Greenville, South Carolina
"Warning: Consuming Holy Drinking Water™ should not replace attending church or any other establishment of worship. Warning to sinners: If you are a sinner or evil in nature, this product may cause burning, intense heat, sweating, skin irritations, rashes, itchiness, vomiting, bloodshot and watery eyes, pale skin color, and oral irritations."
This actually sounds like a gag from Monty Python. I guess that says that real life is stranger and funnier than any type of fiction, lol.
And I said to the devil, "You better leave my spleen alone."