h...hello...my name...is salad fingers....whats this? have i been gifted with an old rusty tap?
HES GONNA GET YOU WHEREVER YOU RUN TO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
didn't we join here on the same day? or sometime similar? I think we've been here two years...on and off granted, but two years all the same, maybe its two and a half years actually. I'm going to check dates.
Regardless of feeling out of place, you make up your own forum worthy presence in here, touching (yeah you wish)everyone from people just getting to know you, to those who have loved you as long as i have. I know i'm one to talk because i'm barely here myself, but i do read my favourites whenever i have the chance, and i never tire of smirking at the things you say, be they in the alley, haha, Or in your sarcastic self deprecating day to day comments that we could throttle you for, but love you for too. and for the occasional snippet of gorgeousness you waft under our noses once in a blue moon that you soon snap away and make us wait at least 16 boring sundays for, including all the other days in between those days for another piece of ralphs riting. and even though it doesn't affect me massively if you're not here because i hound you from time to time and i'll update soon(!) but some other poor old sods do not have my fortunate fortune. is this the scariest message ever? i was trying to get you to stay, but my god. I put the salad man in it that i know made you whimper like a girl. Tough love.
I should have sent this in an email but,
A- I can be mushy in public from time to time, weather permitting. (its clammy warm here at the mo, (makes me feel all laid back and lovey dovey) i've got a fan on and i'm in ENGLAND! the beer MUST be warm now...p.s have you got your fur coat on?)
A/B- I just wanted to tell you how much i and other people value your presence, because even when i do, it always turns into a silly joke, when infact your a good friend o mine. distance permitting.
C- I hope everything i say embarasses you.
and on that note,