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Susan Caldwell
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50 posted 08-03-2004 09:11 AM       View Profile for Susan Caldwell   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Susan Caldwell

Ok it says stay IMMUNE to......talk you into what IS best for you????

WHY????

"cast me gently into the morning, for the night has been unkind"
~Sarah McLachlan~

iliana
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51 posted 08-03-2004 10:05 AM       View Profile for iliana   Email iliana   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for iliana

Sunshine..........now, that sounds interesting......hmmmmm.  I'm sill praying mine's not right.  

Susan -- Mornin' there night owl!

Duncan -- you look pretty cute, there, yawning and stretching.

Kit...if you're reading, that's a cute one.
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52 posted 08-03-2004 10:07 AM       View Profile for Sunshine   Email Sunshine   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Sunshine's Home Page   View IP for Sunshine

LOL...That's what I saw, as well, Susan.  But considering the snail mail I got last night, it really makes sense.
Susan Caldwell
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53 posted 08-03-2004 11:10 AM       View Profile for Susan Caldwell   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Susan Caldwell

huh?

snail mail?

people still send snail mail??

iliana
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54 posted 08-03-2004 05:57 PM       View Profile for iliana   Email iliana   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for iliana

Well, my horoscope proved WRONG, thank goodness.  Got that bill paid after all.  So much for horoscopes!  But it's fun to watch 'em and read you ladies -- where'd the guys go?  Or is this a sissy thing?  
Susan Caldwell
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55 posted 08-04-2004 07:56 AM       View Profile for Susan Caldwell   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Susan Caldwell

"you may just want to stick to yourself at home. No one is going to want to see you frown on such a lively, uplifting day like today. Don't be the downer in the crowd"

Finally!!! They got it right!!!

"cast me gently into the morning, for the night has been unkind"
~Sarah McLachlan~

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56 posted 08-04-2004 10:34 AM       View Profile for Sunshine   Email Sunshine   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Sunshine's Home Page   View IP for Sunshine

From "the other horridscope" [my daily hasn't arrived yet...]

Play the higher game.

Communicate with your friends. Talk about your goals. Co-operate and people will help you.... Go with the flow. Be creative and sexy. Enjoy top notch professional entertainment.... You're challenged to stay lively and alert. Double-check all details. Buy some recycled paper.... To get more love, develop your grace, charm and sense of values.... Channel your boundless energy.

Possibly, you will learn how much is too much by taking on more than you can handle.... Develop your ability to process technical data. Make an effort to think. Dare to become more intense, novel, complex, original and brilliant.... Reach after spiritual goals. Commission a portrait. Live music brings good luck.... Self-transformation is pivotal.

~*~

Anyone want to sketch my mug?  
Susan Caldwell
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57 posted 08-04-2004 10:40 AM       View Profile for Susan Caldwell   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Susan Caldwell

Seriously, that is exhausting...do they want it all done in one day?

'To get more love, develop your grace, charm and sense of values"

yes...because, after all it is all on you...

goodness...

"cast me gently into the morning, for the night has been unkind"
~Sarah McLachlan~

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58 posted 08-05-2004 11:34 AM       View Profile for Sunshine   Email Sunshine   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Sunshine's Home Page   View IP for Sunshine

quote:
Your fire-sign nature has two sides. One is an energizer; the other is a destroyer. That's the nature of fire -- it can consume and, in doing so, it nurtures the rebirth. You'll be walking a tenuous line.

No kidding...
Susan Caldwell
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59 posted 08-05-2004 12:00 PM       View Profile for Susan Caldwell   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Susan Caldwell

Interesting, just had a conversation with another pipster that said we all die therefore death is in us all..

I disagree...depending on how we believe.

If I believe that my body dies while my spirit is reborn then I do not have death within me....

Your horoscope made me think of that.

Fire, huh?

I am a water sign.

"cast me gently into the morning, for the night has been unkind"
~Sarah McLachlan~

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60 posted 08-05-2004 12:04 PM       View Profile for Toerag   Email Toerag   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Toerag

ARIES...Mar 21-Apr 19....You are a go getter, you'll walk over people to get to the top. You hold others in contempt. You are quick tempered and have no patience, you are a tailhole and a Toerag.

Taurus...Apr 20-May 20...You are a persistant and very practical person. You have unending determination to work like hell. Most people think you are stubborn. You're nothing but a damn communist.

Gemini..May 21-June 21....You are a very intelligent person. You reason very quickly. Everyone likes you, (because you're bisexual) You expect alot and give little..You probably believe in incest.

Cancer...Jun 22-July 21...You are a very caring and understanding individual. In reality you're a sucker for a sob story. You always wait until tomorrow on things you could do today. You're probably on welfare and won't ever amount to anything.

Leo...July 22-Aug 21....You think the whole world should bow at your feet. You think you should be put on a pedestal. Others see you as a pushy moron. Leos like to bully other people around. Your vain and can't stand honest constructive criticism. You are arrogant. Most are thieving no counts.

Virgo...Aug 22-Sept 22...You are very orderly. You like to make logical decisions. Your nitpicking is nauseating to your friends. You have little emotions and are cold hearted..you fall asleep while making love. You'd make a good bus driver or pimp.

Libra...Sept 23-Oct 22....You have many artistic abilities. You can't accept reality.
If you're a man, your likely gay, if you're a woman, you probably work for a Virgo

Scorpio..Oct 23-Nov 21..You're very successful in business....but you can't be trusted. You will be a real big shot because you have no ethics. You're the perfect example of a son of a female german shepard.

Sagittarius..Nov 22-Dec 21...You don't have a pessimistic bone in your body..You're very enthusiastic. You think all life is based on luck since you lack talent. People laugh at you all the time because you're always getting ripped off.

Capricorn..Dec 22-Jan 20...You don't have a liberal bone in your body...You are so conservative you carry toilet paper with you everywhere you go because you will risk nothing. You don't have the ability to do much of anything and you're lazy. Capricorns fart in church and blame it on the poor little old lady next to them.

Aquarius...Jan 21-Feb 19....You are very smart. You have a very inventive mind...You like to be the aggressor when it comes to business...you lie alot...you make the same mistakes over and over again....Everyone thinks you're stupid....You are!

Pieces...February 20-Mar 20....you are a very imaginative person, you are paranoid. You have very little influence over anyone or anything....People laugh at you because you're always trying to flaunt power over them when you have none. Your love life consists of soap operas and animals.

Fecies...Jan 1 - Dec 31.......Very few people fall into this category...Balladeer is the only one I know....and all of the above fit this type person.
Susan Caldwell
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61 posted 08-05-2004 12:09 PM       View Profile for Susan Caldwell   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Susan Caldwell

Toe~

I find these most accurate!

  

Sunshine
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62 posted 08-05-2004 12:13 PM       View Profile for Sunshine   Email Sunshine   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Sunshine's Home Page   View IP for Sunshine



Toe, you've no idea how much I needed this...
LOL with you, and at me!
Cpat Hair
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63 posted 08-05-2004 07:17 PM       View Profile for Cpat Hair   Email Cpat Hair   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Cpat Hair

Leo...July 22-Aug 21....You think the whole world should bow at your feet. You think you should be put on a pedestal. Others see you as a pushy moron. Leos like to bully other people around. Your vain and can't stand honest constructive criticism. You are arrogant. Most are thieving no counts.


finally!!!! someone understands me!!!!
nakdthoughts
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64 posted 08-05-2004 08:11 PM       View Profile for nakdthoughts   Email nakdthoughts   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for nakdthoughts

Ron, you tickle me

Me
Susan Caldwell
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65 posted 08-07-2004 06:47 AM       View Profile for Susan Caldwell   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Susan Caldwell

"Something has changed in you, Susan, and you should expect some important changes in your personal life, as well. You are in touch with your emotions. Your impulsive, instinctive side is working at its maximum capacity, and your sexuality is at its peak! You may also learn to master the ideas and images you have inside yourself."

hmmm...this makes me sound like an oversexed, prissy, schizophrenic...

*sigh* everyone knows I am not prissy!

"cast me gently into the morning, for the night has been unkind"
~Sarah McLachlan~

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66 posted 08-07-2004 02:00 PM       View Profile for Mysteria   Email Mysteria   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Mysteria

My horoscope today says:

Anyone who tries to talk you into sharing your dreams, schemes or deeply private feelings is in for a surprise. You're ordinarily quite chatty, but on this particular subject, mum will definitely be the word.

But then again I wrote it! Just kidding.

Now this one is scary as I am watching the girls overnight
"Possibly, you will learn how much is too much by taking on more than you can handle....Dare to become more intense, novel, complex, original and brilliant....(sure I will get right on that ) Rather than plunging into a bottomless pit, keep your eye on self-transformation.
Susan Caldwell
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67 posted 08-09-2004 08:42 AM       View Profile for Susan Caldwell   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Susan Caldwell

What my horoscope should say today:

"You find yourself unwilling to get out of bed and wish the world would leave you alone.  You find your coworkers repugnant and want to put soap in their coffee.  Someone needs to put valium in yours"

*sigh* it's Monday....

"cast me gently into the morning, for the night has been unkind"
~Sarah McLachlan~

nakdthoughts
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68 posted 08-09-2004 09:57 AM       View Profile for nakdthoughts   Email nakdthoughts   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for nakdthoughts

Well I  got out of bed
not sure if I should have...
but  Susan where  do you find your horoscopes...the ones I read do not give as  deep an explanaton.

Good Morning,
M
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69 posted 08-09-2004 10:31 AM       View Profile for Sunshine   Email Sunshine   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Sunshine's Home Page   View IP for Sunshine

It's time to have one of those philosophical conversations at the kitchen table -- and you know just who to charmingly coerce into joining you, don't you? Bet you meet with absolutely no resistance.

[Courtesy, Astrology.com]

hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Susan Caldwell
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70 posted 08-09-2004 11:48 AM       View Profile for Susan Caldwell   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Susan Caldwell

M~
http://www.astrocenter.com

Somewhere in there you can sign up and they send you a daily horoscope..

Sunshine
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71 posted 08-09-2004 12:01 PM       View Profile for Sunshine   Email Sunshine   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Sunshine's Home Page   View IP for Sunshine

Some enlightening conversations could take place today with a partner, Karilea, possibly romantic, possibly career-related. New methods of operation could come to your attention, possibly involving modern technology that could speed up the process and increase your income. However, bear in mind that some of what you're hearing about may not be feasible for a while, and other ideas may never be practicable. Remember to remain objective and check out all the facts.

~*~
It looks like I still have some talking to do...LOL...
nakdthoughts
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72 posted 08-10-2004 01:04 AM       View Profile for nakdthoughts   Email nakdthoughts   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for nakdthoughts

August 9, 2004   tomorrow      
      Today you might find yourself having to spend a lot of time in the car running around in your neighborhood, Maureen. You may have errands to do and visits to pay, as well as entertainment such as movies or sports events you want to attend. Don't be surprised, therefore, if you spend very little time at home. Some friends, and perhaps your love partner, could accompany you. Enjoy your day.


SO today I ran around in my car to Annapolis area to do an errand and a favor and then later in the evening  went to a movie with a friend...just got home and read this...


M
thank you for the links
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73 posted 08-10-2004 03:59 AM       View Profile for serenity blaze   Email serenity blaze   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for serenity blaze

And I think I managed to find the worst daily horoscope ever:

For today:

Problems with in-laws may cause friction in your personal relationship.

(Oh wow. Without the friction I might not have known there were problems, huh?)

Try not to judge too quickly.

(Too late.)

Arguing won't help.

(Who's arguing?)

and for the week:

You can make financial deals, but it may be best if you're not using your own cash.
(Uh, yeah sure--I agree. Give me YOUR money.)


Expect some flak.
(So you're not going to part with any cash?)

You're best not to get involved in joint financial ventures.
(I'll take that as a "no".)


Travel will be enjoyable but could be expensive.
(Mmm-hmm. And I can't believe you guys are advertising an IQ test at the top of this page.)





Anybody see any sleep in my future? Sigh.
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74 posted 08-10-2004 06:58 AM       View Profile for Sunshine   Email Sunshine   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Sunshine's Home Page   View IP for Sunshine

Sleep?  
 
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