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Mysteria
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75 posted 08-10-2004 01:50 PM       View Profile for Mysteria   Email Mysteria   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Mysteria

A repeat performance of last night's pleasant outcome is on the menu for tonight.

Is it really now? I spent all day and night with my head inside a plastic wastepaper basket, and you can guess where the my other end was  Boy, this horoscope is some fantastic news.

Plan to have dinner in -- yes, again -- and maybe breakfast and lunch tomorrow, too. Who needs a tan when you've got the right company?

Boy you're a real rocket scientist, I had that already figured out - how much do you get paid to do this again?
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76 posted 08-11-2004 08:24 AM       View Profile for Susan Caldwell   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Susan Caldwell

"There is an active and adventurous side of the day, Susan, which likes to be social and interactive with others"
~Really?  'Cause today I am pretty much of the mind that people in general suck.

"You may find that you have to adjust your attitude a bit"
~Awwww..you think?

"in order to match up with the current that is flowing down the river that you are on. Make sure you have an oar and a life vest handy because it will be important for you to steer, and you want to make sure you have a safety net for yourself in case you fall overboard"
~yep, I am going to drown.

*sigh* another fun filled day ahead folks.
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77 posted 08-11-2004 09:12 AM       View Profile for Toerag   Email Toerag   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Toerag

And all this time I thought horoscope was something the vice cops used to stake out street walkers....
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78 posted 08-11-2004 09:19 AM       View Profile for Susan Caldwell   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Susan Caldwell

Funny you should mention that...

I saw a "female entertainment" specialist on the corner not far from my house...

She looked upset and all I could think was..
"geez, not going to get much business with that puss on your face."

*shakes head*  I often have thoughts that seems so innocent in my head....

"cast me gently into the morning, for the night has been unkind"
~Sarah McLachlan~

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79 posted 08-11-2004 11:04 AM       View Profile for Sunshine   Email Sunshine   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Sunshine's Home Page   View IP for Sunshine


ROFL with TOE...
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80 posted 08-11-2004 02:33 PM       View Profile for Susan Caldwell   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Susan Caldwell

it is 1400...

and already I am treading water with no savior (or life jacket) in sight...

*gurgle*

"cast me gently into the morning, for the night has been unkind"
~Sarah McLachlan~

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81 posted 08-11-2004 10:06 PM       View Profile for garysgirl   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit garysgirl's Home Page   View IP for garysgirl

October 22...Libra

August 11, 2004        
Reclaim control of things that might be holding you back at this time, Ethel. You may find that there is an element of restriction to the day that is keeping you from getting where you want to be. Try as best you can to relax and stabilize your emotions. Interaction with people who are older and wiser is likely to shed some important perspectives on things today. Heed the advice of those who have been through similar situations before.



hmmmmmmmmmmmm
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82 posted 08-12-2004 10:36 AM       View Profile for Sunshine   Email Sunshine   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Sunshine's Home Page   View IP for Sunshine

quote:
You've been attracting a rather 'focused' parade of admirers lately, and that isn't going to change anytime soon. This next two, however -- well, they may just be worth your time.

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83 posted 08-12-2004 01:21 PM       View Profile for Toerag   Email Toerag   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Toerag

I'll email her now...I'm number one...right?
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84 posted 08-12-2004 01:29 PM       View Profile for Sunshine   Email Sunshine   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Sunshine's Home Page   View IP for Sunshine

LOL....
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85 posted 08-13-2004 07:33 AM       View Profile for Sunshine   Email Sunshine   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Sunshine's Home Page   View IP for Sunshine

quote:
It may feel as if something or someone is trying to hold you back from moving ahead with your ambitious goals and aggressive nature, Karilea. At first you may be resentful of this ball and chain that is attached to your ankle, but on closer examination, you will see that this hindrance is actually a help. For now it is serving as an important reminder to slow down, and do more thinking and planning before taking action.
  I could stick this into serenity's thread...it could be one heck of a clue!
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86 posted 08-13-2004 11:49 AM       View Profile for Sunshine   Email Sunshine   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Sunshine's Home Page   View IP for Sunshine

And the other horoscope says...
quote:
If you're not really interested, don't turn on the charm -- not even a tiny little bit. If you are, then by all means, go for it. Just be careful what you wish for, because you'll certainly have it now.

Here, kitty, kitty, kitty...
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87 posted 08-14-2004 07:26 AM       View Profile for Sunshine   Email Sunshine   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Sunshine's Home Page   View IP for Sunshine

quote:
You may have endless ideas streaming through your head, Karilea, but little patience to see any of them through to the end. Perhaps you are so busy jumping from one thought to the next that you don't take any of them far enough to know whether they are worthwhile pursuing or not. Write thoughts down as they come to you, and go over them later when your mind is in a quieter state.
Now, this makes more sense than one might think!
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88 posted 08-17-2004 08:35 AM       View Profile for Susan Caldwell   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Susan Caldwell

"Today is an excellent day for you, Susan, in which you should easily be able to connect with your higher self. The divine may be talking to you today so listen up and take action on the messages you receive. Your psychic nature is extra strong and your actions should be solid and confident. You are in no danger of saying or doing the wrong thing today, so go for it."

OMG! It's my dream day!!! Nothing I say can be wrong!!!!  

::::::::running to go tell the meltdown queen that she is a huge whiner and she gets on my last nerve and to tell my boss he needs a spine::::::::::
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89 posted 08-17-2004 08:41 AM       View Profile for Sunshine   Email Sunshine   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Sunshine's Home Page   View IP for Sunshine



Mine finally caught up with me...it says, basically...to plan a TRIP!

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90 posted 08-17-2004 09:20 AM       View Profile for Toerag   Email Toerag   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Toerag

Mine did too....I fell over a root in my front yard...
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91 posted 10-29-2004 08:35 AM       View Profile for Susan Caldwell   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Susan Caldwell

"Issues of love and beauty are apt to be causing you a bit of tension in your world, Susan. There is an anxiety that exists in this part of your life, and it may be difficult to dismiss this from your mind. Be careful of people who are trying to manipulate you by playing on your emotions and taking advantage of your loving, sensitive nature. Remember that it is not your duty to play Florence Nightingale to every person who comes your way."

I could use someone reading this to me every morning for the next 6 months....any volunteers?

"cast me gently into the morning, for the night has been unkind"
~Sarah McLachlan~

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92 posted 10-29-2004 09:04 AM       View Profile for Kielo   Email Kielo   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Kielo

I'd volunteer... except that I'd probably end up reading it to you at the end of each of my night shifts, and that wouldn't turn out very well. It would probably start out alright... and then disintegrate into "Hee hee Florence Nightingale! *POKE*"

I'm exhausted.

You could always email it to yourself every night and read it every morning. Or just stick it somewhere that you'll see it...

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93 posted 10-29-2004 09:16 AM       View Profile for Susan Caldwell   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Susan Caldwell

LMAO *poke*  love it.

Here's the other thing, I went out for Chinese yesterday and got my fortune cookie and it had no fortune in it..I am still freaked out over that and watching my back..

*sigh*

pass the prozac please.  

"cast me gently into the morning, for the night has been unkind"
~Sarah McLachlan~

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94 posted 10-29-2004 09:57 AM       View Profile for nakdthoughts   Email nakdthoughts   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for nakdthoughts

I would read it to you if you would  do the same to me...

~smiling~
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95 posted 12-23-2004 09:20 AM       View Profile for Susan Caldwell   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Susan Caldwell

"You might also find that many people are clinging to you because they seek the warm nurturing space that your aura provides."


NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

:::::shakes leg:::::

get off!!!!  


"cast me gently into the morning, for the night has been unkind"
~Sarah McLachlan~

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96 posted 12-23-2004 10:01 AM       View Profile for Sunshine   Email Sunshine   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Sunshine's Home Page   View IP for Sunshine

quote:
Everyone else is excited for no apparent reason. They shake their heads at your utter disinterest in a current trend. Maybe you're out of step with the masses, but you're on top of the things that matter to you.

Well, yeah...
 
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