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quietlydying
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the wonderful land of oz


25 posted 01-14-2003 06:44 PM       View Profile for quietlydying   Email quietlydying   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for quietlydying

tele-clone.

clones by phone.

its... [1-800]me-again.

/jen/

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26 posted 01-14-2003 06:50 PM       View Profile for Nightshade   Email Nightshade   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Nightshade's Home Page   View IP for Nightshade

How about....Me,Myself,& I....for those vain types?
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27 posted 01-14-2003 07:12 PM       View Profile for Poet deVine   Email Poet deVine   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Poet deVine

This thread is a 3 groaner...
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28 posted 01-14-2003 07:35 PM       View Profile for Cpat Hair   Email Cpat Hair   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Cpat Hair

hmmm how about one that clones oxen

Just call Oxy More On the convienent 1-800 number listed below..
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29 posted 01-14-2003 07:43 PM       View Profile for Ron   Email Ron   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Ron's Home Page   View IP for Ron

What's the matter, Sharon? Are you feeling all aclone?
vlraynes
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Somewhere... out there...


30 posted 01-14-2003 07:45 PM       View Profile for vlraynes   Email vlraynes   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit vlraynes's Home Page   View IP for vlraynes


"Unknown Clone" - Feed it, care for it, and see who it grows up to be.

"Counting Sheep" - When there's just not enough of 'ewe' to go around.


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31 posted 01-14-2003 07:49 PM       View Profile for Cpat Hair   Email Cpat Hair   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Cpat Hair

one that clones Seymour...
Sy clones are here!
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32 posted 01-14-2003 07:55 PM       View Profile for Nightshade   Email Nightshade   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Nightshade's Home Page   View IP for Nightshade

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33 posted 01-14-2003 08:29 PM       View Profile for Poet deVine   Email Poet deVine   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Poet deVine


A 'Ron Carnell' clone (he's called the Wizard)


We Often see the Wizard

***

a politican clone? 'double take'

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a 'PdV' clone? - double your pleasure

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a clone of Titia - double dutch

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clone of a TV show - repeat (oh! we already have those!)

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34 posted 01-14-2003 08:39 PM       View Profile for Kielo   Email Kielo   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Kielo

Oh. Ok. In that case, I'm still a clone. Excellent. *does the finger thing*

Kielo

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35 posted 01-14-2003 09:06 PM       View Profile for Cpat Hair   Email Cpat Hair   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Cpat Hair

how about an anti cloning one... Stop cloning around?

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a 'PdV' clone from Phoenix, Pairaclona?

(Okay, now I'm getting a headache. Both of me.)
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37 posted 01-14-2003 09:19 PM       View Profile for Poet deVine   Email Poet deVine   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Poet deVine

I've been studying about Carnell clones to increase my Carnell Knowledge!
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38 posted 01-14-2003 10:36 PM       View Profile for vlraynes   Email vlraynes   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit vlraynes's Home Page   View IP for vlraynes


After conducting some extensive clone research, and with some
help from Nan, I have compiled the following bits of Clone Trivia:


Top 10 Hits on the Clone Music Charts:

10.  "Just The Two Of Us"

  9.  "Three Times A Lady"

  8.  "Are You Clonesome Tonight"

  7.  "I'll Never Walk A'Clone"

  6.  "Sargeant Pepper's Clonely Hearts Club Band"

  5.  "Only The Clonely"

  4.  "I Think I'm A'Clone Now"

  3.  "Clonely Days & Clonely Nights"

  2.  "Hey There Clonely Girl"

  1.  "A'Clone Again..Unnaturally"


Favorite Show on the CTV (Clone Television Network)

"The Clone Ranger"


Favorite Big Screen Movie

"Home A'Clone 2"

[This message has been edited by vlraynes (01-14-2003 10:40 PM).]

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39 posted 01-15-2003 01:21 AM       View Profile for Skyfire   Email Skyfire   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Skyfire

ROFL
You guys are my heros!
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lmao!

Very nice, guys.

Don't steal - the Government hates competition.

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41 posted 01-15-2003 11:50 AM       View Profile for Cpat Hair   Email Cpat Hair   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Cpat Hair

I think a new database destroyer clone is already available..

duplicate entries  your door to chaos.

the ballet cloners  Two too

the legal clones.... double indemnity

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42 posted 01-15-2003 07:37 PM       View Profile for WinterWren   Email WinterWren   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit WinterWren's Home Page   View IP for WinterWren

ROFLMAO!! Those are all sooo funny!! Ah! Need more help around the house? Call now, 1-800-2'scompany, Order today and get this mini-clone free! A $1,000 value!

WinterWren
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43 posted 01-15-2003 10:04 PM       View Profile for Ron   Email Ron   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Ron's Home Page   View IP for Ron

Over 10 billion served at McClones

Saturday Night Live (Again) presents the Clone Heads

Two Flew over the Cuckoos Nest

One is the Cloniest Number

(Please STOP me. Stick and stones may break my bones, but clones are driving me daft!)
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44 posted 01-15-2003 10:35 PM       View Profile for Miss Behavin'   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Miss Behavin'

Crimson and Cloner.. Over and Over...
vlraynes
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45 posted 01-15-2003 10:39 PM       View Profile for vlraynes   Email vlraynes   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit vlraynes's Home Page   View IP for vlraynes


And we mustn't forget the classic, 'Clone In Love With You'.
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46 posted 01-15-2003 11:24 PM       View Profile for Sunshine   Email Sunshine   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Sunshine's Home Page   View IP for Sunshine

See what happens?  When you're not at clhome and you leave the house to clhildren...they take over the cplace....

clgeesh....

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47 posted 01-16-2003 11:37 AM       View Profile for Midnitesun   Email Midnitesun   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Midnitesun

ROTFL at this cloning episode.
Leave me a clone.....
What a morning, reading this thread will surely require my clone to sit here, as I have to do some schoolreports and attempt to unscramble the IRS paperwork that glares at me from the corner table.
Will someone please organize a CLONAID CONCERT? Willie, are you there?
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48 posted 01-16-2003 06:23 PM       View Profile for Android 17   Email Android 17   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Android 17's Home Page   View IP for Android 17

*slaps his forehead and chuckles*
I'm not sure whether to laugh, or to cry!

You know the day's gonna be bad, when you start it off---with Sephiroth at your door, demanding his toaster back...

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49 posted 01-16-2003 07:44 PM       View Profile for Poet deVine   Email Poet deVine   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Poet deVine


I just got a job!!! I'm working for Clonaid setting up appointments for those who want to be cloned..

I'm the 'Clone Arranger'!!!
 
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