Member Rara Avis
Somewhere... out there...
After much discussion with Rhonda, I have decided to present
my request for a town in this new place called Nothing.
I propose a town called CheeseVille. I, of course, would be
the Wizard of CheeseVille and, as such, would be
affectionately known as the Cheese Wiz.
The residents of CheeseVille will include the not-so-recently
laid off Oompa Loompas, who will not only manufacture
and cut the cheese, but will also sing little
educational songs all about cheese and it's origin.
These Oompa Loompas will also assist in developing
a vast array of flavors of cheese as well as other cheese-based foods.
For example, there would be cheese soup and cheese soda,
as well as cheese pudding, cheese jello, cheese pie,
cheese bread, and much, much more.
Cheese cake would, of course, be the official dessert
of the land, and would always be served after a hardy
meal of macaroni and cheese.
We would, of course, have an endless supply of Cheesy Poofs.
These would be freely presented to tourists of CheeseVille
upon their arrival, along with the map of CheeseVille that would be made out of thinly sliced cheese
This will allow visitors to share the map as a snack
on their ride home, and as a result will help keep
littering to a minimum in our community.
In order to be granted entrance into CheeseVille
visitors MUST wear the official cheese hat which is,
of course, made out of cheese and may be eaten
or given to those less fortunate upon their departure.
All paper products will be manufactured from recycled
cheese products. This will cut down immensely on pollution
and littering, and will ensure that CheeseVille is an enjoyable
community in which to live.
Our cars will be manufactured from cheese and will
come in three colors...white (white cheddar),
gold (cheddar), and blue (blue cheese), and will be
fueled by a highly liquified cheese sauce, since it is
common knowledge that cheese, when properly processed,
does indeed produce a high grade of gas.
We will have our cows shipped in from only the finest locations,
so that we have only the highest quality cheeses
For the first year, they will graze on high quality grasses,
and will be provided the best feed available.
However, once we have come full cycle in our plan they will
all be cheese fed cows.
This will ensure a much richer and cheesier tasting cheese
All of our linens will be manufactured from the finest cheese cloth.
Our homes will be small, yet comfortable, cottages and
will be constructed from the finest compressed cottage cheese
We will, of course, have to be careful not to
'eat ourselves out of house and home'
All of this, and more, can be something that Nothing can
be proud of, if you will simply say that one little word....'cheese'.
I respectfully await your decision and will gladly answer any
further questions you may have about the proposed town of CheeseVille.
Aspiring Wizard of CheeseVille
A.K.A. The Cheese Wiz
[This message has been edited by vlraynes (11-30-2002 11:34 PM).]