look at him
I sure like what I see! *G*

Great poem, Toe... and so great to see you back!!! It's a battle persuading my computer to let me see... but worth every skirmish! *G*
Justin Thyme
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since 09-13-99
Posts 228
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4 posted 01-02-2000 12:09 PM       View Profile for Justin Thyme   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Justin Thyme

Heya, Toe! Well whaddya know?
You made it to Two Grand!
So glad you made it... you did anticipate it--
I wonder if it's what you planned?
Well, anyway, I'm here to say
I thought that your poem was 'cute'--
I sure hate that word, but in case you ain't heard,
I am stuck here today in this 'stute!
The words that I say are just part of the play
in this institute deep in my mind --
And so dear Rockwell, I'm here now to tell
ya, I think I like poems of this kind!
So, where is the 'deer, Mr. Balla himself?
Well, that's a good question, my friend!
Perhaps his old Pentium
skipped the Millennium
and we'll never see him again!
Forgosh, forgeez, I understand
you're watching your mouth at this place!
You wouldn't want Nan
to come in with her hand
and then push the 'delete' with no trace!
Oh, drat, where's this going?
My illness is showing...
I just can't remember my mission--
when writing replies
to your poem with the i's all well- dotted...
think I'll go fishin'!
Oh drat and oh darn
Nurse Cratchet did warn
me that my mind was right on the brink...
of disaster Two Thousand
while stuck in this housin'
for lunatics -- I need a drink!
Well, anyway, fella
I just came to tellya
this Nan, she's a friend of yours, right?
Keep all your poems clean
and then she won't be mean
and delete them quite swift, overnight!

-jt, just me

hoot_owl_rn
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since 07-05-99
Posts 11105
Glen Hope, PA USA


5 posted 01-02-2000 01:08 PM       View Profile for hoot_owl_rn   Email hoot_owl_rn   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit hoot_owl_rn's Home Page   View IP for hoot_owl_rn

ROFL
Poet deVine
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since 05-26-99
Posts 25869
Hurricane Alley


6 posted 01-02-2000 01:11 PM       View Profile for Poet deVine   Email Poet deVine   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Poet deVine

Incorrigible!  LOL
Balladeer
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7 posted 01-02-2000 01:22 PM       View Profile for Balladeer   Email Balladeer   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Balladeer's Home Page   View IP for Balladeer

Well, well, well. Lookee here. Trashmouth rides again. Since you're swearing off profanity I must assume prick means to penetrate your ugly hide with needles. You can count on that, my friend. I'm holding the football and you're Charlie Brown thinking that each new year might be the time you finally get to kick it.....but it's just another year you fall flat on your butt....maybe next millenium.  

(the poem cracks me up!)
Denise
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8 posted 01-02-2000 01:40 PM       View Profile for Denise   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Denise

hehehehehe...see your back to your old tricks!  

 Denise

Nan
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Cape Cod Massachusetts USA


9 posted 01-02-2000 04:34 PM       View Profile for Nan   Email Nan   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Nan's Home Page   View IP for Nan

How do you spose he kicks.... Rag On - Rag Off???????
Severn
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since 07-17-99
Posts 8273


10 posted 01-02-2000 06:25 PM       View Profile for Severn   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Severn

Agreeing with Caroline here!

LOL!  




 ...I am not a painter, I am a poet... F. O'Hara
WhtDove
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since 07-22-99
Posts 9561
Illinois


11 posted 01-02-2000 07:02 PM       View Profile for WhtDove   Email WhtDove   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit WhtDove's Home Page   View IP for WhtDove

ROFL...Glad to see ya poppin in Toe!  Always keeping Nan on her "Toe"....now, now, I didn't mean it like that Suthern. hehe

 <*\\\><
Where there is faith,
there is love.
Where there is love,
there is peace.
Where there is peace,
there is GOD.
Where there is GOD,
there is no need.

Hallmark


devina
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since 10-28-1999
Posts 3189
Northern Cali


12 posted 01-02-2000 07:22 PM       View Profile for devina   Email devina   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for devina

Oh, you're back!!  Time to start the party dear! (just e-mail me the bad stuff before nan erases it lol!)  

 Open arms can be the most fragile in the world...
Echo Rhayne
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since 09-17-99
Posts 1538
Canyon Country, CA


13 posted 01-04-2000 02:56 AM       View Profile for Echo Rhayne   Email Echo Rhayne   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Echo Rhayne

ROTFLMAOPMP


 ~*~ ^i^ ~*~ Love is such a lonely art, and death is but a taste. Minds are merely instruments that often go to waste! ~*~ ^i^ ~*~
 
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