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serenity blaze Member Empyrean
since 2000-02-02
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I was just re-reading the "no one can be cool in this thread", thread, and I realized suzie/littlewing had a great idea when she suggested someone start a stupid movies confessional thread. So...in the same spirit? I'll start with my own confession. Valley of the Dolls Patty Duke screaming, "I need a doll!"  (original version of course *sniff*) So...now, do tell-- What's the dumbest movie you'll always love? |
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Juju Member Elite
since 2003-12-29
Posts 3429In your dreams |
Mars attack and inuyasha the Movie./.. all three -Juju Juju - 1.) a magic charm or fetish 2.)Magic 3.)A taboo connected woth the use of magic |
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Greeneyes  
since 2000-09-09
Posts 9903In Your Poetic Mind |
Dumb and DumbEr I keep a fragrance bottle my |
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serenity blaze Member Empyrean
since 2000-02-02
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Janet Marie Member Laureate
since 2000-01-22
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hmmmm.... me thinks its a tie.... "Dirty Dancing" ... "Nobody puts baby in the corner" and "Purple Rain" .... "Yea Morris...a girls group...something sexy but not too dirty...you know I got enough problems" CORNY and CLICHE but Lawdy I loved em... saw Purple Rain like 5 times at the theater and too many times to count on video...lmao it twas the 80's what can I say.   |
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Janet Marie Member Laureate
since 2000-01-22
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KA? look at the posting times... WE DID IT AGAIN!!!! LMAO....... and they used to think we were the same person... yayayayayayaya  |
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Janet Marie Member Laureate
since 2000-01-22
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serenity blaze Member Empyrean
since 2000-02-02
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you beat me to THAT too.  You realize, the day we meet? we'll laugh so hard we'll both need serenity pads... gleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee |
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Janet Marie Member Laureate
since 2000-01-22
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raspberry gleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee  |
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Member Rara Avis
since 1999-05-19
Posts 8669Michigan, US |
"I'll have what she's having." |
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serenity blaze Member Empyrean
since 2000-02-02
Posts 27738 |
I wince, but yanno? that's actually a hard scene to "do"... |
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Greeneyes
since 2000-09-09
Posts 9903In Your Poetic Mind |
Ace Ventura Pet Detective although Jim C cracks me up....I keep a fragrance bottle my |
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Kaoru
since 2003-06-07
Posts 3892where the wild flowers grow |
I never watch potentially bad movies. I don't know how to put this... but I'm kind of a big deal. |
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serenity blaze Member Empyrean
since 2000-02-02
Posts 27738 |
nodding Cable Guy when he does the karoake scene? "Don't you want somebody to love?" *shaking my head* Never ever eat popcorn, jam to music, and laugh at the same time. You'll need an MRI. |
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Greeneyes
since 2000-09-09
Posts 9903In Your Poetic Mind |
Austin Powers all of them.....ack... I keep a fragrance bottle my |
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serenity blaze Member Empyrean
since 2000-02-02
Posts 27738 |
git out...gotta loved Austin. keen humor, I thought. and just so socially iconaclismactic (I heard we can make up new words here) "The Alan Parsons Project." |
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Greeneyes
since 2000-09-09
Posts 9903In Your Poetic Mind |
ohhhh I laughed, and would watch them all again.... just to laugh...  In your light I learn how to love |
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Ringo
since 2003-02-20
Posts 3684Saluting with misty eyes |
Attack Of The Killer Tomatoes... Man it doesn't get any stupider than that... lol I'm drowning, choking |
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serenity blaze Member Empyrean
since 2000-02-02
Posts 27738 |
Ringo??? Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, STUPID? actually it was biblical metaphor, with generous ideology of agriculture (goddess sacrifice) proposed dynamically against animal sacrifice, a total Cain and Abel repertoire in Hero's Journey...and um, you do know I'm b.s.'ing ya, right? *rolling on floor hugs* |
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littlewing Member Rara Avis
since 2003-03-02
Posts 9655New York |
Oh geez, there are a ton of lame flicks I love: 1. Valley Girl (Nick Cage's first) 2. Purple Rain (c'mon the cycle is way cool) 3. Jesus Christ Superstar (I have to watch this one alone as I have yet to find someone to watch it WITH me) 4. Billy Jack (he is just a bad***) 5. Hair (another one I have to watch alone -see I sing to these movies, too - maybe thats why . . .) 6. Weird Science and all those brat pack flicks . . . 7. This strange movie from when I was little where these gurgling, cackling plantstalk like things invade a whole town eventually becoming a Day of the Dead thing goin' on . . . please let me know if anyone recognizes this movie. 8. The Blob flicks 9. Airplane 10. That movie with Angie Dickinson and the vampire . . . 11. A series that was on when I was like 10 or so that had three stories simultaneously going on - came on every week and one story was a vampire, was awesome actually. 12. Luke and Laura (General Hospital) (I remember being upset because they kept showing the attempted shot on Reagan when Luke and Laura were stuck on Miko's yacht!) 13. Kentucky Fried Movie 14. Pandemonium 15. Evil Dead flicks (OMG these are actually funny) I will be back to this . . . see what you have started, Lady? |
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serenity blaze Member Empyrean
since 2000-02-02
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yeah. I found someone to watch Jesus Christ Superstore (<- with.. . . AND? Kentucky Fried Movie.  Now how often does that happen? *chuckle* |
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littlewing Member Rara Avis
since 2003-03-02
Posts 9655New York |
never . . . where is this person and did they laugh at you? *grin* I had a bunch of remarks about that movie that would be considered probably blasphemous, but ya know? Jesus can really belt out a tune . . . |
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littlewing Member Rara Avis
since 2003-03-02
Posts 9655New York |
The Breakfast Club . . . |
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Janet Marie Member Laureate
since 2000-01-22
Posts 18554 |
"Does Barry Manillo know you raided his wardrobe?" "I expected more from a varsity lettermen." "If he gets up...we will all get up... it will be anarchy" "Being bad feels pretty good. EAT MY SHORTS" |
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Janet Marie Member Laureate
since 2000-01-22
Posts 18554 |
PB&J with all the crusts cut off ... did you mother marry Mr. Rogers?" |
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JesusChristPose Senior Member
since 2005-06-21
Posts 777Pittsburgh, Pa |
Many movies have been listed that are not considered to be bad movies by either the public or the movie critics... Jesus Christ Superstar ~ I love that movie. I love the original album. I love the theater version. It is pure musical and lyrical greatness. ... now for a truly bad movie that I really like, and like Kaoru, I almost always don't waste my time even to watch potentially bad movies... but there is at least one... Valley of the Dolls ~ The orignal Patty Duke version The acting is terrible, the dialogue even worse, but for some reason, I enjoy watching it. "I have gone away. The bed is cold and empty. Trees bend their boughs toward the earth. And nighttime birds float as black faces." |
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Justbleu Member Elite
since 1999-08-31
Posts 3329Oregon, Originally From Alaska :) |
This is one of my favorite comedies as a kid "Summer Rental" (1985) staring John Candy....here's some of the quotes. Scully: Hey mate! Good to see you. What can I get ya? Jack Chester: How about... drunk. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Jack Chester: Wait a minute -- [reads notice posted in his backyard] Jack Chester: "Public Beach." Oh, well then... [to crowds streaming past] Jack Chester: Hi, I'm Joe Public, welcome to my beach! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Discussing the ocean] Scully: She'll make ya rich, or she'll feed ya to the fishes. If she wants you to dance, sonny boy, you've got to follow her lead. Jack Chester: Didn't I read that on your bathroom wall? Scully: Yes. And it's as true today as when I hung it there. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Jack Chester: Can you tread water with that hook? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Vicki: Can I have your honest opinion about something? [lifts bikini top] Vicki: What do you think of these? Well, how do they look? Jack Chester: Uh, similar? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Jack Chester: I love you Scully. That's not the booze talkin' either. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Jack Chester: Don't serve those. Al: What are you doing? Jack Chester: These are my lobsters. Al: Your lobsters? Jack Chester: That's right you've got my table but you're not getting my lobsters. Al: Oh and this is your table? Jack Chester: [Slams his hands on the table] My table! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Jack: Get the hell out of here now! Fat Man: You get out of here fella. I'm trying to watch the Smurfs. Jack: You're trying to watch the Smurfs? Fat Man: Yeah. Jack: Did you see the one where Papa Smurf took a crutch and smashed the **** out of a guy with a red hat? Did you see that one? You want to see that one? (Fat Man runs away.) So great.... |
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Justbleu Member Elite
since 1999-08-31
Posts 3329Oregon, Originally From Alaska :) |
Oh God....how about "Night Shift" (1982) with Henry Winkler and Michael Keaton. Another favorite of mine when I was younger.... Bill: I'm an idea man Chuck, I get ideas, sometimes I get so many ideas that I can't even fight them off! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Bill: So there I was at the Blackjack table with all my wash 'n' dries... did I tell you I had they idea for them first? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Bill: Hold the phone, hold the phone! Edible paper! You eat it, it's gone... you eat it, it's outta there! No more garbage! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Bill: Wait a minute! Why don't they just mix the mayonnaise with the tuna in the can... HOLD THE PHONE! Why don't they just FEED the tuna fish mayonnaise! [speaks into tape recorder] Bill: Call Starkist! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Chuck: This is Chuck to remind Bill to SHUT UP! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Bill: We're all adults here - we can talk about this openly... [writing on chalkboard] Bill: PROSTITUTION! But what does that mean really? Let's break up the word. First there's Pros... well, that doesn't mean anything really... then there's Tit... we all know what that means... and then there's shun to shun is to say No! To push it away! To shun something is, well... it really doesn't belong in this word at all, really. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Leonard: Oh, that Barney Rubble. What an actor. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Bill Blazejowski: I wash my hands and my feet of you! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Belinda Keaton: Bill, Bill, are you all right? Did you break anything, Bill? Bill Blazejowski: I caught an updraft. Chuck Lumley: Are you ok? Bill: Yeah, I'm all right, don't worry, I'm all right, fortunately the ground broke my fall. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Chuck Lumley: As we sit here and idly chat, there are woman, female human beings, rolling around in strange beds with strange men, and we are making money from that. Bill Blazejowski: Is this a great country, or what? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Bill Blazejowski: What's our job? We like drive around and pickup stiffs, or what? Is that what we are suppose to do? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Bill Blazejowski: [picking up photo from desk] Hey Chuck? Who is this? Your wife? Chuck Lumley: Fiancée. Bill Blazejowski: Nice frame! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Bill: LOVE BROKERS! I should watch some of these old movies |
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Ringo
since 2003-02-20
Posts 3684Saluting with misty eyes |
karen- A religious metaphore??? I think you need to put down the computer and back way S...L...O...W...L...Y lol Sue- I'll make you a deal... bring them movies on down, and I'll bring the popcorn... And don't worry about the singing... I have earplugs that I use on stage that would more than drown you out. lol Oh, man... I'm gonna fry for that one. I'm drowning, choking |
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littlewing Member Rara Avis
since 2003-03-02
Posts 9655New York |
bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzt! smoke and ashes . . . _____________________________________ JM? OMG, I am DYING over here . . . A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder . . . JC? I adore the movie too. Night Shift, man - that is a good movie. Forgot about that one. _________________________________ Mr. Mom |
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Janet Marie Member Laureate
since 2000-01-22
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"Ok wise guy...what if your house was on fire...NO wait... -- what if your dope was on fire?" " that impossible sir... my dope is in Johnson's underware" ahh the things a mind retains when it cant recall its own phone number... yayayaya (can ya tell I loved the Breakfast Club.) and lets not forget Pretty in Pink. "Blaine???? Thats not a name..thats an appliance. |
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Mistletoe Angel
since 2000-12-17
Posts 32816Portland, Oregon |
 "The Breakfast Club" is a classic cult film, just as "Napoleon Dynamite" is becoming. I'd have to say: "A.I: Artificial Intelligence" (I know Kubrick and Spielberg have different tones in their directing, but this was just a mess.) "The Terminal": (The real life story of the man who moved from a war-torn part of the world and living in a terminal for a long time is very moving, but this movie just totally embellishes it. "Battlefield Earth" "Gigli" "Anchorman" (This was meant to be goofy, but I really didn't find it funny. The whole fight scene featuring Ben Stiller, who is a very funny guy often, was bad, and though I felt this film had a right idea going, the substance just wasn't there.) Sincerely, Noah Eaton "If we have no peace, it is because we have forgotten that we belong to each other" |
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Mistletoe Angel
since 2000-12-17
Posts 32816Portland, Oregon |
By the way, I loovveeee the Austin Powers films! Mike Myers really is a sort of genius in terms of creating characters that have lasting impressions on people. Mike Myers is a guy who really knows his roots and is not ashamed to make fun of them! (He also played the dad of the main character in "So I Married An Axe Murderer", which, like he has done in Austin Powers and the Shrek movies, put some Scottish spunk in his persona!) Love, Noah Eaton "If we have no peace, it is because we have forgotten that we belong to each other" |
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Alicat Member Elite
since 1999-05-23
Posts 4094Coastal Texas |
Wow...someone actually admits to paying to watch Gigli!  |
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Juju Member Elite
since 2003-12-29
Posts 3429In your dreams |
Exactly how bad was that movie? -Juju Juju - 1.) a magic charm or fetish 2.)Magic 3.)A taboo connected woth the use of magic |
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PhaerieChild Senior Member
since 1999-08-30
Posts 1787Aloha, Oregon |
I have a few that I've seen time and time and time again. And I NEVER watch anything featuring J-lo or Bennifer. 1)The Rocky Horror Picture Show 2)Heavy Metal 3)Of Course The Wizard Of OZ (but it doesn't classify as stooopid) |
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Mistletoe Angel
since 2000-12-17
Posts 32816Portland, Oregon |
LOL! At least I didn't see it in theatres! In fact, I didn't even pay the 99 cents to rental it! (My brother's friend Colin rentaled it and we watched it together just to have some good quality time, and I was already aware many loathed it, LOL!) Love, Noah Eaton "If we have no peace, it is because we have forgotten that we belong to each other" |
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LoveBug
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since 2000-01-08
Posts 4697 |
NAPOLEON DYNAMITE.. definently not stooopid, but sorta that stupid/funny genre. Some great quotes! "I see you're drinking one percent, is that because you think you're fat? Cuz you're not, you could be drinking whole if you wanted!" "Napoleon, don't be jealous because I've been chatting online with babes ALL DAY!" "But my lips hurt real bad!" "Who's Trisha?" "My woman I'm taking to the dance" "Did you draw her a picture?" "Heck yes I did!" "GOSH! Freakin Idiot!" "Thats pretty much the worst video ever made!" "How much you wanna bet I can throw a football over them mountains?" "Tina, you fat lard, come get some dinner!"  I LOVE THIS MOVIE! Love's a lovely lad |
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Ringo
since 2003-02-20
Posts 3684Saluting with misty eyes |
Heavy Metal is actually one of the coolest flicks to ever hit the screen. It's not This Is Spinal Tap... however it definately rates. I'm drowning, choking |
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littlewing Member Rara Avis
since 2003-03-02
Posts 9655New York |
Heavy Metal is awesome. That doesn't count. *grin* "I wannnnna beeeeeeeeeee an airrrbornnnne rangerrrrrrrrrrrr . . . I wannna livvvvvvvve a lifffffffffe of danggggggerrrrrrrrrr . . ." (yes, I love it too, Janet - did I get that quote right?) [This message has been edited by littlewing (07-11-2005 10:10 AM).] |
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Justbleu Member Elite
since 1999-08-31
Posts 3329Oregon, Originally From Alaska :) |
Who doesn't love "The Breakfast Club... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The Breakfast Club: Dear Mr. Vernon, we accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole saturday in detention for whatever it is we did wrong, but we think you're crazy for making us write an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us, in the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But what we found out, is that each one of us is a brain, and an athlete, and a basketcase, a princess, and a criminal. Does that answer your question? Sincerely yours, The Breakfast Club. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Vernon: Gimme that. Bender: I don't have it. Vernon: You want me to yank you out of that seat and shake it out of you? Bender: I don't have it. Screws fall out all the time, the worlds' an imperfect place. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Bender: I have such a deep admiration for guys who role around on the floor with other guys. Andrew: You'd never miss it. You don't have any goals. Bender: Oh, but I do. I want to be just like you. I figure all I need is a lobotomy and some tights. Brian: You wear tights? Andrew: No, I do not wear tights. I wear the required uniform. Brian: Tights. Andrew: Shut up! |
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Justbleu Member Elite
since 1999-08-31
Posts 3329Oregon, Originally From Alaska :) |
"Airplane" a classic....but stupid!!! Oh my God...Mr Bean is too much for me...I just look at the screen with a blank look on my face wondering why my Mom and Brother think he's funny. Jim Carrey has alwayz annoyed me but, my brother loves him. I have to admit though in some cases he is slowly growing on me. Do you guys remember Ernest....Like "Ernest Goes to Summer Camp", and "Ernest Goes To Jail". I thought he was soo funny when I was little. How about "Meatballs" (1979) with Bill Murray.???? I must have watched that a million times as a kid. Ok....I better go before I get too deep into this before bedtime.... |
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Alicat Member Elite
since 1999-05-23
Posts 4094Coastal Texas |
Any movie starring Bill's younger brother John Murray is pretty darn awful. Think I watched a few many years ago on tape...yes, on tape. As in VCR. The box where you put boxy thingies inside...kinda like a high-tech 8 Track.  |
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littlewing Member Rara Avis
since 2003-03-02
Posts 9655New York |
Ali - LOL - we used to have a BETA . . . *groans* Meatballs is awesome, too. |
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Christopher
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Member Rara Avis
since 1999-08-02
Posts 8296Purgatorial Incarceration |
already been said, but the first thing i thought when i saw the title was - the Evil dead Trilogy. gimme some sugar baby |
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Cloud 9 Senior Member
since 2004-11-05
Posts 980Ca |
Airplane- I agree SpaceBalls I have to agree with what littlewing listed on the first page. Breakfast Club was sooo funny. Sweet sixteen is classic. Long duc dong! my favorite Never seen Valley of the Dolls. |
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serenity blaze Member Empyrean
since 2000-02-02
Posts 27738 |
Raising Arizona just watched it again last night too. |
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Kaoru
since 2003-06-07
Posts 3892where the wild flowers grow |
Everyone missed my Anchorman hint.... sigh... |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
Posts 13962just out of reach |
Spaceballs  |
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sweetcollege_girl Senior Member
since 1999-12-03
Posts 872just about where I want to be |
"Dude...Where's My Car?" need i say more.....? |
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littlewing Member Rara Avis
since 2003-03-02
Posts 9655New York |
Christopher! Those movies are comedy . . . OMG LMFAOOO watching those . . . |
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Kaoru
since 2003-06-07
Posts 3892where the wild flowers grow |
DUDE, WHAT DOES MINE SAY!? |
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serenity blaze Member Empyrean
since 2000-02-02
Posts 27738 |
*laughing* |
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littlewing Member Rara Avis
since 2003-03-02
Posts 9655New York |
Last time I looked in the dictionary, my name's Ron Burgundy. What's your name? there ya go, Meg . . . LOL |
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Mistletoe Angel
since 2000-12-17
Posts 32816Portland, Oregon |
I wouldn't consider "Raising Arizona" stupid so much as it is just random. It's a funny film with a pretty straight-forward plot as narrated in the beginning, with just the random capers driving the film, like the sinister biker, and the scenes where the two other escaped convicts forget Nathan Jnior twice as they try and rob a bank. "723 Mississippi, 722 Mississippi, seven hundred and....ehhhh, bullsh.....(spots two returning to get Nathan Jr. who they left behind) 720 Mississippi..." LOL! Love, Noah Eaton "If we have no peace, it is because we have forgotten that we belong to each other" |
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Kaoru
since 2003-06-07
Posts 3892where the wild flowers grow |
I don't know how to put this... but, I'm kinda a big deal... people know me... I'm very important... I have many leather-bound books... and my apartment smells of rich mahogany. Anchorman is the best worst movie EVER. |
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Justbleu Member Elite
since 1999-08-31
Posts 3329Oregon, Originally From Alaska :) |
I just thought of this one....One of my favorite stupid movies of all time is..... "The Gods Must Be Crazy". My 8th grade social studies teacher actually showed it in class back in '87. |
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