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Jeffrey Carter
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0 posted 04-21-2004 05:35 PM       View Profile for Jeffrey Carter   Email Jeffrey Carter   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Jeffrey Carter


Why do they put braile on drive-up ATM's?
Nan
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1 posted 04-21-2004 05:45 PM       View Profile for Nan   Email Nan   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Nan's Home Page   View IP for Nan

Um... I "see" what you're "saying"?...
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they're hoping for walkups?
Aenimal
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Are you really that surprised considering how some people drive?
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same reason they call them "ATM Machines" - which translates to Automatic Teller Machine Machines?
Jeffrey Carter
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5 posted 05-02-2004 09:02 PM       View Profile for Jeffrey Carter   Email Jeffrey Carter   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Jeffrey Carter

and why do you drive on a Parkway and park on a Driveway?
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6 posted 05-02-2004 11:15 PM       View Profile for Ringo   Email Ringo   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Ringo

Why is it cargo on a ship and shipment in a car????

I AM smiling...
And tht fact should be enough to cause you to worry.

Susan Caldwell
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Why am I at work when I am tired?
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8 posted 05-03-2004 02:09 PM       View Profile for Enchantress   Email Enchantress   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Enchantress

I like to take money out of the ATM and yell really loud.. "I won!! I won!!"
Then watch the looks on people's faces.
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9 posted 05-03-2004 08:05 PM       View Profile for Kielo   Email Kielo   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Kielo

You do that too?! All my friends think I'm nuts, but I do it all the time. "I won! I won! Third time this week!"
Jeffrey Carter
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10 posted 05-04-2004 05:57 PM       View Profile for Jeffrey Carter   Email Jeffrey Carter   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Jeffrey Carter

LMAO Enchantress and Kielo, I'm gonna have to try that one sometime
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11 posted 07-01-2004 04:48 PM       View Profile for Essorant   Email Essorant   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Essorant's Home Page   View IP for Essorant

Why do people say it is morning in the middle of the night?!

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12 posted 07-01-2004 05:48 PM       View Profile for *Alli4000*   Email *Alli4000*   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for *Alli4000*

Haha everyone!!! I'm lmao!!!  Here's one:

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Great topic Jeffrey!!


~Alli~
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13 posted 07-01-2004 09:58 PM       View Profile for Nightshade   Email Nightshade   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Nightshade's Home Page   View IP for Nightshade

What if ... you really could laugh your head off ? Or for that matter .... LMAO.
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If one could "LMAO", all those companies promoting diet pills would instantly go out of business!
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Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
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Haha everyone!! Nightshade and Christopher, you had me cracking up!
Also, time prophet, I really like that one.  Wish I could have thought of it myself!
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Cause seeing eye dogs cant read,,but know braile?  And yes,,thats why they need a license,,,,,,,,
and Ringo,,,,,why do you drive on a parkway,,,and park in a driveway?
Michelle


I wish all could find the true happiness I have found,,in the eyes of Mike
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haha this is a great thread.  LMAO at the "I won!" thing man that's great! lol Has anyone tried holding out a blow dryer in the front yard and seeing how many people slow down? that's great.

You know that indestructable black box on the airplane? why don't they make the whole air plane out of it?

why do they call apartments apart-ments?

when dog food is "new and improved taste" who tastes it?

Love is giving him the ability to break your heart...but trusting him enough to know he won't.

Jeffrey Carter
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I've eaten dog biscuits before, of course that was on a dare though LMAO
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If pro is the opposite of con then what is the opposite of progress?

"Be the Change you wish to see in the world" -Ghandi

Susan
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21 posted 07-10-2004 06:37 PM       View Profile for Susan   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Susan

All these questions are making my head spin--


whoa, I'm dizzy,

hey, I've fallen and I can't get up!

Any one got one of the button thingies?

  Susan

Happiness isn't something that happens to you, it's created from within you.  Joy is a state of mind.

 
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