Ala bam a
Ya don't know how good ya look
Till ya had your picture took.
Try self timer, get in the act,
It can really be erotic, and that's a fact!
Just picture this, you and your hand,
Taking self portraits, erotica grand.
Then send it to Hustler, old Mr. Flynt
He'll make ya a star, you'll make a mint.
Put the lens on Macro, a snapshot of your "tool"
Then put it on normal, then ya can fool,
All of the ladies who'll think you're the king,
Just never expose them, to the real thing!
[This message has been edited by Toerag (edited 01-04-2000).]