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JP
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Subject: Home on time!


A man left from work one Friday afternoon. But instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend hunting with the boys and spending his entire paycheck.

When he finally appeared at home, Sunday night, he was confronted by his very angry wife and was barraged for nearly two hours with a tirade of his actions.

Finally his wife stopped the nagging and simply said to him. "How would you like it if you didn't see me for two or three days?"

To which he replied: "That would be fine with me."
Monday went by and he didn't see his wife. Tuesday and Wednesday came and went with the same results. Finally on Thursday, the swelling went down just enough where he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye.

Yesterday is ash, tomorrow is smoke; only today does the fire burn.
Nil Desperandum, Fata viem invenient

Marshalzu
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1 posted 04-28-2003 05:02 PM       View Profile for Marshalzu   Email Marshalzu   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Marshalzu's Home Page   View IP for Marshalzu

Lmao that was great
nakdthoughts
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2 posted 04-28-2003 07:05 PM       View Profile for nakdthoughts   Email nakdthoughts   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for nakdthoughts

I'm not one for abuse of any kind..but I had to read your ending twice to get it and smile
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Finally, one I haven't heard before. Thanks for the laugh.

You could hurt me with your bare hands. You could hurt me using the sharp edge of what you say. JEWEL

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4 posted 05-06-2003 06:43 PM       View Profile for Irie   Email Irie   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Irie



HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA

I love it

~Sheri

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Swim out to it"

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5 posted 05-07-2003 03:03 AM       View Profile for Severn   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Severn

ROTFLMAO!!!

First class...

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LOL Excellent!!!
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New Photo!  Lookin' Good!
JP
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8 posted 05-08-2003 10:17 AM       View Profile for JP   Email JP   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit JP's Home Page   View IP for JP

Thanks   Tried to do something about the face, but I found out that what they did in the movie doesn't work in real life....

Yesterday is ash, tomorrow is smoke; only today does the fire burn.
Nil Desperandum, Fata viem invenient

 
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