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Susan Caldwell
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0 posted 07-22-2004 10:47 AM       View Profile for Susan Caldwell   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Susan Caldwell

"Today is a fabulous day for you, Susan. Indulge in all the comforts that life affords you now. Take a break and let someone else pamper you. Share your thoughts with others. Your vacillating emotions are at a high point today and your romantic nature is especially strong. You will enjoy being in a favorable mood for the majority of the day, so let the good times roll. Pick up a musical instrument tonight or go out on the town with someone you love."

This is my horoscope for today and gives good reason to stop reading this crap!!!

"Today is a fabulous day" ~Really?  So I should be happy they want $289 to replace a wiper motor in my truck??  Apparently, I just have the wrong attitude...

"let someone else pamper you"~LMAO in my current mood, are there any takers on that???  

"Share your thoughts with others"~so I can enjoy that glazed look in their eyes??

"your romantic nature is especially strong"~ ah...hmmmm...Bob, my mechanic, moved to KY without so much as considering how that would affect me..so yet another man lets me down *sigh* romantic?  that's going to take some work.  

I am not musically inclined at all (tone deaf)....ahhhhh.

Do horoscopes EVER say..."Today would be a good day to stay in bed, cause basically everything is going to bite you in the behind"?


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1 posted 07-22-2004 10:48 AM       View Profile for Sunshine   Email Sunshine   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Sunshine's Home Page   View IP for Sunshine

Yep.
nakdthoughts
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2 posted 07-22-2004 11:34 AM       View Profile for nakdthoughts   Email nakdthoughts   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for nakdthoughts

I am having the same kind of  day..but I expect it ever since I broke that full length mirror...

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3 posted 07-22-2004 12:16 PM       View Profile for Duncan   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Duncan

"Your ego could be a little out of control today, Duncan. You might be getting a lot of positive feedback from others, and you could soon imagine yourself to be king of the world! It's okay to feel good about yourself and to take pride in your accomplishments. Just remember, though, that you're not perfect, and that everybody is equal. It's all right to take in the applause. Just remember to share praise with others who also have fine qualities."

See Susan???  You can't really believe these things.  Geez....this one actually tries to say that I'm not perfect.  And "ego out of control"???  Pfffftttt  
  
Susan Caldwell
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4 posted 07-22-2004 01:13 PM       View Profile for Susan Caldwell   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Susan Caldwell

Well...things are looking a bit better I have decided to track down Bob the Mechanic and tell him how meaningful our relationship was and how betrayed I feel that he up and moved without checking to see if my truck was working alright....

and Dunc??  *sigh* I am so not surprised...



"cast me gently into the morning, for the night has been unkind"
~Sarah McLachlan~

[This message has been edited by Susan Caldwell (07-22-2004 03:20 PM).]

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5 posted 07-22-2004 01:37 PM       View Profile for Martie   Email Martie   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Martie's Home Page   View IP for Martie

"Take one last, lingering glance backwards -- and then walk away. You need to put the past behind you, and think about what's really, really important to you now."

Yeah, right!  

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6 posted 07-22-2004 02:01 PM       View Profile for Sunshine   Email Sunshine   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Sunshine's Home Page   View IP for Sunshine

"You have some happy news to share with friends -- and they'll be delighted to help you celebrate. Let go -- which hasn't ever been really tough for you. Have fun!"

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

may be....
Susan Caldwell
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7 posted 07-22-2004 02:08 PM       View Profile for Susan Caldwell   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Susan Caldwell

Karilea are you pregnant??  LOL

I love the vague ones...could fit almost anything and anyone...

LOL@Martie

"cast me gently into the morning, for the night has been unkind"
~Sarah McLachlan~

nakdthoughts
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8 posted 07-22-2004 04:25 PM       View Profile for nakdthoughts   Email nakdthoughts   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for nakdthoughts

Today's Chinese Proverb:
"Mend the pen only after the sheep are all gone."  
What does that mean??????

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9 posted 07-22-2004 05:50 PM       View Profile for serenity blaze   Email serenity blaze   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for serenity blaze

Maureen? After having a hemorhoidectomy, and a sphincterotomy--I hesitate to offer my interpretation.

But that stuff I had to drink the day before surgery was nasty!



and Susan? giggles again, the day I tore that hole in there, I swear Uranus was retrograde!

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10 posted 07-22-2004 08:12 PM       View Profile for Aenimal   Email Aenimal   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Aenimal

ah horrorscopes, there's only one site i'll ever look at, if he's inaccurate at least he does it with intelligence, style or humour so you never feel as bad. he also, wisely, limits it to once a week.
www.freewillastrology.com/horoscopes

your sign is cancer right?

Cancer - Is there a lack of money in your life? If so, and you do nothing but whine about it in the coming weeks, your energy levels will decline. If, on the other hand, you develop a plan to pad your bank account -- even if that plan doesn't ultimately work out -- you'll become better looking and your health will improve. It's possible, of course, that you're one of the lucky people whose financial life is thriving. If so, and you do nothing but spend your money on yourself in the coming weeks, your energy levels will decline. If, on the other hand, you share your wealth, you'll become better looking and your health will improve.

Maureen
"Mend the pen only after the sheep are all gone."

Take some time alone to be with your thoughts or don't bother cleaning the house if the kids are still home


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11 posted 07-23-2004 04:33 AM       View Profile for muted   Email muted   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for muted

LOL @ Serenity
that stuff, IS VERY NASTY....lets just say, my stomach said "NO"

horoscopes, hmmm, scares me when they sell those books that tell you the entire year's worth of horoscopes.
Really, if im paying $2 for a years worth of horoscopes...they cant be too darned acurate.

as for those whole zodiac sign love matches..they better invent some new signs, cause i dont seem to work out with any of the existing 12!! LMAO
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12 posted 07-23-2004 10:41 AM       View Profile for Sunshine   Email Sunshine   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Sunshine's Home Page   View IP for Sunshine

Susan, sweetheart...

if I were....

it WOULD MOST CERTAINLY be from a higher power...

ROFLMAO....

that's the best one I've heard all day!
Susan Caldwell
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13 posted 07-23-2004 12:06 PM       View Profile for Susan Caldwell   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Susan Caldwell

Karen I have not had the pleasure of the nasty stuff nor the uranus stuff...lol...however, I believe you get an award this month for having one of the worst days, torn bum and all...

Raph?  Now that is my kind of horoscope...lol...anything that says I will be better looking...well, I am going to give it a shot!!

The rest of you?  You're all as nuts as I am...and I am thankful..misery loves company!

  

"cast me gently into the morning, for the night has been unkind"
~Sarah McLachlan~

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14 posted 07-24-2004 04:59 PM       View Profile for Sunshine   Email Sunshine   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Sunshine's Home Page   View IP for Sunshine

"Let's be honest. You've never really been the soul of willpower -- and never wanted to be. Explain that -- patiently -- to whoever is trying to 'save' you from yourself."

Ok Susan.  I don't know whether to hold on, or let go...What do YOU say?  
Susan Caldwell
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15 posted 07-24-2004 08:20 PM       View Profile for Susan Caldwell   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Susan Caldwell

I have an answer for that Kari!

Hold on AND grab for more!!!!!!

"cast me gently into the morning, for the night has been unkind"
~Sarah McLachlan~

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17 posted 07-25-2004 02:37 AM       View Profile for Midnitesun   Email Midnitesun   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Midnitesun

"Your ego could be a little out of control today, Duncan"
After I got off the floor from falling outta the chair laughing, I had to admit, that was a really funny horrorscoop.

And Susan? I never get one that makes any sense, and assume they're always off by a day or so, or else I must live in a not-so-parallel universe.  
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18 posted 07-25-2004 10:56 AM       View Profile for Sunshine   Email Sunshine   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Sunshine's Home Page   View IP for Sunshine

"Hear that rumbling? It's a storm in the making -- and you're going to be the purveyor of that storm. Pay attention to your antennae. They won't let you down."

Sigh.  And I was SO hoping for a QUIET Sunday...
Susan Caldwell
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19 posted 07-29-2004 07:12 AM       View Profile for Susan Caldwell   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Susan Caldwell

"A joyful reunion with old friends or family members whom you haven't seen for a long time could take place today. They bring back memories of a time when you felt more secure and more in control of your life"

Finally!!! I am going back to the womb!!!!

"cast me gently into the morning, for the night has been unkind"
~Sarah McLachlan~

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20 posted 07-29-2004 10:09 AM       View Profile for Sunshine   Email Sunshine   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Sunshine's Home Page   View IP for Sunshine

"If you're in the mood to go out, but are currently still at a loss for plans, don't worry about it. An invitation you weren't expecting will be along, bright and early. Accept it!"

You taking me to lunch, SusieQ?
Susan Caldwell
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21 posted 07-29-2004 10:24 AM       View Profile for Susan Caldwell   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Susan Caldwell

LOL

Sure..where you want to go?

and lets grab Maureen, she needs to get away from people with their own agendas...

"cast me gently into the morning, for the night has been unkind"
~Sarah McLachlan~

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22 posted 07-29-2004 11:09 AM       View Profile for Sunshine   Email Sunshine   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Sunshine's Home Page   View IP for Sunshine

Where do we want to go?  Geez, Maureen, what do you think?  Somewhere totally outrageous where no one cares how loud we laugh, how high we kick our heels, or how long we sit and chat...

know a place like that?  
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23 posted 07-29-2004 04:43 PM       View Profile for serenity blaze   Email serenity blaze   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for serenity blaze

I do.

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24 posted 07-29-2004 05:32 PM       View Profile for nakdthoughts   Email nakdthoughts   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for nakdthoughts

I feel so badddd..I went and had shrimp scampi for lunch, alone...but enjoyed it.

Hope you all had a good one
 
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