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0 posted 12-19-2006 08:40 AM       View Profile for Enchantress   Email Enchantress   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Enchantress

Want to try your hand at some great holiday fun?

Then..grab your pip picture..and click on here-
http://www.elfyourself.com/
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1 posted 12-19-2006 08:42 AM       View Profile for Enchantress   Email Enchantress   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Enchantress

When you're done and you want to share~
leave your link here so we can enjoy as well.
Here's mine, as some of you have already seen.  

http://www.elfyourself.com/?userid=9c0d49902d08e1a2ed3e69fG06121812

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2 posted 12-19-2006 10:16 AM       View Profile for Nightshade   Email Nightshade   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Nightshade's Home Page   View IP for Nightshade

Here's mine....well...Meeka is mine...I'm not that hairy...err...ummm...hee hee
http://www.elfyourself.com/?userid=90130aad75e0719dc0f1e07G06121818
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3 posted 12-19-2006 11:16 AM       View Profile for Enchantress   Email Enchantress   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Enchantress


Chris!!!  That is just TOO funny!
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4 posted 12-19-2006 08:10 PM       View Profile for Christopher   Email Christopher   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Christopher

it would never be believed if i did it...

i just can't dance that well.
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5 posted 12-19-2006 08:32 PM       View Profile for Nightshade   Email Nightshade   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Nightshade's Home Page   View IP for Nightshade

Hey! How come I cannot see them anymore??!
Christopher, you must help us out by doing one.
Where is everyone's holdiay spirit??
Doesn't anyone wanna play with me and my big sister? Huh? What's up? I'm gonna tell Santa on ya'll and you will only find coal in your socks....Christmas morning that is, not to-morrow morning .... unless you work in a mine ... or still have a coal furnace...ooooh...Nancy Lee, remember Nan and Poppy's coal shoot? Ha ha haaaa!! Awwww....and the mouse with two legs?
Ooops, got off topic, sorry.
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Chris~I can see them, how come you can't??
I'll play with ya!  
Yes, I remember the coal shoot, but,
that mouse...didn't it have three legs?
You mean...he walked upright on his hind legs? Hmmm....I see.
You been makin' Nan's Christmas pudding with the brandy sauce?  

Yes..come on people..lighten up...Elf Yourself!!  

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7 posted 12-19-2006 10:16 PM       View Profile for Nightshade   Email Nightshade   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Nightshade's Home Page   View IP for Nightshade

Ooooooooh! As Karen would say "Gleeee!" I can see the elves again!
  He only had one leg? Oh no, I'm gonna have bad dreams! Whaaaaa! You always used to do this to me Nancy Lee....tell me scarey stories like mice with one leg. Wait a sec ..... oh, three legs! Ha ha haaa! Yes, that's right and Nan thought he had to walk with a crutch like Tiny Tim. I wonder whatever happened to that mouse? He used to like bacon ya know.
   Awwww, come on fellow Pipsters! Go elf yourselves, your pets, your relatives!! Don't be Bah Humbugs!
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8 posted 12-20-2006 11:15 AM       View Profile for Enchantress   Email Enchantress   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Enchantress

Chris~Nobody wants to play with us...
Do you think we've been orphaned again?

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9 posted 12-20-2006 12:00 PM       View Profile for Enchantress   Email Enchantress   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Enchantress

Okay..you know what happens when nobody wants to play with my sister and I and we get bored?
We go into our sister act...singing and dancing..
and believe me...ya don't wanna see that!
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10 posted 12-20-2006 12:59 PM       View Profile for Nightshade   Email Nightshade   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Nightshade's Home Page   View IP for Nightshade

Why wouldn't they want to see us?!!
You told me that we could sing really well and dance like professionals!!

You told me Santa would bring me that pony and he never did!!

I can't even run and tell Mom & Dad !!

I know! I am gonna tell Santa on ya!
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Ha!  I'm headed to the mall now!!

AND I'm going to tell Santa about you sneaking down the hall to have a peek!!
You do every year and you know it!

AND I think maybe it was you who ate the
tangerine right out of the toe of my sock!
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12 posted 12-20-2006 03:38 PM       View Profile for Nightshade   Email Nightshade   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Nightshade's Home Page   View IP for Nightshade

Why in heaven's name would I chew the toe of your old sock just to eat a tangerine, when it was so easy to steal one out of your lunch bag?!! Ha ha haaaa!!

Just because Santa wasn't in my mall today...doesn't mean that he didn't get my letter! And it was a doozey!
Oh, and another thing - how did you know that I was "takin' a peek" unless....you weren't also out in the hall? Hmmmmmm?

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Chris, don't play coy. You know what I meant.
The socks we pinned to our bed on Christmas Eve
cause we didn't have a fireplace...or did we?

And I just came back from my visit with Santa
and we had a nice little talk..heh heh

I knew you were in the hall peeking cause Joey told me!!
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14 posted 12-20-2006 05:05 PM       View Profile for Nightshade   Email Nightshade   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Nightshade's Home Page   View IP for Nightshade

What was Joey doing in the hallway?
Oh yes. I remember why. Ventriloquist's dolls should never, ever have more than one cup of eggnog.....or else they act like real ...dummies .........ROFL.... I kill me!!!!
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You're lucky Santa didn't see you sneaking and peeking down the hall Chris..he has a thing about that..

believe in what your heart feels...

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16 posted 12-20-2006 06:52 PM       View Profile for Enchantress   Email Enchantress   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Enchantress

Scorpio!  Santa did see her!!
That's the reason she didn't get a pony!

And Chris..little sister of mine..
Joey couldn't drink eggnog
it made him act really strange.  
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17 posted 12-20-2006 09:10 PM       View Profile for Nightshade   Email Nightshade   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Nightshade's Home Page   View IP for Nightshade

scorpio - Santa didn't mind me takin' a peek under the Christmas tree. He told me so himself when he was at our house one Christmas Eve drinking "a little somethin' to keep him warm" out a big red bulb off our tree. Honest!

So, umm...Joey wasn't supposed to drink eggnog huh? Ooops

How was I supposed to know? Dad said that Joey didn't have any innards so a wee bit shouldn't bother him the way it did human beings. 'bout all it could do was give him wood rot.........ha ha haaaaaa!!!
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I dunno Chris.  Seems Joey didn't have the guts to drink eggnog. ahahahaaa!

And Gus couldn't drink it cause his cigar got wet everytime he took a drink.

Santa said something weird when I talked to him today...
He told me nice girls get chocolates,
and naughty girls get lots and lots of presents...
I'm all confused and don't know what to think..or how I should be.

Isn't anybody going to Elf themself?
Go look at Meeka the dog faced elf then.
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19 posted 12-20-2006 10:17 PM       View Profile for Enchantress   Email Enchantress   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Enchantress

And another thing...I've been thinkin'
Christmas is weird. What other time of the year do you sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of your socks?
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20 posted 12-20-2006 11:23 PM       View Profile for Nightshade   Email Nightshade   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Nightshade's Home Page   View IP for Nightshade

Not to worry dear sister of mine. I seem to remember you unwrapping lots and lots of presents with a half empty box of chocolates on your lap.

Plus...you said - "Christmas is weird. What other time of the year do you sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of your socks?"

Has your memory failed you...again? What about our last family picnic?
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Well girls you entertained me while I was supposed to be at work.LOL Thanks for the laughs. Copied the url for  grandkids.. martyjo
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22 posted 12-21-2006 09:32 AM       View Profile for Enchantress   Email Enchantress   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Enchantress

Hi Martyjo!  Ya know what's funny about all this?
It's all true!!
We don't make up stories about our family..
this is the way it is, and was, and will forever be.
I think the Christmas Santa drank the magic milk
from the ornament on the tree...
is the same one, we took the live rabbit
out of 'weemus the wizard's' magic box
and filled it with Christmas cookies. ahhaaa.
His rabbit disappeared.
That really went over well with Dad.
His kind of fun.  
Like the year Santa brought him a remote control helicopter
and he chopped the tops off of all mom's plants with it's blade, while trying to learn how to fly it, in the living room!

Hey Chris!  Remember that Christmas recently you came down here
and we put that tray of things out at the curb
for a lost soul...oh maybe you don't want them to know, bout that.

And it wasn't a box of chocolates on my lap while I was opening presents either!!

I think it was a box of oats for the pony you didn't get!!
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Thank you so much for sharing the elfamorphesis site.  I never would of seen it if not for PIP.  Also I've enjoyed your family Christmas banter, it makes a much more enjoyable holiday when others around us are so happy.
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24 posted 12-21-2006 01:22 PM       View Profile for Nightshade   Email Nightshade   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Nightshade's Home Page   View IP for Nightshade

Then there was the time one Christmas Eve, when company was many, and Mom had a pot of her homemade chili simmering on the stove. Well, seeing as how Mom was busy being an excellent hostess and performing the "can-can" with my grandmother and great aunt, I being such a good little helper, pulled up a chair and peered into the chili pot upon the stove. Hmmmm....needs a little somethin' I thought to myself. Yes! Chili pepper flakes, that'll do the trick. Santa will be so proud of me for helping out. I later learned, he was proud of me, my sister, my grandmother, my father...and heaven only knows who else decided to pamper the chili!! Needless to say quite soon after it was served in bowls that luckily weren't made of wax, the happy partiers made hasty exits.
   "I wonder why they all left so fast?" my father asked as he helped himself to a second helping of the brew. Nothing ever seemed too spicey for our Dad. That's probably why he married Mom....lol. I can see him now, Davey Crockett coontail hat on his head, dipping toast into the bubbling inferno and winkin' at Mom who was sweetly waving goodbye out the window to the last of the revelers stuffing snow onto their flaming tongues. Christmas memories...ain't they grand?  
 
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