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serenity blaze
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0 posted 2004-01-31 08:48 PM


(First a warm hug howdy to everybody--I'm doing fine--I simply had a drug reaction to a legal drug prescribed by my physician--my life is all about the irony, I tell ya )

But anyhoo, I thought I'd share this simple little sonogram story with ya'll (with smiles and appropriate congrats to our resident imp, Chris)

When I was pregnant with my son, I was not given the option of discovery of the sex of the child, but I found out anyway, as the technician kinda accidentally "slipped."

When that magical moment occurred, and that fuzzy image of, uh, well...wow...what izzit? appeared on the screen. The father of the child (my current husband, who also happens to boast, shall we say, a "noble" romanesque-type nose)exclaimed excitedly:

"Look! It's got my nose!!!"

Whereupon the technician looked at my hubby, with one eyebrow raised, stating wryly, "Honey? That's not his nose!"

Smile. Methinks my son is immensely gifted in other ways as well.



giggle.

uh-oh.

(I'm so outta here. My daughter is prolly gonna see this and tell her brother on me too.)

gotta run!



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Paula Finn
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since 2000-06-17
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1 posted 2004-02-04 09:24 AM


I got one for you girlie...when they were checking to see if Kyle was ready to deliver the technician saw what he thought was Kyles heart and it was enlarged. I went to what is basically a wonderful teaching hospital here and was poked and prodded by about twenty interns all looking at my kid and his enlarged heart. They kept calling the baby a girl so I had twent four hours to change my whole way of thinking( Ijust knew it was a boy). I had a pediatric surgeon, a pediatric heart surgeon, and two full surgery teams standing by while they delivered him. Turns out the boy just has a large, and because of all the water I had to drink in order to get the sonogram done, full bladder. He was a c-section baby, and he came out showering the doctors and nurses...they raised him up saying its a bo...ooohhhhhhhhhhh ****...he will never live that down HAHAHAHA, so for all of you here that know Kyle...tease him a little...
Christopher
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2 posted 2004-02-04 01:21 PM


Doctor: Uterus seems awfully big for just one baby...

Chris & Cris:

Doctor: Oh. No. Wait, there's just one in there.

Chris & Cris:

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