State of constant confusion!
Anyone ever heard this story...?
I once heard about a guy that had to take a urinalysis drug screening for a job he had applied for; he wasn't exactly "clean" when it came to a certain herbal intoxicant so he decided to let his girlfriend take the test for him by peeing in a bottle and then he would take it to the Dr's office with him.
Well when the test came back and he got the call from the human recources office of the company he had applied at they said "We have good news and bad news. The bad news is you didn't get the job; the good news is ... Congrats, you're pregnant!"
I liked to have died laughing when I heard this story. LOL
Ok, so I'm easily amused :P