I tried to find an old thread I started once about song lyrics--I couldn't find it, so I guess I'll tell my story AGAIN. (sorry, heh)
But I had misunderstood the lyrics to "On the Cover of the Rolling Stone" for years.
The part where they sing,
"I got a creepy old lady named Cocaine Katie who embroiders on my jeans"
"I gotta kinky old lady named Cold Creme Katie..."
The visuals, I tell ya, they make for some horrid nightmares!