Hah, that's cool, blue eyed lioness... you remind me of some of my friends, too, just judging from what I've read of your poetry and the way you present yourself...
Ok... mine's kind of a play on words... I like how piptalk is a community, but the thing about it being a community is that it's friendly where it shouldn't be. My name's not really a stab at the friendliness of piptalk, more of a compliment really... "Local" because I like how it makes me sound accepted. You know, like, your local grocer, your local blacksmith... parasite because it's something that feeds on a host at the disadvantage of the host.
So, it's kind of like saying, I'm a pest but they love having me around, so I must not be very good at it. Look everyone! It's our local parasite, come to suck the nutrients from our bodies and leave us tired and weak.
Granted, I'm not as bad as I used to be.