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Nightshade 
since 2001-08-31
Posts 13962just out of reach 
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Hello everyone. Many of you may have watched the tv show Who's Line Is It Anyway? where it was all improvosational skits etc. One very funny game was when the comedians would be given a scene to be played out ONLY with QUESTIONS. I thought this might be fun to try here in Lounge. Let's go for it! Remember, only questions can be used for each sentence. One question sentence per post. I will begin by giving a scene. A woman and her baby are seated on a bus. At a stop, a handsome gentleman carrying a briefcase boards and looks around...spotting the woman, he walks over and asks... Is this seat taken? |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
Posts 35113Canada eh. |
Do you see anyone else sitting there? |
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Christopher
Moderator
Member Rara Avis
since 1999-08-02
Posts 8296Purgatorial Incarceration |
You mean like a pink elephant? |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
Posts 35113Canada eh. |
Does this bus have a driver? |
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SoundWaves Member
since 2005-06-22
Posts 113Center Stage |
Can I sit on your other knee? |
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Sunshine
Administrator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
Standing is considered exercise, don't you think you need some? |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
Posts 13962just out of reach |
Can't you see that I am holding this heavy briefcase? |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
Posts 13962just out of reach |
What do you want...a medal? |
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scorpio Member Ascendant
since 2002-10-02
Posts 5178right...there |
What happened to polite consideration on a bus?? |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
Posts 13962just out of reach |
Didn't you see it leave? |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
Posts 35113Canada eh. |
Which way did it go? |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
Posts 13962just out of reach |
What do I look like...a map reader? |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
Posts 13962just out of reach |
Hey, did I miss my stop? |
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Cloud 9 Senior Member
since 2004-11-05
Posts 980Ca |
My imaginary friend will hurt you or Here's your sign!! |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
Posts 35113Canada eh. |
Here, want me to help you out the door? |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
Posts 13962just out of reach |
Did you think I was going to exit through the window? |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
Posts 35113Canada eh. |
By the way, do you know how to swim? |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
Posts 35113Canada eh. |
May I borrow your swim fins? |
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scorpio Member Ascendant
since 2002-10-02
Posts 5178right...there |
Do you have scuba gear? |
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Waterfall27 Member
since 2005-06-24
Posts 98Ontario , Canada |
do you have Waterwing? |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
Posts 35113Canada eh. |
Nightshade? Did you fall in?? |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
Posts 13962just out of reach |
Did anyone lose their swim trunks?  |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
Posts 35113Canada eh. |
You mean you found a pair?? |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
Posts 35113Canada eh. |
Where can we hide them?  |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
Posts 13962just out of reach |
Will they fit over my winter leggings? |
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Jamie Member Elite
since 2000-06-26
Posts 3168Blue Heaven |
what colo(u)r are they? |
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Waterfall27 Member
since 2005-06-24
Posts 98Ontario , Canada |
Are they pink with blue polkadot? |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
Posts 35113Canada eh. |
Nightshade, can you get them on over your snowsuit? |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
Posts 13962just out of reach |
How does banana yellow sound? |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
Posts 13962just out of reach |
Bananas over my snowshoes? |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
Posts 13962just out of reach |
Did we miss the last bus to Santa's Village? |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
Posts 35113Canada eh. |
No..where did you think we were headed? |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
Posts 35113Canada eh. |
Did you hear some of the elves escaped?  |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
Posts 13962just out of reach |
Did Rudolph light their way? |
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littlewing Member Rara Avis
since 2003-03-02
Posts 9655New York |
Is it medication time yet? |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
Posts 13962just out of reach |
Did I miss my dosage?  |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
Posts 13962just out of reach |
okay...okay...I think we have gotten abit off track. So, let's see, a new scene...ummm... It's a Christmas office party! someone please start with the first question |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
Posts 35113Canada eh. |
Hey, what time does is the party supposed to start?  |
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Martie
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-09-21
Posts 28049California |
Don't you just love Christmas office parties? |
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serenity blaze Member Empyrean
since 2000-02-02
Posts 27738 |
Where's the bar? |
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littlewing Member Rara Avis
since 2003-03-02
Posts 9655New York |
Is it over there by the jukebox? |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
Posts 35113Canada eh. |
I thought we were having a DJ? |
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serenity blaze Member Empyrean
since 2000-02-02
Posts 27738 |
I already had him--is he still breathing?  |
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scorpio Member Ascendant
since 2002-10-02
Posts 5178right...there |
is that a smile on his face? |
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serenity blaze Member Empyrean
since 2000-02-02
Posts 27738 |
Are you looking at the right end? |
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Martie
Moderator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-09-21
Posts 28049California |
What was the subject of this question story again? |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
Posts 13962just out of reach |
Does anyone have the dip for the chips? |
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inot2B Member Elite
since 2000-09-18
Posts 2205Arkansas |
Is that the boss on Santa's lap? |
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scorpio Member Ascendant
since 2002-10-02
Posts 5178right...there |
What happened to my drink?? |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
Posts 13962just out of reach |
Hey...anyone wanna tango? |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
Posts 13962just out of reach |
scorpio..is this your drink?  |
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scorpio Member Ascendant
since 2002-10-02
Posts 5178right...there |
did you just double dip that chip? |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
Posts 13962just out of reach |
would it bother you if I had? |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
Posts 35113Canada eh. |
Hey scorpio..wanna dance? |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
Posts 35113Canada eh. |
Whoa! What was in my drink??  |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
Posts 13962just out of reach |
Did you have a fly in yours too? |
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scorpio Member Ascendant
since 2002-10-02
Posts 5178right...there |
Do you dance close Enchantress? Wink |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
Posts 35113Canada eh. |
I do, but, will you please remove that mistletoe from where you have it??? |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
Posts 13962just out of reach |
Where's my dance partner?  |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
Posts 35113Canada eh. |
We'll all dance together...how about a conga line Chris?  |
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scorpio Member Ascendant
since 2002-10-02
Posts 5178right...there |
don't you like mistletoe?? |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Never smoked it, you? |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
Posts 35113Canada eh. |
I've never inhaled mistletoe, have you? |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
Posts 35113Canada eh. |
Hey, here comes the conga line, want to join in??  |
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scorpio Member Ascendant
since 2002-10-02
Posts 5178right...there |
Is the supply room locked? |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
Posts 13962just out of reach |
Who's that on top of the copier? |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Is that machine's vibrations giving you multiple copies or multiple "other" things? |
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scorpio Member Ascendant
since 2002-10-02
Posts 5178right...there |
is someone being naughty on the copy machine?? |
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Sunshine
Administrator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
Was that a naked toe I saw? |
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Martie
Moderator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-09-21
Posts 28049California |
was it real or just a copy? |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
Posts 13962just out of reach |
Can someone turn the copy speed up please?  |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
Posts 35113Canada eh. |
Who put the mistletoe in the chip dip? |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
Posts 13962just out of reach |
Has anyone got a mop?  |
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SoundWaves Member
since 2005-06-22
Posts 113Center Stage |
Whats that SMELL ? !  |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
Posts 13962just out of reach |
Could it be the boss's new aftershave? |
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scorpio Member Ascendant
since 2002-10-02
Posts 5178right...there |
Is it the new Cologne du Bureau?? |
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Christioned Member
since 2004-01-15
Posts 93Huddling in the dark |
Is there snow? "It's my curse to constantly be in battle with Him."- Me |
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scorpio Member Ascendant
since 2002-10-02
Posts 5178right...there |
snow at an office party??? is the fridge open?? |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
Posts 35113Canada eh. |
Who brought the pickled eggs?  |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
Posts 13962just out of reach |
Who locked the bathroom door?!  |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
Posts 35113Canada eh. |
Is my mascara running? |
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SoundWaves Member
since 2005-06-22
Posts 113Center Stage |
who's up next for Kareoke?  |
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Jamie Member Elite
since 2000-06-26
Posts 3168Blue Heaven |
Where are my ear plugs? There is society where none intrudes, by the deep sea, and music in its roar. |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
Posts 13962just out of reach |
Can I sing with my sister?  |
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Martie
Moderator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-09-21
Posts 28049California |
are we having fun yet? and....Why is the supply room door locked? |
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scorpio Member Ascendant
since 2002-10-02
Posts 5178right...there |
What song do you want to sing with your sister??? |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
Posts 35113Canada eh. |
Can we sing backup for SoundWaves?? |
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scorpio Member Ascendant
since 2002-10-02
Posts 5178right...there |
Do we need to make a stage?? |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
Posts 13962just out of reach |
Do you think this desk will hold the two of us?  |
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scorpio Member Ascendant
since 2002-10-02
Posts 5178right...there |
Why do you ask that? |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
Posts 35113Canada eh. |
Who are the two people already ON the desk!? |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
Posts 35113Canada eh. |
Is my hat on straight?  |
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inot2B Member Elite
since 2000-09-18
Posts 2205Arkansas |
Did I hear a phone ring? |
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scorpio Member Ascendant
since 2002-10-02
Posts 5178right...there |
Anyone expecting a call? |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
Posts 13962just out of reach |
Is it my husband?!! |
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scorpio Member Ascendant
since 2002-10-02
Posts 5178right...there |
You mean that isn't your husband dancing with you??? |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
Posts 13962just out of reach |
Can you please keep it a secret? |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
Posts 13962just out of reach |
Was it wrong for me to tell him I was going to a baby shower? |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
Posts 35113Canada eh. |
Who's pregnant? |
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scorpio Member Ascendant
since 2002-10-02
Posts 5178right...there |
Who's your Daddy??? |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
Posts 13962just out of reach |
Are you suggesting that I look pregnant?!  |
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PhaerieChild Senior Member
since 1999-08-30
Posts 1787Aloha, Oregon |
Did you cause a pregnancy? |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
Posts 35113Canada eh. |
Do we have more toilet paper for the men's room?  |
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Martie
Moderator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-09-21
Posts 28049California |
Is that the boss coming up the stairs? |
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scorpio Member Ascendant
since 2002-10-02
Posts 5178right...there |
Is that the SWAT team's vehicle parked outside???? |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
Posts 13962just out of reach |
Did they bring their own booze? |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
Posts 35113Canada eh. |
How come you've only got one shoe on?  |
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inot2B Member Elite
since 2000-09-18
Posts 2205Arkansas |
Who's going to pass out our Christmas bonuses? |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
Posts 13962just out of reach |
scorpio...are you finished drinking champagne from my silver slipper? |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
Posts 13962just out of reach |
Were those our bonus checks Enchantress was putting through the shredder for making decorations?!!! |
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Martie
Moderator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-09-21
Posts 28049California |
What time is it, anyway? |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
Posts 35113Canada eh. |
Can I have the key to the storage room? |
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Martie
Moderator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-09-21
Posts 28049California |
Who has the key? |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
Posts 35113Canada eh. |
Scorpio, is the key in your pocket? |
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Larry C
since 2001-09-10
Posts 10286United States |
That key sure is small, eh?  |
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Ringo
since 2003-02-20
Posts 3684Saluting with misty eyes |
Compared to what? I'll make my own mistakes and sweet success |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
Posts 35113Canada eh. |
Who took my drink? |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
Posts 13962just out of reach |
Okay..who took the hands off of the clock? |
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Martie
Moderator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-09-21
Posts 28049California |
Did I? |
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Mysteria
since 2001-03-07
Posts 18328British Columbia, Canada |
Did you? |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
Posts 13962just out of reach |
Does anyone have an extra pair of hands? |
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Jamie Member Elite
since 2000-06-26
Posts 3168Blue Heaven |
did someone request an octopus? |
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SoundWaves Member
since 2005-06-22
Posts 113Center Stage |
Who's pounding at the door?  |
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PhaerieChild Senior Member
since 1999-08-30
Posts 1787Aloha, Oregon |
Who's in there? |
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PhaerieChild Senior Member
since 1999-08-30
Posts 1787Aloha, Oregon |
Oh wait!!! My bad...who's out there? |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
Posts 35113Canada eh. |
Is someone locked inside the storage room? |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
Posts 13962just out of reach |
Has anyone seen the boss?!! |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
Posts 35113Canada eh. |
Who's in there with him??? |
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Martie
Moderator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-09-21
Posts 28049California |
The cleaning staff went in there after him...do you think they need our help to find the brooms? |
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serenity blaze Member Empyrean
since 2000-02-02
Posts 27738 |
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scorpio Member Ascendant
since 2002-10-02
Posts 5178right...there |
Who's got their hand in my pocket?? |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
Posts 35113Canada eh. |
Did you think it was mine? |
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Martie
Moderator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-09-21
Posts 28049California |
Yes, we need a broom and could you please conjure up Mary Poppins to clean this place? |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
Posts 13962just out of reach |
toerag...why are you trying on my coat?!! |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
Posts 35113Canada eh. |
Nightshade, can you grab his car keys? |
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scorpio Member Ascendant
since 2002-10-02
Posts 5178right...there |
Why did you think his keys were in my pocket?? |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
Posts 13962just out of reach |
Whose pants pocket do I have my hand in?!! |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
Posts 13962just out of reach |
Who pinched me?!! |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
Posts 35113Canada eh. |
Who has their hand in my pocket??? |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
Posts 35113Canada eh. |
Hey, who put the ice cube down my top!!  |
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scorpio Member Ascendant
since 2002-10-02
Posts 5178right...there |
Did anyone see my ice?? |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
Posts 35113Canada eh. |
Scorpio, are you the culprit? |
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scorpio Member Ascendant
since 2002-10-02
Posts 5178right...there |
Do I have to answer that? |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
Posts 35113Canada eh. |
Do I look like I'm kidding?  |
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scorpio Member Ascendant
since 2002-10-02
Posts 5178right...there |
What can I do to make it up to you?? |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
Posts 35113Canada eh. |
Heh Heh..where is that mistletoe? |
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scorpio Member Ascendant
since 2002-10-02
Posts 5178right...there |
Did someone say it was in the supply room? |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
Posts 13962just out of reach |
Aren't we already in the supply room?!  |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
Posts 13962just out of reach |
Is anyone sober here that can give me a ride home?? |
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Jamie Member Elite
since 2000-06-26
Posts 3168Blue Heaven |
Can you point out my car? |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
Posts 35113Canada eh. |
Would someone point to the designated driver in here?? |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
Posts 35113Canada eh. |
Did everyone have a good time?? |
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Martie
Moderator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-09-21
Posts 28049California |
You mean there's a designated driver? |
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SoundWaves Member
since 2005-06-22
Posts 113Center Stage |
Who took my key's ? !  |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
Posts 13962just out of reach |
Yay!! Great fun people! If anyone would like to start another questions only scenerio...please feel free to give a brief explanation of the plot, and away we go! |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
Posts 35113Canada eh. |
Okay gang, here's the scene. It's a winter evening, we're having a toboggan, skating party. Grab your sleds, toboggans, skates, warm clothes etc., and let's hit the slopes and ice rink! Remember, questions only!! |
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scorpio Member Ascendant
since 2002-10-02
Posts 5178right...there |
Does anyone have a toboggan we can use tonight?? |
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inot2B Member Elite
since 2000-09-18
Posts 2205Arkansas |
Is the ice on the lake thick enough to skate? |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
Posts 35113Canada eh. |
Anyone brave enough to take a run down Dead Man's Gulch on their toboggan?  |
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Jamie Member Elite
since 2000-06-26
Posts 3168Blue Heaven |
Do you mean is there anyone brave enough to ride with me? |
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PhaerieChild Senior Member
since 1999-08-30
Posts 1787Aloha, Oregon |
can I borrow a snowboard? |
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Mysteria
since 2001-03-07
Posts 18328British Columbia, Canada |
Will thumwon hep me pledes? My ton id duck to my midd! |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
Posts 35113Canada eh. |
Does someone have warm liquid to pour on Mysteria's tongue? |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
Posts 35113Canada eh. |
Has anyone seen my sister? |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
Posts 13962just out of reach |
Didn't anyone see my sled hit that log? |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
Posts 13962just out of reach |
Will this hot toddy help Sharon's tongue? |
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scorpio Member Ascendant
since 2002-10-02
Posts 5178right...there |
Did someone bring a flask?? |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
Posts 13962just out of reach |
Can I have a sip? |
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scorpio Member Ascendant
since 2002-10-02
Posts 5178right...there |
Do you like whiskey?? |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
Posts 35113Canada eh. |
Is that Southern Comfort? |
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Larry C
since 2001-09-10
Posts 10286United States |
What's wrong with Sharon's tongue? |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
Posts 35113Canada eh. |
Could it be it stuck to her mitt in the cold? |
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scorpio Member Ascendant
since 2002-10-02
Posts 5178right...there |
Is she draining my flask??? |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
Posts 13962just out of reach |
Did it need draining? |
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scorpio Member Ascendant
since 2002-10-02
Posts 5178right...there |
is there a LCBO nearby? |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
Posts 35113Canada eh. |
Out in the woods..in the middle of nowhere? |
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Larry C
since 2001-09-10
Posts 10286United States |
What's an LCBO? |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
Posts 35113Canada eh. |
Have you never heard of the Liquor Control Board of Ontario? |
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PhaerieChild Senior Member
since 1999-08-30
Posts 1787Aloha, Oregon |
you mean we aren't in The Yukon? |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
Posts 13962just out of reach |
you mean this is for real ??? |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
Posts 35113Canada eh. |
Where are we then? |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
Posts 13962just out of reach |
Can we really be hanging on a thread in a blue Lounge? |
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PhaerieChild Senior Member
since 1999-08-30
Posts 1787Aloha, Oregon |
Is it cotton or nylon and how much can it hold? |
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scorpio Member Ascendant
since 2002-10-02
Posts 5178right...there |
Isn't it good at holding our attention?? |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
Posts 13962just out of reach |
Has anyone seen my muse? |
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scorpio Member Ascendant
since 2002-10-02
Posts 5178right...there |
Have you looked for your muse at Dead Man's Hill? |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
Posts 35113Canada eh. |
Did your muse fly off the toboggan? |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
Posts 13962just out of reach |
Did she tell anyone where she was taking her snow tube?!!! |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
Posts 35113Canada eh. |
Your muse has a snow tube? mine can't even spell. [This message has been edited by Enchantress (12-10-2005 05:01 PM).] |
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Jamie Member Elite
since 2000-06-26
Posts 3168Blue Heaven |
doesn't yours? |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
Posts 35113Canada eh. |
Why is that keg around that large dog's neck??? |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
Posts 13962just out of reach |
Did you think the cat could carry it? |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
Posts 13962just out of reach |
Whose hairless cat is that anyway? |
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PhaerieChild Senior Member
since 1999-08-30
Posts 1787Aloha, Oregon |
Could it be the ugliest cat in the world? |
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serenity blaze Member Empyrean
since 2000-02-02
Posts 27738 |
snow? |
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Ringo
since 2003-02-20
Posts 3684Saluting with misty eyes |
Aren't all cat's ugly? I'll make my own mistakes and sweet success |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
Posts 13962just out of reach |
Why didn't someone tell me it was not a cat ...but a wineskin?!!! |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
Posts 13962just out of reach |
Did anyone bring a first aid kit?  |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
Posts 35113Canada eh. |
Who needs a first aid kit?? |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
Posts 13962just out of reach |
Didn't you see me get scratched by that bald cat...ummm...I mean that old wineskin? |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
Posts 35113Canada eh. |
That large dog had a bald cat hanging around it's neck??? |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
Posts 13962just out of reach |
Have you been testing the rum sauce for the Christmas pudding again????  |
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scorpio Member Ascendant
since 2002-10-02
Posts 5178right...there |
Who brought Christmas Pudding?? |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
Posts 13962just out of reach |
Okay....who ate scorpio's serving? |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
Posts 35113Canada eh. |
Is that what that dog was eating? |
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scorpio Member Ascendant
since 2002-10-02
Posts 5178right...there |
Who let the dog out??? |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
Posts 35113Canada eh. |
Was it the bald cat?? |
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Martie
Moderator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-09-21
Posts 28049California |
aren't you supposed to let a dog out when he says he has to go??? |
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Marge Tindal
since 1999-11-06
Posts 42384Florida's Foreverly Shores |
Aren't talking dogs ... D O G S ?? |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
Posts 13962just out of reach |
Now where are the cat and dog going with the rum sauce? |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
Posts 13962just out of reach |
Are animals allowed on the ski lift? |
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PhaerieChild Senior Member
since 1999-08-30
Posts 1787Aloha, Oregon |
I don't know...do they have a lift ticket? |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
Posts 13962just out of reach |
Is that why they were begging for extra change for ?? |
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scorpio Member Ascendant
since 2002-10-02
Posts 5178right...there |
Aren't they collecting money for pet food for needy animals??? |
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Martie
Moderator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-09-21
Posts 28049California |
Isn't that a paw print trail out there in the snow? |
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inot2B Member Elite
since 2000-09-18
Posts 2205Arkansas |
Has anyone seen "BigFoot" on the ski slopes? |
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scorpio Member Ascendant
since 2002-10-02
Posts 5178right...there |
Did you look on the Bunny Hill?? |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
Posts 13962just out of reach |
Doesn't that pawprint trail lead to the bar? |
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Martie
Moderator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-09-21
Posts 28049California |
Where did you say the bar was? |
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PhaerieChild Senior Member
since 1999-08-30
Posts 1787Aloha, Oregon |
Didn't the pawprints lead there? You think it was that big dog with that thing around its neck? |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
Posts 13962just out of reach |
Can we all follow the pawprints of the big dog with the bald cat around it's neck to the bar?  |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
Posts 35113Canada eh. |
Follow me and the dog with the cat around his neck..do you think we can manage getting up this huge hill on skiis to the bar??? |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
Posts 35113Canada eh. |
When we reach there and warm up with a hot drink, would you like my sister and I to sing a few bars for you?? |
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Martie
Moderator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-09-21
Posts 28049California |
Is it possible to laugh too much? |
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Martie
Moderator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-09-21
Posts 28049California |
Did you all know that I don't know how to ski? |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
Posts 13962just out of reach |
Did you say we have to sing AT a few bars? |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
Posts 13962just out of reach |
Sing with our ski's on?! |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
Posts 13962just out of reach |
Weren't we just riding sleds awhile ago? Anybody else confused? |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
Posts 35113Canada eh. |
We'll sing to Martie on her sled cause she can't ski okay? |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
Posts 35113Canada eh. |
Have you ever been called to the bar? |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
Posts 13962just out of reach |
Didn't you see me on Judge Judy? |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
Posts 35113Canada eh. |
Is she the one with "stupid" written on her forehead? |
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inot2B Member Elite
since 2000-09-18
Posts 2205Arkansas |
OK, who stole the jug off the big dogs neck? |
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Martie
Moderator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-09-21
Posts 28049California |
You mean you found the big dog?? |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
Posts 35113Canada eh. |
*burp* What dog? |
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scorpio Member Ascendant
since 2002-10-02
Posts 5178right...there |
Did you find the jug Enchantress?? And is the whiskey still good? |
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Martie
Moderator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-09-21
Posts 28049California |
What whiskey? |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
Posts 35113Canada eh. |
Did you want a wee nip? |
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Martie
Moderator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-09-21
Posts 28049California |
Do you think I might say yes? Yes! and, has anyone seen my gloves? |
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scorpio Member Ascendant
since 2002-10-02
Posts 5178right...there |
are your gloves red? And can I have just a small sip of whiskey? |
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Martie
Moderator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-09-21
Posts 28049California |
Yes, and yes....can you find Enchantress? |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
Posts 13962just out of reach |
Did someone say my sister stole the whiskey jug and wore Martie's gloves to cover her fingerprints?? |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
Posts 35113Canada eh. |
Heh heh...I'm over here!! anyone *hick* want to see me ski howndill on one *burp*, one ski?  |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
Posts 35113Canada eh. |
I put Martie's glob on my code node. Is der somewhere I can lie down fer awhile? |
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scorpio Member Ascendant
since 2002-10-02
Posts 5178right...there |
Like maybe on a bear skin rug in front of a fireplace?? |
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Martie
Moderator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-09-21
Posts 28049California |
Scorpio, what are you thinking? |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
Posts 13962just out of reach |
Bears?!! Did someone say bears?!! |
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Jamie Member Elite
since 2000-06-26
Posts 3168Blue Heaven |
skin? did someone say skin? |
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Martie
Moderator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-09-21
Posts 28049California |
Are there bears in these woods? Cute cuddly bears? |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
Posts 35113Canada eh. |
Did I just hear a coyote or did someone fall off the ski lift?? |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
Posts 35113Canada eh. |
Can we possibly get a head count here? |
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inot2B Member Elite
since 2000-09-18
Posts 2205Arkansas |
I have one head, how many do you have? |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
Posts 13962just out of reach |
Where's our picnic basket? |
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PhaerieChild Senior Member
since 1999-08-30
Posts 1787Aloha, Oregon |
Did you leave it in the car? |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
Posts 35113Canada eh. |
Want me to go back and get it? |
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scorpio Member Ascendant
since 2002-10-02
Posts 5178right...there |
Is that a bear with our picnic basket? |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
Posts 35113Canada eh. |
Do I look like a bear in this parka??? |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
Posts 13962just out of reach |
Yes?  |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
Posts 13962just out of reach |
Isn't your parka also used as a flotation device? |
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scorpio Member Ascendant
since 2002-10-02
Posts 5178right...there |
Is that a mean thing to say to your sister?? |
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scorpio Member Ascendant
since 2002-10-02
Posts 5178right...there |
Does Enchantress have a large slushy snowball in her hand behind her back?? |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
Posts 35113Canada eh. |
Nightshade, did you forget Santa's elves are watching you?   |
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Martie
Moderator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-09-21
Posts 28049California |
Are those sisters fighting again!!!???? |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
Posts 35113Canada eh. |
Didn't she start it?  |
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Martie
Moderator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-09-21
Posts 28049California |
I don't know, did she? |
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scorpio Member Ascendant
since 2002-10-02
Posts 5178right...there |
Are you asking if Nightshade insulted Enchantress?? |
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Martie
Moderator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-09-21
Posts 28049California |
Do you believe in Santa Clause? |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
Posts 35113Canada eh. |
Doesn't everyone?? |
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scorpio Member Ascendant
since 2002-10-02
Posts 5178right...there |
Isn't that Santa on our toboggan?? |
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Martie
Moderator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-09-21
Posts 28049California |
Isn't he going too fast for an old guy? |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
Posts 35113Canada eh. |
Do you think we can try and stop him? |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
Posts 35113Canada eh. |
I wonder if he could use a few more elves?  |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
Posts 13962just out of reach |
Enchantress can you blow up your parka and break Santa's inevitable fall? |
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scorpio Member Ascendant
since 2002-10-02
Posts 5178right...there |
Elves for ballast? |
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scorpio Member Ascendant
since 2002-10-02
Posts 5178right...there |
Oh no was that Nightshade who Santa just ran over?? |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
Posts 35113Canada eh. |
See over there?! |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
Posts 35113Canada eh. |
Isn't it the most perfect fir tree for us to decorate here in the Lounge? |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
Posts 13962just out of reach |
How are we gonna get it to Pip?  |
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Martie
Moderator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-09-21
Posts 28049California |
The sled?? |
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Larry C
since 2001-09-10
Posts 10286United States |
Can't we email it? |
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Martie
Moderator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-09-21
Posts 28049California |
Do you think Santa would take it? |
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inot2B Member Elite
since 2000-09-18
Posts 2205Arkansas |
Should we ask Ron to put it here for us? |
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PhaerieChild Senior Member
since 1999-08-30
Posts 1787Aloha, Oregon |
You think he would if we asked really nice? |
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Larry C
since 2001-09-10
Posts 10286United States |
Or should we beg? |
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Martie
Moderator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-09-21
Posts 28049California |
Larry? What do you mean we? |
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Larry C
since 2001-09-10
Posts 10286United States |
Well, I'd settle for just you and me okay? |
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Martie
Moderator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-09-21
Posts 28049California |
You and me beg? |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
Posts 13962just out of reach |
Do you think we could bribe him with Christmas cookies? |
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PhaerieChild Senior Member
since 1999-08-30
Posts 1787Aloha, Oregon |
Or how about some bird seeds for his martins and swallows? |
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scorpio Member Ascendant
since 2002-10-02
Posts 5178right...there |
Who has an axe?? |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
Posts 35113Canada eh. |
 Are you going to chop it down and bring it to the Lounge Scorpio? |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
Posts 13962just out of reach |
Can I help? Can I? Can I? |
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Martie
Moderator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-09-21
Posts 28049California |
The tree is so beautiful...shouldn't we just leave it here to grow some more?? |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
Posts 35113Canada eh. |
But it's the perfect tree for in the Lounge..where else can we get one?? |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
Posts 13962just out of reach |
How about using some magic? POOF!!  How's That??? |
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Martie
Moderator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-09-21
Posts 28049California |
How did you do that? Was it magic? |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
Posts 13962just out of reach |
Don't you know that magicians cannot reveal their secrets? |
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Martie
Moderator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-09-21
Posts 28049California |
Haven't I heard that somewhere before? |
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PhaerieChild Senior Member
since 1999-08-30
Posts 1787Aloha, Oregon |
who wants to help decorate the rest of the lounge who wants hot cocoa? |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
Posts 13962just out of reach |
May I help? May I have some? |
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inot2B Member Elite
since 2000-09-18
Posts 2205Arkansas |
Can I place my ornament of gold, with Peace written in silver on the tree? |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
Posts 35113Canada eh. |
But of course..isn't it beautiful? |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
Posts 35113Canada eh. |
 Can we place this wreath on the Lounge door? |
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PhaerieChild Senior Member
since 1999-08-30
Posts 1787Aloha, Oregon |
how cool...excellent idea....marshmallows or whipped cream in the cocoa or no? |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
Posts 13962just out of reach |
 Does this sign look okay at the driveway entrance? |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
Posts 35113Canada eh. |
Excellent Nightshade...may I have marshmallows in mine please? |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
Posts 13962just out of reach |
Marshmallows in your driveway? |
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PhaerieChild Senior Member
since 1999-08-30
Posts 1787Aloha, Oregon |
Don't you think that would be sorta stickery? |
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Martie
Moderator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-09-21
Posts 28049California |
Can we all sing some Christmas Carrols? |
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Martie
Moderator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-09-21
Posts 28049California |
I think, Deck the Halls with Bows of Holly would be appropriate, don't you? |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
Posts 13962just out of reach |
Like this?... |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
Posts 35113Canada eh. |
What could make a real tree smell strange? |
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scorpio Member Ascendant
since 2002-10-02
Posts 5178right...there |
Can you define strange? |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
Posts 35113Canada eh. |
Do you know what an evergreen scent is like? |
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scorpio Member Ascendant
since 2002-10-02
Posts 5178right...there |
Can I just smell it? |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
Posts 35113Canada eh. |
Here.. Can't you smell it on my hands? |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
Posts 35113Canada eh. |
Yes..you may pour me a drink. Does that smell like evergreen to you? |
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scorpio Member Ascendant
since 2002-10-02
Posts 5178right...there |
What is that??? |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
Posts 35113Canada eh. |
Do they spray trees with a preservative or something??? |
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scorpio Member Ascendant
since 2002-10-02
Posts 5178right...there |
On the rocks? |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
Posts 35113Canada eh. |
What were we singing? |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
Posts 35113Canada eh. |
They spray them on the rocks? |
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scorpio Member Ascendant
since 2002-10-02
Posts 5178right...there |
Did someone bring a karoke machine? |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
Posts 35113Canada eh. |
Scorpio, tell Tinker to go home to bed please? don't let her get singing. |
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scorpio Member Ascendant
since 2002-10-02
Posts 5178right...there |
Tinker don't you think you should call it a night? |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
Posts 35113Canada eh. |
You're right, see everyone tomorrow? nite nite |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
Posts 13962just out of reach |
Oh, oh, do you think the scent might be...cat spray?!!! |
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Martie
Moderator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-09-21
Posts 28049California |
could it be? Yes, cat spray...what else? Goodnight! |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
Posts 35113Canada eh. |
Whatever it was it's gone now.. good morning.. everyone sleep well? |
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Ringo
since 2003-02-20
Posts 3684Saluting with misty eyes |
Why wouldn't we sleep well... do you have something to feel guilty for? "...and as we drift along, I never fail to be astounded by the things we'll do for promises..." |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
Posts 35113Canada eh. |
Hi Ringo..did you bring decorations for the Lounge? |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
Posts 13962just out of reach |
 Can we use this holly? |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
Posts 35113Canada eh. |
Yes..and does anyone have mistletoe???? |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
Posts 35113Canada eh. |
 Look!! I found him in the closet! Can we keep him ...can we pleeease??? |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
Posts 13962just out of reach |
Is that my letter to Santa he has?!! |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
Posts 13962just out of reach |
Look!! Loooooooook!!! I found THIS in the closet....can we keep it????  |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
Posts 35113Canada eh. |
Chris...? Was that pony really in the closet?? |
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scorpio Member Ascendant
since 2002-10-02
Posts 5178right...there |
Did it come with instructions, batteries and already assembled?? |
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Martie
Moderator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-09-21
Posts 28049California |
I've always wanted a pony...will you assemble it, please Scorpio? |
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scorpio Member Ascendant
since 2002-10-02
Posts 5178right...there |
Are these all the pieces Martie?  |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
Posts 35113Canada eh. |
Where's the horse's head and tail???  |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
Posts 13962just out of reach |
Will this help?  |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
Posts 13962just out of reach |
Loooooook!! Here's the head...  anybody got a little tail? |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
Posts 35113Canada eh. |
This was in the storage room.. will it work??  for a little tail? |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
Posts 35113Canada eh. |
Hey!! Does anyone know this guy? Who is he and what was he doing lurking in the Lounge?  |
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scorpio Member Ascendant
since 2002-10-02
Posts 5178right...there |
Thank you for glue and horse head Nightshade. And tinker thanks for the tail. Opps did that sound right?? |
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Ringo
since 2003-02-20
Posts 3684Saluting with misty eyes |
How many people does it take to glue a Christmas Horse? "...and as we drift along, I never fail to be astounded by the things we'll do for promises..." |
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scorpio Member Ascendant
since 2002-10-02
Posts 5178right...there |
All set Martie...What do you think?  |
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Martie
Moderator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-09-21
Posts 28049California |
Can you see me jumping for joy?? |
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scorpio Member Ascendant
since 2002-10-02
Posts 5178right...there |
Is it what you asked for Martie?? |
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Martie
Moderator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-09-21
Posts 28049California |
Can he get a little bigger? Maybe needs some hey? Or has anyone got one of those shrink me pills? |
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scorpio Member Ascendant
since 2002-10-02
Posts 5178right...there |
Do you think he'll grow big and strong if you feed him this Martie?  |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
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Martie....can you close your eyes and think yourself really, really tiny? Ready?.....  Yikes! Martie...how small did you imagine???? |
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Martie
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I've always wanted wings...those are wings aren't they? |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
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Yes!! Do you suppose you can fly ?? |
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Martie
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I don't know, but I'm going to try. Can someone catch me if I fall instead? |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
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Can't you just imagine a safety net if you think you might fall? Or big, strong arms? |
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Martie
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Sure, I can do that. Ready? Here I come! |
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Martie
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Where were those big strong arms? |
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since 2001-08-14
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Oh Martie! Are you okay? |
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Marge Tindal
since 1999-11-06
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You dropped her ? |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
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Martie...is that you?!!!  Can you land on your own?! [This message has been edited by Nightshade (12-19-2005 11:51 AM).] |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
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Martie Look! Can you land here on the soft powdery snow?  |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
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Yes...Martie....that snowman has his arms open... Can you drop into them???  |
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scorpio Member Ascendant
since 2002-10-02
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Would that be defined as a cold reception?? |
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Marge Tindal
since 1999-11-06
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Scorpio, do you crack me up ? |
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Martie
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I'm ok, aren't I? |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
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You're just fine Martie..a little wet. Want me to pour you something to warm you up? |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
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Did you have fun Martie? I saw you flying! Were you frightened? |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
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whew...back to decorating... Who's got the tree topper? |
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Ringo
since 2003-02-20
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What did you have in mind? "...and as we drift along, I never fail to be astounded by the things we'll do for promises..." |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
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How about this star?  |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
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Perfect!....What else is there to be done? |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
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Candy Canes!!! Would you like some for the tree?  |
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Martie
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Can I have one? Brrrr, is there a hottub around here? |
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Martie
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Does anyone else want to fly and be the angel on top of the tree? |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
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No time for flyin' Martie.... Can you help me set these presents under the tree?  |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
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I'm getting SO excited..are you??? What did you get me? Please give me a hint?? |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
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You don't really think I'd tell ya...do you? |
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scorpio Member Ascendant
since 2002-10-02
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Can't you just give her one small hint?? |
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Ringo
since 2003-02-20
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Do you think it might be something you asked for? "...and as we drift along, I never fail to be astounded by the things we'll do for promises..." |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
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I didn't ask for anything..perhaps it's a big surprise? |
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Martie
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Don't you know that sometimes you don't have to ask to receive? |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
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Okay, okay, I'll give you a hint Nancy Lee, Did you get this present from me last year? |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
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Huh? What are you talking about Chrissy? How could I have received it from you last year? |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
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Do you think I'm going to give you a hint now?  |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
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Silly girl....if you didn't get a gift from me last year....then.... Wouldn't it be something new? |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
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Chris, don't you remember I can't do brain puzzles? Here's your hint okay?  |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
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Did you really get me a makeover?!! Yay!! Here's your hint...  |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
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You got me the baby monkey I always wanted?? Or is that a years supply of bananas? (Personally I thought my hint I gave you looked like Nan!) |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
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Darn...you guessed correctly...now what am I supposed to surprise you with?!! |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
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You mean..now you aren't going to bring me the monkey? |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
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Hey gang..do you hear what I hear??? |
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Martie
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What do you hear, Enchantress? |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
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Could it be sleigh bells in the snow? |
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Martie
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Isn't that a song? |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
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Want to sing it? |
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scorpio Member Ascendant
since 2002-10-02
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Does anyone have a pitch pipe??? I sing in the key of Z. |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
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Ummmm....did anyone happen to see a little monkey wearing a pinstripe suit and playing a harmonica? |
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scorpio Member Ascendant
since 2002-10-02
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Is this the same monkey who did guest appearances on the old Today show?? |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
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Did my Christmas gift escape??? |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
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Why didn't you tell me that monkeys don't like to be wrapped?!! |
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scorpio Member Ascendant
since 2002-10-02
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You mean you didn't know that?? |
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inot2B Member Elite
since 2000-09-18
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Did someone buy a pooper scooper? |
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Martie
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since 1999-09-21
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How big a pooper scooper do you need? |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
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Does anyone have a bulldozer? |
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Ringo
since 2003-02-20
Posts 3684Saluting with misty eyes |
Will a Tonka Truck work? "...and as we drift along, I never fail to be astounded by the things we'll do for promises..." |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
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Maybe...thanks Ringo.... Do you have any disposable rubber gloves? |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
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Rubber gloves? Tonka truck? What happened to my monkey?? |
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inot2B Member Elite
since 2000-09-18
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Enchantress, look in the window, is that your monkey drinking eggnog? |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
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How can we catch him? |
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scorpio Member Ascendant
since 2002-10-02
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Can you make a sound like a banana?? |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
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scorpio Member Ascendant
since 2002-10-02
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What's so funny? Didn't you lose the monkey in the first place?? |
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Martie
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What else do monkeys like to eat? |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
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Well...let's see... isn't this monkey enjoying his and everyone else's eggnog? |
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inot2B Member Elite
since 2000-09-18
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Is the monkey flirting with Scorpio? |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
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Wouldn't you call that a "cheeky little monkey" ? |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
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Do I still get the monkey for Christmas Nightshade? |
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scorpio Member Ascendant
since 2002-10-02
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Do you think Nightshade can run fast enough to catch it? |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
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Do we need a net? |
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scorpio Member Ascendant
since 2002-10-02
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Do you have a net big enough for the monkey and Nightshade? |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
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Perhaps I should use the net on you Scorpio? |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
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Found him ! Does anyone have any cash to help me bail him out of jail? |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
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Scorpio is in jail??? |
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Ringo
since 2003-02-20
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Did he get arrested for giving the monkey spiked egg nog? "...and as we drift along, I never fail to be astounded by the things we'll do for promises..." |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
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No, no.... can someone tell me how long the authorities can detain a monkey? |
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scorpio Member Ascendant
since 2002-10-02
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Me in jail??? I've been to a kangeroo court..but never in a monkey jail! |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
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Is it medication time yet? |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
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How much bail money do they want for this monkey business? |
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inot2B Member Elite
since 2000-09-18
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Is it true, they sent the monkey to the zoo? |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
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My zoo keeper outfit worked! Now... does anyone have a very small wig and tiny tap shoes? |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
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I have a very small wig ...and tap shoes..Are ya packed yet?? |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
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Does the monkey need an outfit? Do you think one of Joey's could be cut to size?? |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
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Are you and the monkey getting excited??  |
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scorpio Member Ascendant
since 2002-10-02
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Can a monkey dance in tap shoes?? |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
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Can he dance? Haven't you seen his movie musical "Singin' In the Rainforest"? |
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scorpio Member Ascendant
since 2002-10-02
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Isn't it a shame "King Kong" isn't a musical? |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
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Hey off the bed! You call that dancing?  |
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scorpio Member Ascendant
since 2002-10-02
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Is he whistling a bouncy little tune?? |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
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Does he know that's a waterbed? |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
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Nightshade? Will you tell that dumb banana to get off my bed please!? |
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scorpio Member Ascendant
since 2002-10-02
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Before or after he makes a big splash?? |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
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Hmmm....didn't I just clip his toenails before I sent him to you?  |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
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Chris!! How often am I supposed to feed him?  |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
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Oh, oh.... Didn't he come with instructions? |
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inot2B Member Elite
since 2000-09-18
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Are those men in the white suits with a net coming for the monkey? |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
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No...I think they're...yes.. Aren't they the banana delivery men? |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
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Nancy Lee.... Don't you think you had better put the monkey to bed now?!!!  |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
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But, can't you see he has just started his routine?  |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
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How did he get so wound up??  |
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scorpio Member Ascendant
since 2002-10-02
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Who gave him the egg nog????? |
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Martie
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since 1999-09-21
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er.....it wasn't me...was it? |
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Mysteria
since 2001-03-07
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Was it the monkey's uncle? |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
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Don't worry.... Did you think I would forget his Monkey Meds? What time is supper Nancy Lee? I'll be home for Christmas....everyone have a Merry Merry!! |
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Ringo
since 2003-02-20
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Is she making it, or did she send out? "...and as we drift along, I never fail to be astounded by the things we'll do for promises..." |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
Posts 35113Canada eh. |
Hey Nightshade! Home is all ready..  are you almost here? Every please have a very Merry Christmas! |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
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Did everyone have a good Christmas morning?? Did you know my sister really did bring me a monkey?!  |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
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What should we name her? Pippy? Pippy Longstory?? |
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Martie
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since 1999-09-21
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Could you name her, Awwwwwww? |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
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So.....where's the Christmas pudding??? |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
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I ate it all? |
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scorpio Member Ascendant
since 2002-10-02
Posts 5178right...there |
Need a bromo or a stomach pump?? |
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Martie
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since 1999-09-21
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Is she ok? I know CPR! |
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Ringo
since 2003-02-20
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Is CPR going to help an upset stomach? "...and as we drift along, I never fail to be astounded by the things we'll do for promises..." |
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Martie
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since 1999-09-21
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...isn't she having trouble breathing? |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
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no, she's just excited... Does anyone want to go bowling? |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
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Yes!! Where's the closest bowling alley??  |
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Ringo
since 2003-02-20
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Isn't there one next to the bar? "...and as we drift along, I never fail to be astounded by the things we'll do for promises..." |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
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Ummm...yup...a bar there is! Five pin or ten pin bowling? |
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Martie
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Isn't there one in the bar? |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
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Yes Martie there is! Do you have your own bowling shoes? |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
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I'd rather play with the bigger balls, can't we bowl ten pin? |
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scorpio Member Ascendant
since 2002-10-02
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Does the size of the balls matter??? |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
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NO. What is your shoe size by the way? |
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scorpio Member Ascendant
since 2002-10-02
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Shoe size?? What does shoe size have to do with bowling?? |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
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Don't you understand the fine art of bowling in the proper shoes? |
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scorpio Member Ascendant
since 2002-10-02
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Bowling is an artform??? |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
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Why yes! When was the last time you went bowling Scorpio? |
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scorpio Member Ascendant
since 2002-10-02
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Let me see...was it more than a year ago?? |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
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Let's see...balls...shoes....do you have your own bowling pants or will you have to rent them as well? |
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scorpio Member Ascendant
since 2002-10-02
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Will that help me get into the proper "frame" of mind to play? |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
Posts 35113Canada eh. |
And bowling shirt? A special one? |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
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Gee, Scorpio, looks like you're all dressed up with no place to bowl? |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
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Can't you tell that we just want to roll you and pin you in some dark alley? |
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scorpio Member Ascendant
since 2002-10-02
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Can you "spare" me?? |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
Posts 35113Canada eh. |
Need a strike? |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
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Need your ..... ummm....I shouldn't go there right? |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
Posts 35113Canada eh. |
Nightshade! You know you nearly bowled me over? |
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scorpio Member Ascendant
since 2002-10-02
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Is Nightshade's mind in the gutter??? |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
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NO.... but didn't I lose it once? |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
Posts 35113Canada eh. |
Can we please go bowling now? |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
Posts 13962just out of reach |
Too late...it's closed. How about mud wrestling at the corner bar? |
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Martie
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since 1999-09-21
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Can I go with you? |
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scorpio Member Ascendant
since 2002-10-02
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Will the mud stain my jazzy bowling shirt? |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
Posts 35113Canada eh. |
Sure you can Martie! Scorpio, don't you have mud wrestling clothes?? |
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Ringo
since 2003-02-20
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Mud wrestling clothes? You mean I wasn't supoposed to take them off before last week's match? "...and as we drift along, I never fail to be astounded by the things we'll do for promises..." |
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scorpio Member Ascendant
since 2002-10-02
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New at this ringo?? |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
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Did someone borrow my mud wrestling spatula? |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
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oops, found it in my gym bag..okay.... Shall we wrestle one on one or tagteam? |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
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Has anyone seen my swim fins?? |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
Posts 35113Canada eh. |
Think tag team might be fun? Gals against the guys?? Ringo? Scorpio...and.um...? Nightshade, Martie and myself? |
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Ringo
since 2003-02-20
Posts 3684Saluting with misty eyes |
Am I allowed to like them odds??? "...and as we drift along, I never fail to be astounded by the things we'll do for promises..." |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
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yes Ringo....lol. seems they have run out of mud though... Does anyone mind tomato sauce wrestling? |
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Martie
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since 1999-09-21
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Could we add some spaghetti? |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
Posts 35113Canada eh. |
Could this be fun?? |
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Marge Tindal
since 1999-11-06
Posts 42384Florida's Foreverly Shores |
Did I miss the party ? Have all the guys gone home ? Did anyone bowl a strike ? Did anyone strike a bowl ? Oh, am I supposed to wish you all a Happy New Year ? Well, guess I will ... do you mind ? Am I just a myriad of questions or what ? Is it okay if I go to sleep now ? Why did I know you were going to say that ? 2006 *Huglets*  anyone ? |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
Posts 13962just out of reach |
I'll take those huglets Marge and give you some back! Sweet lady. This has been such fun. Thankyou all so much for keeping this silly thread going. Happy New Year to each and everyone of you ! Now... Who would like to start a new storyline for the first day of 2006? |
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Ringo
since 2003-02-20
Posts 3684Saluting with misty eyes |
Marge, with all those questions, is it possible you forgot your medication? "...and as we drift along, I never fail to be astounded by the things we'll do for promises..." |
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Marge Tindal
since 1999-11-06
Posts 42384Florida's Foreverly Shores |
Now just what kind of a silly question is that ? Do you think that the staff at the 'STUTE' would forget to medicate a patient ? The 'STUTE' ... now is that the place to be, or what ? Oops, did I forget to take my meds after all ? A 'story line' for 2006, huh ? Well, how's about this ? ... What 'questionable' resolutions did YOU make to usher in the New Year ? AND ... is the party REALLY OVER ? ~*No matter what I search for ... |
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Ringo
since 2003-02-20
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We were supposed to make resolutions? You mean we aren't supposed to just keep doing what we were doing? OK... would resolving not to pee against the wind be a good resolution? "...and as we drift along, I never fail to be astounded by the things we'll do for promises..." |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
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Not only a good resolution Ringo, but a good rule to follow! Ummm... Is promising to eat only the filling of a pie considered a resolution? |
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Martie
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Don't you think that not eating any pie would be better? Or, how about just the fresh sliced fruit? |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
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Does it taste as good as all that yummy filling Martie? Can I resolve not to make any resolutions? |
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scorpio Member Ascendant
since 2002-10-02
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Can I resolve to make sure you all keep your resolutions?? |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
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Is that a fair resolution Scorpio? Don't you have to make your own? What happens if I don't make any? How you going to keep track of my non resolutions? |
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scorpio Member Ascendant
since 2002-10-02
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Tinker..can I write down your resolutions and non-resolutions?? Do you think that might make it easier for me to keep track?? |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
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You got a few hours? BTW, can they be all non resolutions? |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
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Why can't I have my pie and eat it too? |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
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Where's Marge with huglets when I need them? |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
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There, there, Chris..you can have my pie too okay?  |
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scorpio Member Ascendant
since 2002-10-02
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Can I resolve to make more pies??? |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
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You didn't make that pie yourself did ya Nancy Lee? |
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Martie
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Shouldn't a new story start with, once upon a time? |
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Ringo
since 2003-02-20
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Something like, once upon a time we started a question story? "...and as we drift along, I never fail to be astounded by the things we'll do for promises..." |
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Dark Angel Member Patricius
since 1999-08-04
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How about...many moons ago? how i would love you, love you as no one ever did! Die and still, love you more. And still love you more..and more |
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scorpio Member Ascendant
since 2002-10-02
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Or start with...In a distant place...? |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
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was I once a princess held captive? |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
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Or..once upon a time I had a wooden dummy brother? |
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Martie
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What was his name? |
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Ringo
since 2003-02-20
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Were the captive princess and the wooden brother in love? "...and as we drift along, I never fail to be astounded by the things we'll do for promises..." |
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Martie
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Did his nose grow long or did the princess kiss him and turn him into a real boy? |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
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His name was Joey and to the Princess and her sister he was real, okay? |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
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His name was Joey. We weren't in love...he was my wooden brother. He protected me. Except.... Remember that time the Prince of Pipthawania kidnapped me?!! |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
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See, they never had a real brother and Joey came alive understand? |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
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You tried to help dear sister .. but... Didn't you trip on your long, long tresses? |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
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And the king of Pipthawania held you captive in his dungeon? |
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Nightshade
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Yes... it was terrifying...yet magical. Didn't I drink some kind of potion? |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
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Remember you tried climbing down from the balcony holding onto my tresses? |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
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Yes I think the magic potion was to grow my hair back in as you pulled it all out climbing down? |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
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Didn't his knaves catch you and bring you back to Pipthawania? |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
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Aren't you confusing this kidnapping with the time I had to climb down your tresses in order to go to the ball without the Queen and King finding out? |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
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Can someone else please help us out with the passionate pennings of Pipthawania ? |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
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I pulled out all of your hair ???!!! Really??? |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
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You remember that ball don't you Enchantress? The one where you had to take our wooden brother as your date? |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
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Didn't I have to dance on my knees because he was so short, and my hand inside his back? |
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Martie
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You sisters certainly have led a charmed life, haven't you? |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
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And remember that silly smile he had on his face all evening??? |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
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Martie!! Can you please help us out with the passionate pennings of Pipthawania ? |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
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Not so much charmed as ...ummm...unusual Martie. Yes I remember Enchantress... and didn't he wrestle with you at the end of the evening when you tried to stuff him back into his grip? (suitcase for all of you born after .... well, after us.) |
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Martie
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What can I do to help? |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
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Martie.... What in your minds eye happened when the Prince of Pipthawania kidnapped me and whisked me away to his castle? |
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Nightshade
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Good grief !!! Did I have my makeup on when he kidnapped me??? |
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Martie
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Chris...I think you rather enjoyed it..didn't you now? |
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Nightshade
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Well...hee hee... You don't hear me complaining do you? |
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Martie
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Did you say he came out of a grip? |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
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Or he was just getting over the grip? |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
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Oooh, he had a firm grip... Did I tell you about his big..castle? |
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Martie
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No...Could you tell me about his big castle? |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
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It was like.... Oh, you know the castle in Cinderella? Would you believe it was more beautiful than that? |
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Martie
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No!! Do you have a photo?? |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
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Why ... yes...  Isn't it beautiful ?? |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
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Oooh it makes me want to sing? Some day my prince will come? |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
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Do you have earplugs ready for your prince? |
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Larry C
since 2001-09-10
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Hey! How did you get a picture of my place? |
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Martie
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Larry? Are you a prince? |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
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Larry, are you the Prince of Pipthawania who kidnapped my sister the Princess????!!! |
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Midnitesun
since 2001-05-18
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And do you remember those stupid pointy shoes he wore? |
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Midnitesun
since 2001-05-18
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and did you realize this previous reply was to an earlier prince page? and did you know I sometimes read without commenting because I'm so busy laughing my arsey off? |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
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Larry was a prince in pointy shoes in an early page?? |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
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You mean, he really is, Prince Larry of Pipthawania in pointy pumps? |
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Martie
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Larry, where are you???? |
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Martie
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Kacy...you mean you can actually laugh your assey off...I'm gonna try that...maybe get rid of some tummy and hip too?? |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
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Ah, yes, Laughing Larry, loyal Prince of Pipthawania! It was a privilege and a pleasure to be plucked from all the other Princess's pleading for passion. Why are you all making fun of his pointy Princely pumps? |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
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Probably because passionate laughing Larry, loyal Prince of Pipthawania, wore pointy purple Princely pumps when he plucked the pleading Princess?? |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
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Of course he did !! How do you think he was able to scale the tower walls? The Prince's pointy, purple pumps, picked perfectly into protruding precipice, plucking pretty, pouting Princess!! Nightshade exits to get a towel and glass cleaner for her puter screen |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
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Larry C
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I never plucked a woman before. Chris could we do it again? |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
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Of course Prince Laughing Larry....anytime. Can we play hide n'seek in the dungeon again? |
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Martie
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Sounds like fun...can I be princess next time? |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
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Me too? We perhaps can be three pretty pouty princesses, and laughing Prince Larry can pluck us all in the primeval palace parapet privately? |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
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Is Prince Laughing Larry's precipice protruding?? |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
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Do you think... perhaps puppet plays please playful Prince? |
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Larry C
since 2001-09-10
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How I love to play. Has Prince Larry ever been happier? |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
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Nope. Has this Princess ever seemed more content? |
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Martie
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Is this story over? |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
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I think far from it? Do you have a new storyline Martie? |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
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yes, come on Martie...storytime.. and...Where are all of the other storytellers out there? Hmmmm? |
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Larry C
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Can I be in the new story too, Martie? Huh, can I? |
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Martie
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Yes, Larry...do you want to start the story? Go for it!!! |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
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Larry? Martie? Chris?? Ringo?? Scorpio?? Marge?? Sharon?? WHERE IS EVERYBODY??? |
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inot2B Member Elite
since 2000-09-18
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Do you think they are playing in a different room? |
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scorpio Member Ascendant
since 2002-10-02
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Was I missed? I'm here. Present and accounted for!!! |
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Martie
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Don't you see me? I'll start...once upon a time..isn't that the right way? |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
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Is that you Scorpio? Is that you Martie? Yes..Martie, I believe that's how you start isn't it? Don't they all have to be questions? |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
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Oooooh, I was so scared!! Didn't you know I was stuck between forums?!! |
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Martie
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ok...so who wants to write the next line?? I mean the one that comes after once upon a time?? You want me to? |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
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Yes, can you please Martie? |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
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Yes, can you please Martie? |
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scorpio Member Ascendant
since 2002-10-02
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Will you lead the way Martie?? |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
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Yes Martie please? And Chris!! Were you stuck on the elevator between Open and the Lounge?? |
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Martie
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Once upon a time in the deep and darkest jungles of time....wasn't that many years ago? There lived a being that was created from the strangest coupling of..... |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
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a monkey and a giraffe? Nancy Lee...yes I was! I was really scared! |
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Martie
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didn't they have the cutest babies? |
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scorpio Member Ascendant
since 2002-10-02
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Do you like babies with long arms and a long neck? |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
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Oh yes... Isn't it true that it makes breast feeding so much easier? |
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Martie
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Don't you just love babies with big doe eyes who say words like eek eek eek? |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
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Would that baby be a girkey? |
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Martie
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or would it be a monkaffe? |
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Larry C
since 2001-09-10
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Might it be a girmonk? |
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Martie
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since 1999-09-21
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Hi Larry!! I think all babies are cute, don't you? |
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Martie
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what shall we name this baby so we continue his story? |
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Martie
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or is it a her? ok...someone elses turn...goodnight! |
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scorpio Member Ascendant
since 2002-10-02
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Does anyone know a good vet?? |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
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Why.... do you need some interesting battle stories? |
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Martie
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you're not thinking of changing the looks of our darling baby, are you? |
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scorpio Member Ascendant
since 2002-10-02
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What would a battle story contribute to naming this creature?? lol |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
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Can we please just get on with the story? How about we don't give this baby a name? |
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scorpio Member Ascendant
since 2002-10-02
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It shouldn't mind...right? |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
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if we can't decide on one we can just call it..um...'it'? |
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CMGrimm Senior Member
since 2000-02-14
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How about calling "it" Jeff? |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
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I like the name Jeff. Ummm.....what was the question? |
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Martie
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But what if it's a girl? |
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scorpio Member Ascendant
since 2002-10-02
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Jeffette? |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
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IT WAS A BOY, IT'S NAME IS JEFF AND NOW HE IS FIVE YEARS OLD AND IT IS HIS FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL !! Why is little Jeff so hesitant about his first day of jungle school? |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
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Chris, did you just have a little meltdown? Time for our meds? Was he afraid the other creatures would make fun of him at school? |
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scorpio Member Ascendant
since 2002-10-02
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What is that?? The other creatures wondered a loud as Jeff meekly entered the classroom believe in what your heart feels... |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
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sorry about the meltdown....meds have now kicked in Why did I have to wear this silly tie to school? thought Jeff, head down, stairing at his four feet/hands. |
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Ringo
since 2003-02-20
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Is that the teacher? "...and as we drift along, I never fail to be astounded by the things we'll do for promises..." |
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Martie
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Does the teacher look like a larger Jeff? |
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Martie
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What is your name? The teacher asked Jeff in a kindly voice. |
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scorpio Member Ascendant
since 2002-10-02
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"Who me?" Jeff stammered. |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
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"Yes you..who are you? Can't you see I'm speaking to you?" |
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Martie
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Jeff looked up from his shoes and in a soft voice said, can't you see who I am? |
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Nightshade
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"I know what you are all thinking... You think I'm a freak of nature don't you?" Jeff cried.  |
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Martie
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A big tear fell from his doe eyes and travelled the length of his long neck then splashed onto the floor. "What are you all looking at?" he asked the class. All their eyes were fixed on the tear on the floor. |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
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"What is that?", the student with the soft voice asked..not taking her eyes off the wetness flowing from the new students eyes. You see, they had never seen tears before. |
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Nightshade
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"I...I think the humans call it tears." answered Jeff. "Hasn't your heart ever hurt so much that you cried....cried tears?" he asked the suddenly quiet class. |
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scorpio Member Ascendant
since 2002-10-02
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"Is that what that feeling is?" a small voice from the back of the class asked meekly. |
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Mysteria
since 2001-03-07
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Slowly she wiped her big, brown eyes and lifted her long, long neck saying, "I often wondered if there were more like me in this animal kingdom all my life." "Are there more of us Jeff?" |
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Nightshade
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"Yes, there must be more of us" answered Jeff. "Teacher...can you tell us for sure?!" Jeff questioned anxiously. |
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Nightshade
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"That is a question that you must find the answer for yourselves Jeff & Beenie" said the teacher. "Why don't you two put your backpacks on and take a journey ... a life discovery journey?!! |
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Mysteria
since 2001-03-07
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Look what I found! This was at the library, do you think that was our Grandfather, Jeff?  Ummm, it was a giraffe and a monkey right? LOL! Oh well, a little genealogy never hurt anyone anyway did it? |
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Martie
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He has our long neck, doesn't he, and also big brown eyes? I wonder if he knew about crying? |
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Martie
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Look what I found in this book," said Jeff.... "Tears are also found in animals; but crying in animals has not been proven so far, and it is generally accepted that only the human being may secrete tears out of psychological motives." Do you think we may have some human in us? |
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scorpio Member Ascendant
since 2002-10-02
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What's this thing called DNA? Do you think it might help explain things to us?" Beenie pondered. |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
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"Do you think we should question it at all?" replied Jeff. "Do you want to go on and see if we can find the "old wise one?" and see if he can help us? he pondered shifting his backpack so he could take out a banana. "Share?" grinned Beenie. |
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Martie
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"Yes, let's find him," agreed Beenie..."It is said that he knows everything." "Are you ready to go?" |
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Mysteria
since 2001-03-07
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Jeff touched the amulet hanging around his neck with such fondness, then said, "Yes, I think we have all we need to visit the old wise one now." He entwined his fingers in Beenie's hand and off they went to who knows where? In the back of his mind he had but one question ...was this amulet the key to the answers they so craved? |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
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Jeff and Beenie followed the winding path deep into the jungle. "What will we do if it gets dark.....or if we get LOST?" asked Beenie squeezing Jeff's furry hand. |
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Martie
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"That's an interesting amulet you're wearing....what is its meaning?", asked Beanie. |
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Mysteria
since 2001-03-07
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"I'm not sure really," said Jeff. "Actually it was given to me by my grandfather and inside it contains a key, the key to where we came from he said, but I am to use it wisely. Do you want to see it?" He thought a second then quickly said, "No! Maybe we should just continue down this "yellow brick road?" |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
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With wonderful thoughts of Jeff's amulets magic in her head, Beenie skipped a little. Jeff suddenly noticed how pretty she was. "Wanna sing while we walk Jeff?" she smiled. |
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Nightshade
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Jeff stopped walking and looked puzzled. "What does sing mean?" he asked with a slight blush. |
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"Singing is a sound your heart makes and flows out through your mouth when you are so happy you could burst," Beenie softly whispered and looked at Jeff, then skyward. "Would you like to hear me sing a little and then you can try it?" asked Beanie. |
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Nightshade
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"Sure" said Jeff and sat down on a mound of moss. Beenie straightened herself as tall as she could, took a deep breath and... ROAR !!!! it didn't come from Beenie that awful ROAR !!!! "Oh my goodness....what was that Jeff?!!" squealed Beenie rushing to his side. |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
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"I..I..I'm not sure, stammered Jeff. But, this singing thing that you do? Could you do it now please, LOUDER than you have ever done it before?" |
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Nightshade
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"You want me to sing now with whatever that awful thing is sounding closer each minute?!" trembled Beenie |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
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"Yes..please sing, really loud because I have a feeling it will either frighten the beast away or calm him down!" replied Jeff. |
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serenity blaze Member Empyrean
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"Am I the only one here aware that this thread is approaching the dreaded "Mark of the Beast" number?" typed serenity, with some alarm. |
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Mysteria
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I heard this once before the last time I saw my mother alive, and whatever you do, don't look at him or you will be eternally cursed. Beenie buried her face into Jeff's furry coat, and said, "I won't be afraid as long as I am here with you." She bagan to plead, "Jeff please try, let's both sing at the top of lungs shall we?" LOL, because I could Serenity |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
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OMG Serenity!!? Don't look at the beast okay? I'm backing away...can you help us??  Maybe if we all sing together?? Quickly can you think of a song? |
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Nightshade
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Beenie started softly... "Don't change a hair for me.... not if you care for me.... Then both of them, voices raised.. Will you stay little valentine...staaaaay?" |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
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"Stay? You want me to stay?" the creature growled. Jeff and Beenie holding hands really tight now managed a very frightened nod. "Will you teach me to sing too?" asked the creature, as he lumbered toward the cowering friends. Did the creature have a soft spot in his heart for music? |
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Martie
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Jeff and Beenie both had their eyes closed tight and didn't see what the creature looked like. "Where is it?" Beenie whispered into Jeff's soft ear. "I don't know", Jeff replied, but more importantly, "what is it"? They could hear the creatures heavy breathing very near. |
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Martie
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Then, the sweetest sound came from it into the air. Like a lullaby. What were the words? They tried to quiet their own beating hearts so they could hear. |
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Martie
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"I hear the words...listen", said Jeff "Toora, loora, loora Toora, loora, li Toora, loora, loora Hush, now, don't you cry Ah, Toora, loora, loora Toora, loora, li Toora, loora, loora It's an Irish lullaby" "Isn't it beautiful?" |
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Nightshade
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Nana used to sing that!! sorry...composing myself here. Beenie & Jeff snuck a peek at the "monster." It was a very big, very greying ...... grizzly bear...without any teeth. "Why did you have to scare us with your roaring like that?" asked Jeff loosening his grip on Beenies hand. |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
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"Well, if you had seen me before you heard me roar, would you have been afraid?" asked the old and lonely, greying, toothless creature. |
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tearsoflove13762 Member
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Do you want and honest answer? |
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Martie
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"Yes! Honesty is something that I need now that I am older. All the others in the jungle ignore me...they no longer want to sit and talk, and won't let me join in their games. I am lonely. No one else knows how to sing. Why am I shuned?" |
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Nightshade
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"Well, started Jeff, I haven't been around very long, but, you "old ones" kinda scare me." "Why is it that you all seem so angry all the time?" Jeff's bright eyes stared into the bears cloudy ones. |
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scorpio Member Ascendant
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"Is that what you see in the eyes of the older people?" the bear softly asked."Anger?" |
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Martie
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"oh no" said Beanie. " I see wisdom in yours, dear Bear, and also sadness. May I ask what your name is?" |
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Nightshade
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The bear rose up onto his hind legs and bellowed... "Does the name Lewis sound silly or scarey to you?!!" |
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Martie
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"No, not at all! But, why are you yelling at us...we just want to be friends, ok?" |
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Nightshade
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"Oh, sorry" said Lewis lowering himself back down to all fours. "Will you please help me break the habit of being too...overbearing?" |
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Martie
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"Yes, but would you please help us learn how to be braver?" asked Jeff. |
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Nightshade
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Lewis allowed his ancient eyes to well up and whispered..... "Ah, wee ones...don't you know that you already are brave?" |
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Nightshade
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"We are?" Beenie and Jeff said in unison. |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
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"Well of course you are! Humans and creatures like yourself have been afraid of me forever, but you were brave to confront your fears, and stand up to me, don't you see?" |
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Martie
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"If you sing instead of roaring, you will change the way that people feel about you. Don't you know that 'music hath charms to sooth the savage beast?'" |
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Martie
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"Lewis, have you ever seen any others that look like we do?" |
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Nightshade
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"Many, many moons ago, I knew a lovely couple who were identical to you both." Lewis stared off into the distance with a sad smile. "Have the other species in the jungle been making you feel....odd ?" he asked |
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Martie
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"Yes," they both said at the same time, then giggled. "Is this couple still around?" |
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scorpio Member Ascendant
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"Where did I see them last?" Lewis pondered. "It was at the waterfall!!" |
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Nightshade
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"Oh my goodness!!!" "Can we go there...can we go there?!!" sqealed Beenie. |
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scorpio Member Ascendant
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"Can you show us the way Lewis?" Jeff asked excitedly. |
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Martie
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"It's a long ways away," said Lewis. "Can you guys be away for three days without telling anyone where you're going?" |
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scorpio Member Ascendant
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"It's a three day trek to the waterfall???" exclaimed Jeff and Beenie in unison. "Is there no shortcut??" |
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Martie
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"There is a shortcut," said Lewis thoughtfully, "but it is very dangerous!" |
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scorpio Member Ascendant
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"What's a little danger when we have you to protect us Lewis." Jeff said picking up his school books. "Shall we go now?" |
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Martie
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"Wait, wait!! I cannot take you all the way, I'm sorry," said Lewis. "My wife is very sick and I need to stay with her." |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
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I think we can make it on our own, can't we? |
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scorpio Member Ascendant
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Lewis had his doubts but he knew he couldn't go with the kids. "Can you read a compass?" he asked. |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
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"What's a compass" asked Jess? |
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scorpio Member Ascendant
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"You don't know what a compass is?" Lewis asked. "How do you find your way anywhere?" |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
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"We follow the stars," whispered Jeff.. smiling down at Beenie. Off they went on their journey .. and lived happily ever after. The End. |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
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Hey everyone!! Anyone want to come into the Lounge and join us for a pre-super bowl party? |
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scorpio Member Ascendant
since 2002-10-02
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"Whose going to the Super Bowl? I need a ride and a ticket." Enchantress asked as she entered the lounge. |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
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Who's bringing the refreshments? Any idea Scorpio? Should we all chip in? |
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scorpio Member Ascendant
since 2002-10-02
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Chipping in for the beer..pizza..wings...and pretzels?? Or the plasma television?? |
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scorpio Member Ascendant
since 2002-10-02
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Where is everyone? The game is a few days away. |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
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Do you think they're all in town watching the snow shoe demonstration and looking at the ice sculptures? |
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scorpio Member Ascendant
since 2002-10-02
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Are the Bud Light girls in town yet??? |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
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Bud Light girls? |
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scorpio Member Ascendant
since 2002-10-02
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Don't they ride the clydesdales??? |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
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Anyone want to go watch the entertainment and have a look at the ice sculptures? No, Scoprio I don't think they do. |
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scorpio Member Ascendant
since 2002-10-02
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Ice scupltures?? Where are they?? Is Detroit consider arctic?? |
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Martie
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That's a good question....where are we? The Lounge is in Detroit? I'd love to see the ice sculptures..just lead the way. |
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latearrival Member Ascendant
since 2003-03-21
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What happened, did every one leave the bus? |
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scorpio Member Ascendant
since 2002-10-02
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Can we renew the game??? |
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scorpio Member Ascendant
since 2002-10-02
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Has anyone seen Nightshade??? Is she hiding in the back of the bus??? |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
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That's the last time I volunteer to be a team mascot!! Are we all ready for our next adventure? |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
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YAY!!!! She's back!!! I'm ready....are you??? |
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scorpio Member Ascendant
since 2002-10-02
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Can you set the course for us Nightshade?? ( I knew she wouldn't stay in the mascot costume much longer..) |
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Mysteria
since 2001-03-07
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Isn't anyone watching the Daytona 500? I have my Jeff Gordon hat on rooting for Dupont, what hat are you wearing?  |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
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 I'm wearing my official Team Canada Olympic toque and watching the bobsled races. The Daytona 500 is on today??? |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
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Setting a course for the Daytona 500 scorpio !!! All aboard that's going aboard !! So what if we are a little late? Who can have a party without us? |
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scorpio Member Ascendant
since 2002-10-02
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Do you think we can drink some of the victory champagne?? |
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Mysteria
since 2001-03-07
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Darn it! The National Guard won - but good for them I guess? I don't need a victory to drink champagne do you? |
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