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Kaoru
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0 posted 08-17-2004 01:26 AM       View Profile for Kaoru   Email Kaoru   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Kaoru

-- How much wood could a wood-chuck chuck if a wood-chuck could chuck wood?

-- Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

-- Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called a cargo?

-- Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?


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1 posted 08-17-2004 01:47 AM       View Profile for muted   Email muted   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for muted

LMAO
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You are too cute!  Thanks for the comic relief!     ....jo
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I liked
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4 posted 08-18-2004 03:01 PM       View Profile for Cpat Hair   Email Cpat Hair   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Cpat Hair

-- Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

(chuckling).. actually..I can answer yes to this and even modeled it out to the extent that with no hypothetical situations, the world would be ordered ( if it were to survive) in such a way that neither faith nor doubt would exist as both are hypothetical, therefore the reality of such a world would be "mechanical" in its cause and effect.. used that in a debate with Ser one day..lol..I think she thought I was nuts..

oh..wait.. maybe I am...

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5 posted 08-18-2004 03:18 PM       View Profile for serenity blaze   Email serenity blaze   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for serenity blaze

I didn't think you were nuts, Cap.

I just thought you were WRONG. lmao...

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yeah..I know you thought that.. but that was a hypothetical possibilitie which we both knew was impossible..

LMAO

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7 posted 08-18-2004 04:03 PM       View Profile for serenity blaze   Email serenity blaze   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for serenity blaze

en garde!

*chuckle*

And I think that was my point exactly. That ole paradox thing, yanno...but I need a nap if I'm gonna wrastle with YOU, y'wascally wabbit!



(great. now I'll have loony tune DREAMS too.)

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quote:
-- How much wood could a wood-chuck chuck if a wood-chuck could chuck wood?


Seventeen.

quote:
-- Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?


No.

quote:
-- Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called a cargo?


Why do people drive on a parkway, and park in a driveway?

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-- Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?


Could you put on lipstick with your eyes closed?
Kaoru
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9 posted 08-21-2004 12:21 AM       View Profile for Kaoru   Email Kaoru   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Kaoru

lol.

I think I could put lipstick on with my eyes closed if I tried.

Maybe I'm just talented.

The real question is, can I put on mascara and lipstick on at the same time?
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10 posted 08-21-2004 12:35 AM       View Profile for Midnitesun   Email Midnitesun   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Midnitesun

LOL, this is a funny thread, especially after two glasses of Pinot Noir.
*chuckling* here
BTW, loved the parkway/cargo stuff.
You've made my night a little brighter,
just like the old lamplighter. (a song my father sang to me, a long long time ago)
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11 posted 08-21-2004 01:45 AM       View Profile for Ratleader   Email Ratleader   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Ratleader's Home Page   View IP for Ratleader

AND

Why can't men shave without making faces?

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quote:
Why can't men shave without making faces?


You'll understand when you grow up.  
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13 posted 08-21-2004 05:21 PM       View Profile for Kaoru   Email Kaoru   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Kaoru

Why do I feel the need to watch people brush their teeth?
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Why do they call them apartments when they're all crammed together?  

Carlin is a prophet.

Although -- I'm stumped by your last question Meg...
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15 posted 08-24-2004 09:07 PM       View Profile for SEA   Email SEA   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for SEA

I can put my mascara on with my mouth closed...no, seriously...I can. and i can relate to the teeth brushing watching thingie....
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16 posted 08-26-2004 12:45 AM       View Profile for Kaoru   Email Kaoru   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Kaoru

well, there's that, and I question the deviance of myself whilst people are putting in contacts. Is this why they've put a lock on the bathroom door?

-sigh-
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Here's some more questions for you all...

1. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

2. Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?

3. What should you do if you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

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Dont cry because its over, smile because it happened...

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1. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
A: You're 3/4's dead. (Think about it)

2. Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?
A:Because there's a fungi which thrives in wet, warm climates - mold. And you're not really clean - you've washed a good portion of the visible dirt off, but even water has contaminants in it, not to mention the air you're standing it - after soaking all this up, the bath towel will inevitably begin to ... stink.

3. What should you do if you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
A: Dinner and a salad.
 
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