Saluting with misty eyes
Ladies, Gentlemen, and those who haven't figured it out yet, I have finally found the way to true success in yourlife. Whether it is in business, or love, or whatever, this is the REAL THING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:
What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have
all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.
How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
3+15+14+14+9+22+9+14+7 = 107%
AND, look how far butt kissing will take you.
2+21+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 149%
So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that While hard work and knowledge will get you close, and, Attitude will get you there,
Conniving and Butt kissing will put you over the top.
Enjoy your new found success.
Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again...