White polyester slacks are still in style,
Now I hope to make that clear
By heading down to Florida
And asking the Balladeer?
Most golfers down in Florida,
Wear white slacks upon the green.
If youíve seen men in Florida golfing,
Youíd know just what I mean.
I think I better explain this thread,
Before it gets out of hand,
It all started with a dream of mine
That really was quite grand.
Florida is where my dream took place.
There was this handsome older man.
He bumped into our Poet Devine
In this dream, it was not our Nan!
He sent her books a flying
Quickly picking them up he said,
ďIíve been waiting for this moment,
Pinch me so I know that Iím not dead!Ē
She pinched him all right she did,
In the seat of his white polyester pants,
And there she felt the hardest thing ~
Good grief, the man had butt implants!
He said, ďNow you know my secret,
I hope to make this clear,
I wouldnít give up this butt, but for you
So just say the word my dear!"
She up and pushed him in a puddle,
His pants of white now black!
Man I hate those retro dreams,
In the life of this insomniac.
Ron, this thread has been such fun,
Sorry you weren't the man in my dream.
But ... I bet your butt in pants of white
Would the cutest butt weíve seen?
Címon in now all, and join the fun,
Poetically, letís hear it loud and clear,
Sharonís got Ron writing poetry
To protect his butt itís clear.