There is a town (Wilson) west of Salina on Interstate 70 known as the Czech capital of Kansas.. you might be able to get a Czech or two there. Don't know about 5.5 million, I think there are only around 800 Czechs in the whole town... but it might be a start. Don't think they are really into tortilla's (flat or otherwise) though...
(don't even ask, it has been a very long day)
Repeat after me, "I am not too nice, not too nice, not too nice" and go to bed! I will not be lending you that money any time soon, but very glad to see you are enjoying eBay, for some reason I am killing myself laughing
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