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Farewell Beaver Cleaver

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Wicked Witch of the East
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0 posted 12-28-1999 01:28 PM       View Profile for Wicked Witch of the East   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Wicked Witch of the East

Strangled by propriety,
Wally's lost the Beave,
Enslaved to our society,
What matters length of sleeve?
June's logged on to AOL,
Geralado's on a roll,
In nursing home a patient fell,
And Ward's done sold his soul,
Lumpy's thin and lost his hair,
Orwell's late but here,
Tamborine man's now a square,
Miss Lander's was a dear,
Boomers, Xers', who is who?
Gus gave us good advice,
Trains have long since lost their choo,
Weddings lost their rice,
Mayfield walks amid the throng,
Times Square the ball shan't drop,
To the void we all belong,
Eddie Haskell is a cop.

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Nan
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1 posted 12-28-1999 03:51 PM       View Profile for Nan   Email Nan   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Nan's Home Page   View IP for Nan

I'm envisioning this being sung to the theme song for the show..."starring Hugh Beaumont (in jacket and tie), Barbara Billingsly (in a crimped and pressed house dress), Tony Dow (running down the stairs), and introducing.... Jerry Mathers, as "The Beaver"....(grabbing the lunch dutifully made by Mom)..
...with Clarence Rutherford's father frantically wondering what his son has gotten into - and Eddie's ever polite greeting, "Good morning, Mrs. Cleaver." - followed by some rude comment to the "Beav".....
.....never mind.....  ... Ya had to be there!!!.... Mayberry RFD is still there, isn't it?  

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Echo Rhayne
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2 posted 12-28-1999 05:36 PM       View Profile for Echo Rhayne   Email Echo Rhayne   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Echo Rhayne

LoL, this is great!  I enjoyed it greatly!


 ~*~ Hell is not a place of fire and a devil with a tail and horns. But a place of torment because the light of God is gone. To escape this, accept the blood of Jesus Christ! ~*~

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Very entertaining! Those were the best of days!

 Denise


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Ah...such memories..I had such a crush on Wally! Thanks for a cute poem!  
 
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