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Snoops (To make RG smile!)

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Poet deVine
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Snoops has the poops,
He’s behaving really rude
He moans and lays around
And blames me for the food

Don’t remember what I fed him
Could it be the fish
Couldn’t be the caviar
That’s his favorite dish

Perhaps it was the omelet
With sausage, peppers and such
He ate only a few bites
Really, it wasn’t much

Perhaps it was the trifle
The wicked beggar took
Or maybe ‘twas the cheese tart
On the shelf in yonder nook.

Whatever caused this problem
Has made me feel quite loopy
For everytime I turn around
Snoops is going poopie!

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1 posted 12-29-1999 08:58 PM       View Profile for Denise   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Denise

Hillarious!  

 Denise


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2 posted 12-29-1999 09:18 PM       View Profile for RainbowGirl   Email RainbowGirl   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit RainbowGirl's Home Page   View IP for RainbowGirl

Bless you Sharon:..Sorry I have the tears...but now I have the smiles...hell, I'm on some kind of see saw..*g*...but you sure made me smile...love you for that alone...if only hearts had windows!

HUSG

 Don't ask me where I'm going, just listen when I'm gone and far away you'll hear me singing softly to the dawn.

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If hearts had windows, would little birdies sit on the sill and poop?  
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4 posted 12-29-1999 09:24 PM       View Profile for cjs9853   Email cjs9853   Edit/Delete Message     View IP for cjs9853

so very cute i am so glad you made rainbow girl laugh tonight bless you,
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ROFL, Devine you're too much!  You have one heck of a gift for making people laugh!  Glad you could bring a smile to RG!

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Where there is faith,
there is love.
Where there is love,
there is peace.
Where there is peace,
there is GOD.
Where there is GOD,
there is no need.

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ROFL....not if they knew Snoops was watching and ready to catch them...yuk!!!  I always try to save them...shucks Sharon...think fun not sad...ROFL..I've got the milk syringe out for them already...*g*....bless..ever had a Canadian Goose poop on your car??? new paintwork job and expensive...LOL

HUSG

 Don't ask me where I'm going, just listen when I'm gone and far away you'll hear me singing softly to the dawn.

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7 posted 12-29-1999 09:42 PM       View Profile for RainbowGirl   Email RainbowGirl   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit RainbowGirl's Home Page   View IP for RainbowGirl

OK..I know I'm being sentimental but oh boy...my hearts shines with so much warmth...here I am scared, frightened and who comes out to make me smile, you and Caroline, my mail goes crazy and you know what...I wish I could touch you all the way you have me, made me feel less alone, the way you try to make me know I'm thought off: means so much!

OK, I'm back to laughing now, cause I'm best at that..

 Don't ask me where I'm going, just listen when I'm gone and far away you'll hear me singing softly to the dawn.

Nan
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Watch out below.......


[This message has been edited by Nan (edited 12-29-1999).]
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PdV, this is really really sweet and cute, You did Well!!

 What comes from the heart goes to the heart.
Samuel Coleridge


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ROFL...good one  
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11 posted 12-30-1999 07:34 AM       View Profile for Echo Rhayne   Email Echo Rhayne   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Echo Rhayne

LoL, well, you made more than RG smile =o)


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12 posted 12-30-1999 08:12 AM       View Profile for U K Hero   Email U K Hero   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for U K Hero

................................sorry laughing to much to comment.
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Oh PdV...this is GREAT!  I know I laughed like a lunatic...ROTFLMAO  (oh wait...I am a...uh never mind)       

And RG---I'm telling you, its that curried chicken!!        ~*LOL*~

Or maybe chocolate covered pretzels???  


 It's not the love you fear, but the fall from the height~Edwin McCain


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I'm all for deep thought provoking poetry, but as maybe you've found out I also enjoy this sort of **** to excuse the language and pun .            Thanks,
                       Paul
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I thinks you shood quit feedin em leftovers.

lucky

 
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I'm glad you made RG laugh PvD, but I'm laughing too....still am !      

RG, hang in there. HUGS !

PvD, Thanks !
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Snoops has the poops,
So does poor Ms. Femme,
Wonder if it's contagious,
Has Snoops been in her litter box again?

It's really bad feeling shi_tty,
Maybe ya should call the sailor,
He would take your young kitty,
And cure his runs without failure.

He says he loves to kick the sh_t,
outta them kitties quite often,
Snoops could be cleaned right out,
(Or buried down deep in a coffin)

I'm quite sure he'll be quite fine
Just don't feed him no Toad in the Hole,
Just give him a clear liquid diet,
(that's what works for old Toe!)
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Lolol...so cute PdV...And it looks like it worked  
Hey Rainbow....did you ever here the one about?....oops....guess I'll wait on this..
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zero.....just passin' thru....mistake...deleted....confused..gone.....cute poem....Rainbow needs the smiles

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Martie
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Hey, can I smile too?  Well, I am...LOL...too cute!
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21 posted 01-26-2000 07:28 PM       View Profile for Severn   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Severn

THIS is guaranteed to many anyone smile - even that Toe! Glad it gave you a smile RG.
Wonderful PDV!!

K

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life enriches writing'
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=)   loved the poem!  very hillarious!!!
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23 posted 01-26-2000 08:20 PM       View Profile for Skyfyre   Email Skyfyre   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Skyfyre

***Giggling merrily***

hehhehehe

--Kess


 Full fathom five thy father lies,
Of his bones are coral made,
Those are pearls that were his eyes;
Nothing of him that doth fade
But doth suffer a sea-change
Into something rich and strange...


--William Shakespeare, from The Tempest

 
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