Ala bam a
Lordy, Lordy, sakes alive,
I come back to "Number Five!"
Four was good, so was three,
They'll go down in history.
Santa Claus has come and went,
Y2K didn't make a dent,
Now all my money has been well spent,
Oh my God, forgot the rent!!
Livin' under an overpass,
It ain't so bad till the trucks go past.
Gotta a warm coat and a pack of smokes,
Call Balladeer, there's a roach!
Guess it could be so much worse,
could be passing over in long black hearse,
It would be nicer if I had a home?
Hey Balladeer, how bout'a loan?
Yall be good and have a good year,
It won't be long, I'll reappear,
To 'rag old 'deer and piss off Nan,
And pester Longjohn, cuz he's da man!