I heard Ms Devine got on a bus once, ended up in Mexico. Not sure what to do, she found a local that spoke English and asked him when the next bus came through heading back to AZ. Now, the local was not as good with English as MsDevine had hoped so he sent her to the local church thinking she had asked for when the next Mass was.
Ms Devine and churches are kind of like mixing oil and water, so when she got to the church, she was not only surprised, but in her usual patient manner a bit vocal about
how the so and so local didn't have a clue and all of the people in Mexico should learn English, etc. etc.
Seems the priest did understand English and got offended as well as somewhat scared this crazy "Gringo" lady was ranting in the street. He called the local law officer and Ms Devine was escorted to the local lock up.
So.... if you see her on here, be sure and not mention her record... she's a bit sensitive about it still.