Hmmmmm... let's see.... California to the east coast, about 3000 miles, the average human walks about 4 miles per hour, 3000 divided by for is... damn, where is my calculator... hold on... Ah! 750 hours!
Now, if I walk 8 hours per day it would only take me 93.75 days (let's just say 94), 94 days to get there, so if I left my house two weeks ago, I should be able to make it in Time! ALL RIGHT! Wait a second.... damn...
Just put me down as wishing I could be there and promise to read one of my works and spend a few moments bashing me over a bottle of something intoxicating..
Yesterday is ash, tomorrow is smoke; only today does the fire burn.
"Everything is your own damn fault, if you are any good." E. Hemmingway