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0 posted 07-08-2004 04:01 PM       View Profile for Jeffrey Carter   Email Jeffrey Carter   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Jeffrey Carter


Anyone ever heard this story...?

I once heard about a guy that had to take a urinalysis drug screening for a job he had applied for; he wasn't exactly "clean" when it came to a certain herbal intoxicant so he decided to let his girlfriend take the test for him by peeing in a bottle and then he would take it to the Dr's office with him.

Well when the test came back and he got the call from the human recources office of the company he had applied at they said "We have good news and bad news. The bad news is you didn't get the job; the good news is ... Congrats, you're pregnant!"

I liked to have died laughing when I heard this story. LOL

Ok, so I'm easily amused :P
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1 posted 07-08-2004 08:26 PM       View Profile for Greeneyes   Email Greeneyes   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Greeneyes

and amusing.....

what a shock huh? what did he say? thanks? well what does one say to that??? LOL

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2 posted 07-09-2004 06:29 PM       View Profile for Jeffrey Carter   Email Jeffrey Carter   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Jeffrey Carter

LOL what could he say? he went home and asked his girlfriend who she had been having sex with LMAO j/k
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3 posted 07-09-2004 08:12 PM       View Profile for *Alli4000*   Email *Alli4000*   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for *Alli4000*

JEFFREY....OMG!!! HAHAH!!! I'M LMAO!!!!




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HAHAH!!!!!
 
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