Y2K is almost here,
So listen close and listen well,
I can solve your every fear,
Then Bill Gates can go to "heck".
Get on the 'net and then download,
This program patch and you'll be set,
Once midnight comes to your abode,
You'll have no need to sit and fret.
So here it is, and don't forget,
Or you'll be lost without reprieve,
This will not fail, it is sure bet,
So you will save, your New Year's Eve.
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