OK..apologies to anyone offended by any of the book titles...all meant in fun and with NO disrespect to anyone.......
1. You Are Different and That is Bad.
2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables.
3. Dad's New Wife Robert.
4. Fun four-letter Words to Know and Share.
5. Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An “I-Can-Do-It Book!”
6. An 8-year olds' Guide to Hitchhiking.
7. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her.
8. Curious George and the High-Voltage Security Fence.
9. All Cats Go to Hell.
10. The Little Sissy Who Snitched.
11. Some Kittens Can Fly!!
12. That's it, I'm Putting You Up for Adoption.
13. Grandpa Gets a Casket.
14. The Magic World Inside an Abandoned Refrigerator.
15. Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia.
16. The Popup Book of Human Anatomy.
17. Strangers Have the Best Candy.
18. Whining, Kicking and Crying your way to success.
19. You Were an Accident.
20. The Picture Book: “Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will”.
21. Pop! Goes The Hamster..And Other Great Microwave Games.
22. The Man in the Moon Is Actually Satan.
23. Your Nightmares Are Real.
24. Where Would You Like to Be Buried?
25. Eggs, Toilet Paper, and Your School.
26. Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?
27. Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things.
28. Daddy Drinks Heavily Because You Cry.
29. Blondes don't have more fun. By Golddielocks.
30. Blondes really are Stupid. By The 3 Bears.