lol...what? Creepy-crawlies are cool. Spiders rock. If you've ever had you hands tied with one of those knots that tightens the more you struggle to free yourself, you have an idea of what it would be like to be caught in a spider's web.
She's a dominating, seductive murderer. She lets her victim bring themselves upon their own demise. Only when they're too far in to escape does she reveal to them the error of their ways, and with it, their punishment.
The scorpion, on the other hand, is the brutish male, striking fast and hard. But it too yields an important lesson: beware the small and seemingly meek, for they strike with the deadliest of poisons.
*coughs* Erm...cue end of romanticizing the critters.
Creepy-crawlies still rock.