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Poet deVine
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I'm offering a fertility god for rent (purchased by my daughter in Hawaii). She had it in her home for some time. Result: twin boys born nine months ago (the apple of this grandma's eye)

Last fall my coworker was trying to conceive with her new hubby. I loaned her the idol and in December she got pregnant.

Today she got the ultrasound. Results: twin boys due in September...

What are the odds? 250 to 1 for her with NO twins on either side of the family.

So...used only twice...100% effective...how spooky is THAT?
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Gosh....25 years ago, I wish I'd had such a thing...but now it's too late.
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2 posted 04-11-2006 12:29 PM       View Profile for skyshine   Email skyshine   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit skyshine's Home Page   View IP for skyshine

Can I rent it in another couple of years, when I'm ready to have another baby? I've always wanted twins....

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If you undercut those fertility doctors with their high priced treatments and procedures, you could still make a large amount of money renting out that fertility god!!!

believe in what your heart feels...

Kellie_Cantrell
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Wow. I've never heard of such ever happening.... so using the "gods" do ya only get boys?  j/k its all good.  
 
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