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Ringo
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0 posted 05-20-2004 07:04 PM       View Profile for Ringo   Email Ringo   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Ringo


Ladies, Gentlemen, and those who haven't figured it out yet, I have finally found the way to true success in yourlife. Whether it is in business, or love, or whatever, this is the REAL THING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have
all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.
How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

C-O-N-N-I-V-I-N-G
3+15+14+14+9+22+9+14+7 = 107%

AND, look how far butt kissing will take you.

B-U-T-T-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
2+21+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 149%

So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that While hard work and knowledge will get you close, and, Attitude will get you there,
Conniving and Butt kissing will put you over the top.

Enjoy your new found success.

Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again...
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1 posted 05-20-2004 07:18 PM       View Profile for *Alli4000*   Email *Alli4000*   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for *Alli4000*

lol!!!!
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2 posted 05-20-2004 08:35 PM       View Profile for ESP   Email ESP   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for ESP

Nice one!
~Liz.

"Time has told me not to ask for more, one day our ocean will find its shore" ~Nick Drake

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3 posted 05-20-2004 10:16 PM       View Profile for Ron   Email Ron   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Ron's Home Page   View IP for Ron

Sorry, Ringo, but your math is wrong. Cute, but still wrong.

Add 1 through 26 and you get a total of 351. ATTITUDE equals 100, which is about 28.5 percent of 351.

Adding numerical letters and then tacking on a percent sign is like adding inches and calling your results ounces.
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4 posted 05-20-2004 11:54 PM       View Profile for Ringo   Email Ringo   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Ringo

There's always one...

LOL

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5 posted 05-21-2004 12:17 AM       View Profile for timothysangel1973   Email timothysangel1973   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit timothysangel1973's Home Page   View IP for timothysangel1973

"Adding numerical letters and then tacking on a percent sign is like adding inches and calling your results ounces."

See there.... that one put my mind in the gutter hehehehehehe
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6 posted 05-21-2004 10:45 PM       View Profile for Michelle_loves_Mike   Email Michelle_loves_Mike   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Michelle_loves_Mike

Math, yeah right! funny stuff tho

Michelle

I wish all could find the true happiness I have found,,in the eyes of Mike

 
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