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Ron
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True story. I heard on the radio that some guy is starting a new company to clone dogs for bereaved pet owners. He is calling his company Genetic Savings and Clone. Cute, but I was sure WE could do better.

So, were you to set up a company for cloning _____ (fill in the blank), what would you call it?
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OH MY.

You tempt me to be naughty.

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.................

screeching before I even started my coffee here!

Now. Pardon me while I go edit my thoughts a bit. sheesh.

Well. I'll try.
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I'd set up a company to clone poets and call it 'A Litter Nation'.
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3 posted 01-14-2003 08:38 AM       View Profile for serenity blaze   Email serenity blaze   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for serenity blaze

athletes-- "A Chip Off The Old Jock"
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4 posted 01-14-2003 08:54 AM       View Profile for serenity blaze   Email serenity blaze   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for serenity blaze

computer programmers--Twin Geeks

(with apologies to Ron and um, Ron...)

heh heh?

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The all-purpose cloning clinic?

Refried Genes


---oh somebody save me from myself--
arrrrgggghhh---the coffee is kicking in....--
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all these years you thought those were Elvis Presley impersonators?

Nope. Clones.

There is bunker beneath graceland that has been churning out EP clones for years now. It's called: "The King and I"--otherwise known as "Et Cetera Et Cetera Et Cetera"

(there ya go Sharon...heh heh...one of the more benign e mails I dashed off to PdV this morning)
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and the true story of creation?

E.T. cloned home.



and that's it I'm outta here...

before Ron comes after me with one of those giant hooks to drag me off stage...
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8 posted 01-14-2003 10:28 AM       View Profile for Miss Behavin'   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Miss Behavin'

Getting testy here... "When ONE is simply NOT enough"
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"Double your pleasure - Double your fun"
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... I'm a clone. At least I thought I was.

Kielo
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I need to think about this one. hmmmm maybe something like 'Clones 'R' Us' lol
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Clone-u-copia.
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can't help but laugh at serenity's eruptions...how she can keep them coming I'll never know. (were you a comedian in another life?)
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Ben Ben & Jerry Jerry
for ice cream cloning of course.
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15 posted 01-14-2003 02:36 PM       View Profile for Skyfire   Email Skyfire   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Skyfire

I'm a clonee

Kielo, you're still a clone... *grins* we'll just put that one discrepancy behind us, eh?  

Miracle-Clone: You want 'em, we'll clone 'em   (oh that one was just horrible lol)

[This message has been edited by Skyfire (01-14-2003 02:37 PM).]

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entire nations...  by In clone nations

arguments and journeys  Clone traversy

bad weather... in clonate

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"Leave Me A'Clone!"
We'll help you become your own best friend.

[This message has been edited by vlraynes (01-14-2003 07:07 PM).]

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*slap me five, vicky*

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*slaps five to serenity*

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*slaps five to serenity*

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*slaps five to serenity

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hey...

slaps five to mikie..

(serenity exits...grinning and doing the soft-shoe..)
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(serenity exits...grinning and doing the soft-shoe..)
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Companies that clone the "other" pet would have to be Copy Cats

The company that brings back Van Gogh and Picasso, et al, would be Clona Lisa

We specialize in bringing back science fiction fans. Clone Encounters of the Third Kind

Want more kids? Call Kinko Kiddies today!

The first cloning company to avoid those new tax problems associated with being two people. I.R.Us

Miss the wife? You need Same Dames.

Any company that brings back MY first wife would be Double Trouble

For railroad employees only: The enGene that could

Specializing in old movie buffs. Play it again, Sam

Need more beasts of burden? Try Xeroxen

It's sugar and spice, and everything nice at Ditto Dolls

You'll feel like you already called us at Deja You

(Have I caught up with Karen, yet?   )
 
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