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I think i'm going going gone mad

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Aenimal
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I went to cook and got peed off cause we were out of fettucine, my favourite pasta. I then proceeded for reasons unknown to sing "We're out of Fettucine" to the tune of "you've lost that Loving feeling" by the Rightheous bros. I did this for about ten minutes straight laughing hysterically as i cooked a mix of spaghetti and vermicelli which brings me to my next point. Does anybody realize what a great scam pasta is, all pasta is the same except for varying degrees of thickness. The difference between spaghetti vermicelli and angel hair is so ridiculously minute that it's laughable. This has been a peak into the mind of one who hasn't slept properly in a good solid year..sighs..

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~Titus

"I want you to hit me as hard as you can." No, really, I do.

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Noodles are a state of mind?
To meatball or not to meatball?  
Raph ... maybe its all the carbs in the pasta keeping you up

LOL@ your tune of choice...thats too funny...

You need your own cooking show!!
and I need coffee...its waaaay too early for a Saturday.


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Oh now I am humming that tune. You are too funny.
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A noodle by any other name is just a noodle.

I give this post the West Noodle Award.

LOL - you are too weird!!! LOL
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"I lost my fettucine
woah my fettucine,
we're out of fettucine,
now it's gone gone gone..."

I just like regular spaghetti myself. lol..I've got some computer time to stop in... You think you've gone crazy..try spending a day with my grandparents. Actual conversation:

"you know, I found a big turtle on my porch the other day....{five minutes later} did I tell you about the turtle I found on my porch the other day?"
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ROTFLMAO!
raphie, yer a noodle head sometimes, and this thread made me laugh so hard I nearly spit my mouthful of coffee out
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7 posted 07-19-2003 02:23 PM       View Profile for Wind   Email Wind   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Wind

"when life gives you noodles...eat spaghetti"

Raph- i just saw the cutest greeting card and it made me think of you. It said:

"If I could do it all over again, I would wear two different colored socks"
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PoetryIsLife I need and old priest and a young preist, the power of christ compels me the power of christ compels me..pea soup anybody? nevermind

JM My own cooking show? The Stumbling Gourmet? you're right maybe it is the carbs it's Atkins time..
Atkins time doomdoomdoodoomdodoom(to the theme of Hammer time) and nevermind

Thanks Sandra I decided to expand, I figured i was already funny looking so why not Be funny too?

Devine! The West Noodle Award...*crying..You like me, you really really like me! There's alot of people who made this WNA possible. I'd like to thank my agent, my lawyer(thanks for getting me out)..I'd like to thank my family..as soon as I can find something to thank them for..sniff

'You never write a list on the fridge
notepad anymore
Now there's no way of telling what we need
when i go to the store
I'm trying hard not to lose it
But baby, baby I'm hungry

and we're out of fettucine
whoa.. Ok I'll stop it now.. yes wind sounds like stimulating conversation. Btw did they tell you about the turtle they found on the porch?


Thanks Kacy usually we like to swallow our coffee, but hey everybody's gotta be different

Wind you mean some socks match?

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did I tell you about the time my grandparents found a turtle on the porch?
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No Liz you didn't, but nevermind that. What I'm really curious to know is if your grandparents have ever found a turtle on their porch?
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uhh..
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umm I know that phrase up there too well as she haunts my nightmares . . . pea soup - dont even go there and yea - you do

Even worse than the spaghetti rip-off, how about the actual measuring device they sell to gauge how much pasta you should cook?
You know, the plastic bar thing with open holes for different types of pasta.  They sell those along with a free bracelet that ionizes your dna so you will never feel pain and always be young.  

I was going to say something about the socks . . .  
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socks..I'd wear two different ones. So. have I told any of you about the....I forget?
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see now I never should have looked at this post because I was singing:

Maccc - a - roni
mac-aroni
mac-arowwwohohhhohneeeee

to Beethoven
making dinner for Billy
God

I forget?

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If a person overcooked their spaghetti noodles till they were a little mushy(which of course, I have NEVER done) ...could they smoosh it all into a ball...roll it out with a rolling pin and then make it back into noodles such as lasagna.....lay them flat to dry and start dinner all over again? Oh, my head hurts.
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eww..who would do that?

did i ever tell you guys about the time I found a turtle on my pourch?
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roooooouuuund our wayyyyyyy the birds are miiingiiiing
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Sue I agree with those measuring things..besides suggested servings are a crock. Oreo suggested serving apporx 2 cookies. Who only eats two oreos and what's approx mean, you only eat half of the second or yu nibbled the edge off a third?

Chris thats such a silly thought why don't you try to keep this thread on the obviously serious topic at hand..grins

Liz you found a turtle on your Porsche? I didn't know you drove and in such style

Gem what a horrible song who makes youlisten to that crap


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yes..i'm really classy
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Ok LMAOO now . . .
look on a bag of chips and it says 3 billion calories for 6 servings which is equal to 3/1/2 chips . . .

I have no idea what I am speaking of . . .
oh the Oreo's . . . more like six of them in a bowl of ice cream

And the way I was taught to cook pasta from the long lineage of my ancestry all the way back to County Cork, you grab a bunch of pasta - crack it in half and stuff it in the pot.  If some of it is still sticking out, then wait until the other half gets soft and then turn it over.  Us Irish dont have vats to cook our pasta in seeing as all we eat is corned beef (that is a whole new thread in itself)

What do you have a bunch of corner nibbled oreo's lying about?  Dont answer that        


Chris . . . noodles are noodles are noodles

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LMAO

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Sometimes I fart in the bathtub...it tickles and is smelly.

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crack it in half? lazy lazy just place the first side in and bend in the rest as it softens..yeesh

Susan we're all cracked

Jason is that not the greeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaatest sound on earth? that metallic ring lol But I haven't taken a bath in years showers for me long hot showers..more than a few cold ones too

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