-- How much wood could a wood-chuck chuck if a wood-chuck could chuck wood?
-- Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
-- Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called a cargo?
Why do people drive on a parkway, and park in a driveway?
-- Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Could you put on lipstick with your eyes closed?