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Ron
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0 posted 10-23-2004 05:04 PM       View Profile for Ron   Email Ron   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Ron's Home Page   View IP for Ron

Ever wish for a pet that not only did tricks, but also had a sense of humor? Thanks to Burger King, you can now "have it your way."

http://www.subservientchicken.com/

This appears to only work in Internet Explorer, and I'm guessing it will be pretty slow for dial-up users. But it's fun. Tell the chicken to "wiggle tail" or "throw pillows" and I think you'll get the idea pretty quickly.
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1 posted 10-23-2004 05:19 PM       View Profile for Sunshine   Email Sunshine   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Sunshine's Home Page   View IP for Sunshine



Do we even dare ask how you came across this one???
Nan
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...And - If you're NOT feeling quite bossy enough to push this poor chicken around, click on the "Chicken Mask" link on that page...
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Merely for the purposes of scientific research I attempted and found that there is a command for literally..um, choking the chicken
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He pees like a dog, not like a chicken. LOL...too funny....thanks Ron..I needed a laugh.
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LOL, he does a serious strut, and flies the coop nicely.  bok bok
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"watch tv"

"read book"

"turn out lights"

"hug pillow"

and, of course, the classic pet tricks

"sleep," "sit," and "roll over"
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Stand on head...
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i was impressed that he knew the difference between "jump one foot" and "jump on one foot"

sadly, it didn't take long for me to ask him to do something that earned me a "no-no"
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ph, and he's high-tech... has "The Clapper"
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10 posted 10-23-2004 11:33 PM       View Profile for Mysteria   Email Mysteria   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Mysteria

You Ron, are not going to fool me, no way!  That is you in the chicken suit right?  It won't do a damn thing I tell it to, doesn't listen, or respond to me, so that clinched the fact right there! However you do tap dance well.    

Christoper, I managed to get his disapproval too, LOL.
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Lay an egg

Fly the coop...
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ROTFL, oh yeah, I want to see this particular chicken lay an egg. LOL.
This is my Saturday night entertainment?
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works with Firefox, too...
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He's very handy if you drop food on your floor. Type "clean carpet" and watch.  lol.
Cool find Ron...

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That is one ugly chicken!!

but he does vomit on command...

"cast me gently into the morning, for the night has been unkind"
~Sarah McLachlan~

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16 posted 10-24-2004 07:17 AM       View Profile for Marshalzu   Email Marshalzu   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Marshalzu's Home Page   View IP for Marshalzu

I found "die" to be rather amusing
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well... "pluck yourself" doesn't work...
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18 posted 10-24-2004 09:21 AM       View Profile for Sunshine   Email Sunshine   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Sunshine's Home Page   View IP for Sunshine

Try having a small interactive conversation with the chicken...it's amusing.
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19 posted 10-24-2004 02:08 PM       View Profile for Greeneyes   Email Greeneyes   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Greeneyes

he'll even grab a tape from the shelf....

however, as you may have found he will not remove his mask....that got me the

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He does an impressive Elvis impersonation...
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21 posted 10-24-2004 02:39 PM       View Profile for Mysteria   Email Mysteria   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Mysteria

He gets kind of confused as to left and right.  I asked him to raise "his" left arm, then right and he raised both together.  Silly boid!  However I think it is a great marketing tool, for they are getting the email of every single person that tries it, into the demographic database Is that right Ron?
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He does give a if you've given him a giggle of a request...
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Does a dismal macarena too.  
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24 posted 10-24-2004 03:47 PM       View Profile for Midnitesun   Email Midnitesun   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Midnitesun

(s)he didn't hesitate when told to go drink a beer LOL

but wouldn't do a flip flop NONONO
 
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