Member Rara Avis
The day serenity was born,
I was right there, too!
Welded to her hip, you see,
Or stuck there with some glue.
Doctor had to get a wrench
To try to get me loose.
Then he tried a lever
Which was oiled with some juice.
Nothing seemed to work until
He got the old crowbar --
Pushed and pulled and
Pulled and pushed
While Dad smoked a cigar!
Pretty soon, I broke away,
Our hips no longer joint,
I went my way, and she went hers,
It was our breaking point!.
Weeks went by and days and years
She lived her life, me mine.
I often cried and stamped my feet
"Where IS she?", I would whine.
I thought I'd never see her ever,
Thought I'd never hear her,
And then one day, I clicked on blue
And saw her in a mirror!!!
You're HIP, you know! I like ya, girl!
My lips are LOOSE, I'm telling!
I'll spread the word throughout the world
But don't let your head be swelling!
You're COOL, you're TOUGH, you're freaking fine!
You're WHAT IT IS! You're AWESOME!
And everything is everything,
You're like an apple blossom! (lol... sorry, couldn't think of anything that rhymed...)
Hey, let's get JUICED and rip this JOINT (teehee)
And celebrate your youth!
And when we hit our BREAKING POINT
I'll tell you then, the truth!
I'll pour your whiskey, down my WINE,
SERENITY will warm you,
And then I'll let you know just why
You're FIRST RATE, I'll inform you!
It's this way, Harpo, then I'll say,
"It's good to see your MIRROR,
Just hold it up, so I can see
Myself a little clearer!"
HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SERENE-ONE!!
you know what cracked me up??? JM!!! she's got ME DRIVING the van????< what is she NUTS?????
[This message has been edited by doreen peri (edited 06-13-2001).]