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Local Rebel
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In Greece -- Zeppelin Goes Over Like Lead Balloon

Athens citizens are complaining that a new 200 foot long Zeppelin being used for all kinds of electronic surveillance during the upcoming Olympics violates their civil rights.  

Michael Moore is making a documentary called "My Big Fat Greek Blimp".  
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Amsterdam -- Toe Lickin Good  (Tastes Like Chicken?)

Police were unable to prosecute a 35 year-old man who has been sneaking up on sun-bathers and licking their toes.  It was determined to be odd but not a crime.  

The US Senate Republicans in response stated 'Everything they do over there the liberals want to do over here -- so lets just add a Constitutional ban on toe-licking now and save our traditional values.'

(Ron Carnell dispatched our own Toe to lick THEM!)
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From London -- Prozac Perks up Water Supply

The drinking water supply has been found to contain trace amounts of the anti-depressant Prozac and has been apparently building up for some time in the rivers and water table in Great Britain.

Prime Minister John Majors said 'Well that explains why we British have always been so polite'.
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In Tacoma, Washington -- Republicans Pick Con to Run

Officials in the Republican Party are attempting to withdraw the candidate they selected to run for state auditor who is a roadside flower salesman and turned out to be a part-time jailbird.  No one checked his resume.  

I don't even need to make anything up to add to this one.
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  okay... okay... nobody else is posting anything...
Martie
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Thanks for this Rebel/friend...a good smile before bed is good for...hmmm, a good smile!
Kaoru
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where the wild flowers grow


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hahaha! Oooh, that's lovely.
Midnitesun
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Gaia


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too funny!
Sunshine
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Listening to every heart


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Seems you're always good for a chuckle,
anytime of day or night...
Copperbell
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grinning
LeeJ
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SE PA


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hehehhehhhe, stop it....my diapers full and I can't get up.....hehehhehehee


I want some of that water
Susan
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Very creative and most funny -- thanks for the laughter

Susan

Happiness isn't something that happens to you, it's created from within you.  Joy is a state of mind.

Toerag
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Ala bam a


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Ron Carnell dispatched Toe to get rid of him....LOL
serenity blaze
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Pell
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Hilarious!

Something fishy in the state of Washington- that good old Tacoma aroma.
 
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