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Books Not to Give Your Children For Christmas

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OK..apologies to anyone offended by any of the book titles...all meant in fun and with NO disrespect to anyone.......

1. You Are Different and That is Bad.
2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables.
3. Dad's New Wife Robert.
4. Fun four-letter Words to Know and Share.
5. Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An “I-Can-Do-It Book!”
6. An 8-year olds' Guide to Hitchhiking.
7. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her.
8. Curious George and the High-Voltage Security Fence.
9. All Cats Go to Hell.
10. The Little Sissy Who Snitched.
11. Some Kittens Can Fly!!
12. That's it, I'm Putting You Up for Adoption.
13. Grandpa Gets a Casket.
14. The Magic World Inside an Abandoned Refrigerator.
15. Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia.
16. The Popup Book of Human Anatomy.
17. Strangers Have the Best Candy.
18. Whining, Kicking and Crying your way to success.
19. You Were an Accident.
20. The Picture Book: “Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will”.
21. Pop! Goes The Hamster..And Other Great Microwave Games.
22. The Man in the Moon Is Actually Satan.
23. Your Nightmares Are Real.
24. Where Would You Like to Be Buried?
25. Eggs, Toilet Paper, and Your School.
26. Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?
27. Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things.
28. Daddy Drinks Heavily Because You Cry.
29. Blondes don't have more fun. By Golddielocks.
30. Blondes really are Stupid. By The 3 Bears.
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quote:
21. Pop! Goes The Hamster..And Other Great Microwave Games.
:rofl:
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*cracks up*
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Did Tim Burton write this?
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How to fry an egg on the sidewalk!

Never be normal!

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If I knew who your daddy was I'd give you back to him.
Whoa....now with a list such as this...Can you imagine??????  

and we think things are scarey now. HA
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LMAO...finally, Christmas humor I can appreciate!

The thought of her hands
touching his hair
makes me want to vomit.

Richard Brautigan

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nicely done cpat.    

nicely done.



/jen/


[This message has been edited by quietlydying (12-20-2002 11:48 AM).]

 
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