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425 posted 12-22-2005 11:09 PM       View Profile for Ringo   Email Ringo   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Ringo

Did he get arrested for giving the monkey spiked egg nog?

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426 posted 12-22-2005 11:13 PM       View Profile for Nightshade   Email Nightshade   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Nightshade's Home Page   View IP for Nightshade

No, no.... can someone tell me how long the authorities can detain a monkey?
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427 posted 12-23-2005 08:53 AM       View Profile for scorpio   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for scorpio

Me in jail???  I've been to a kangeroo court..but never in a monkey jail!
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428 posted 12-23-2005 09:52 AM       View Profile for Nightshade   Email Nightshade   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Nightshade's Home Page   View IP for Nightshade

Is it medication time yet?
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429 posted 12-23-2005 10:38 AM       View Profile for Enchantress   Email Enchantress   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Enchantress

How much bail money do they want for this monkey business?
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430 posted 12-23-2005 11:15 AM       View Profile for inot2B   Email inot2B   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for inot2B

Is it true, they sent the monkey to the zoo?
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431 posted 12-23-2005 12:32 PM       View Profile for Nightshade   Email Nightshade   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Nightshade's Home Page   View IP for Nightshade

My zoo keeper outfit worked!
Now... does anyone have a very small wig and tiny tap shoes?
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432 posted 12-23-2005 02:56 PM       View Profile for Enchantress   Email Enchantress   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Enchantress

I have a very small wig
...and tap shoes..Are ya packed yet??
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433 posted 12-23-2005 02:57 PM       View Profile for Enchantress   Email Enchantress   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Enchantress

Does the monkey need an outfit?
Do you think one of Joey's could be cut to size??
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434 posted 12-23-2005 02:59 PM       View Profile for Enchantress   Email Enchantress   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Enchantress

Are you and the monkey getting excited??

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435 posted 12-23-2005 03:11 PM       View Profile for scorpio   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for scorpio

Can a monkey dance in tap shoes??  
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436 posted 12-23-2005 04:13 PM       View Profile for Nightshade   Email Nightshade   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Nightshade's Home Page   View IP for Nightshade

Can he dance?
Haven't you seen his movie musical "Singin' In the Rainforest"?
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437 posted 12-23-2005 04:28 PM       View Profile for scorpio   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for scorpio

Isn't it a shame "King Kong" isn't a musical?
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438 posted 12-23-2005 04:40 PM       View Profile for Enchantress   Email Enchantress   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Enchantress

Hey off the bed!
You call that dancing?
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439 posted 12-23-2005 04:45 PM       View Profile for scorpio   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for scorpio

Is he whistling a bouncy little tune??
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440 posted 12-23-2005 04:56 PM       View Profile for Enchantress   Email Enchantress   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Enchantress

Does he know that's a waterbed?
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441 posted 12-23-2005 05:00 PM       View Profile for Enchantress   Email Enchantress   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Enchantress

Nightshade?  
Will you tell that dumb banana to get off my bed please!?
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442 posted 12-23-2005 05:18 PM       View Profile for scorpio   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for scorpio

Before or after he makes a big splash??
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443 posted 12-23-2005 05:57 PM       View Profile for Nightshade   Email Nightshade   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Nightshade's Home Page   View IP for Nightshade

Hmmm....didn't I just clip his toenails before I sent him to you?
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444 posted 12-23-2005 08:01 PM       View Profile for Enchantress   Email Enchantress   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Enchantress

Chris!!  How often am I supposed to feed him?

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445 posted 12-23-2005 09:14 PM       View Profile for Nightshade   Email Nightshade   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Nightshade's Home Page   View IP for Nightshade

Oh, oh....  Didn't he come with instructions?
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446 posted 12-23-2005 09:36 PM       View Profile for inot2B   Email inot2B   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for inot2B

Are those men in the white suits with a net coming for the monkey?
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447 posted 12-23-2005 09:39 PM       View Profile for Nightshade   Email Nightshade   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Nightshade's Home Page   View IP for Nightshade

No...I think they're...yes..
Aren't they the banana delivery men?
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448 posted 12-23-2005 09:41 PM       View Profile for Nightshade   Email Nightshade   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Nightshade's Home Page   View IP for Nightshade

Nancy Lee.... Don't you think you had better put the monkey to bed now?!!!

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449 posted 12-23-2005 09:46 PM       View Profile for Enchantress   Email Enchantress   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Enchantress

But, can't you see he has just started his routine?
 
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